I've only been watching wrestling for three years...

[Mr. Steve]

Clear, succinct and to the point!

Out of nowhere with the SSP off the apron onto a standing Zero.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Shut the fuck up, Zero.

See Zero, it's not just me and SSC.

 

[CH David]

Clear, succinct and to the point!

Well for fuck's sake. Ferbs and Doc have their shit going on. It's entertaining, especially the mod edits, and then Zero has to be an attention ****e. Learn when the fuck to speak. Jesus fucking Christ. I am hating a lot of fucking ******s right now, and with that post, Zero went right up to the fucking top of that list.

 

[Tenta]

This was good for the lulz.

Tenta Edit: Plenty of people on this forum talk out of their ass. If it was about who was the most knowledgable poster on the forums, Gelgarin would be mod 5 times over. I couldn't give a shit if Ferbian talks out of his ass sometimes, whatever the fuck he wants to do is fine by me. As long as he comes off with an opinion, I'm cool. Besides, we've had plenty of shit posters becoming mods. Need I invoke his name?

 

[Mr. Steve]

This was good for the lulz.

Tenta Edit: Plenty of people on this forum talk out of their ass. If it was about who was the most knowledgable poster on the forums, Gelgarin would be mod 5 times over. I couldn't give a shit if Ferbian talks out of his ass sometimes, whatever the fuck he wants to do is fine by me. As long as he comes off with an opinion, I'm cool. Besides, we've had plenty of shit posters becoming mods. Need I invoke his name?

It's cool. Don't need to. But it's got more potential lulz in it though.

 

[Барбоса]

An excellent promo from the WCW champion there

Succinct and to the point, yet rambling and on another planet...

Also just announced for Kramer vs Kramer

"Hating on Fucking ******s" Gauntlet Match
CH David vs The Fucking ******s

So the card is really taking shape

Kramer vs Kramer 2010

"Right to Edit" Match
Lee vs MaintenanceBot

In a special Cross-sectional contest, brought to you by the Cigar Lounge
"Can I Be Both?" World War III
Pro-Choice vs Christianity

"Hating on Fucking ******s" Gauntlet Match
CH David vs The Fucking ******s

"Second Blood" Match for the WCW Tag Team Championship
Coco vs Mr. Steve

PanAtlantic "Be Nice to Each Other" Deathmatch
Doc vs Ferbian

"Potential Visitation Rights" Match
Барбоса vs Vince Russo

#1 Contender to Барбоса's Non-Existent Son
The Crock vs GD

Sting will stand in the rafters looking threateningly at no one in particular

Steel Cage Match for the Big Gold Belt and custody of Барбоса's Non-Existent Son
Special Guest Referee: Dustin Hoffman
"One Armed" Dave (c) vs xfearbefore

 

[Mr. Steve]

Add me on the CH vs. ******s match. Me and CH vs. ******s should draw.

 

[Барбоса]

Add me on the CH vs. ******s match. Me and CH vs. ******s should draw.

That would be too simple.

We need to Russo any appearance you'd make

 

[Mr. Steve]

That would be too simple.

We need to Russo any appearance you'd make

I'm the driver of the Short bus that brought said ******s there, and I suddenly turn on them by way of pushing them and putting stuff in their way?

 

[Coco]

There's no way you're not turning on CH before the end of the match to help the ******s win. So obvious.

 

[Барбоса]

Just announced for Kramer vs Kramer

"Second Blood" Match
Coco vs Mr. Steve

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Second blood matches are brutal.

 

[Coco]

Awesome. I'm gonna break Steve's hymen. Live on pay per view.

 

[Барбоса]

Just announced for Kramer vs Kramer

"Second Blood" Match
Coco vs Mr. Steve

Perhaps I should explain the stipulation more clearly. This is not the first person to make his opponent bleed twice that wins...

It is the second person to bleed out of the two that wins

In another Russo twist, this match is also for the WCW Tag Team Championship

 

[Mr. Steve]

Awesome. I'm gonna break Steve's hymen. Live on pay per view.

How come you're the twat, then?

I will seriously rape you with this.

 

[The Doctor]

Ferb PMd me. I PMd back.

Hi, Tenta.

 

[Барбоса]

Ferb PMd me. I PMd back.

Hi, Tenta.

This feud is simmering nicely in the run up to Kvk. It might reach tepid point by the time we reach the PPV

 

[Coco]

How come you're the twat, then?

I will seriously rape you with this.

You talk like I don't know what to retaliate with.

Spoiler

 

[D-Man]

I just realized how young the people are that posted in this thread.

/facepalm

 

[Барбоса]

I just realized how young the people are that posted in this thread.

/facepalm

Someone is aiming for a match on the card KvK card methinks

 

[CH David]

I just realized how young the people are that posted in this thread.

/facepalm

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[Tenta]

Ferb PMd me. I PMd back.

Hi, Tenta.

Sup Doc, any way we can post that PM on up here?


D-Man, truer words may not be said. The only person I agree with on this shit, of all the people who's posted, is Doc. Mind you, I also think we're putting in some rule that the poster, to be a mod... You know, I'm not really sure, honestly. Some shit about "young blood" and things like that.

Dave excluded, in terms of new selections.

 

[Ferbian]

I hope Doc keeps the PM's privat. I sure will.

 

[Leafy]

I'm sure this thread has been derailed like a DC Metro but...

I've only watched it for 2. Like Big Daddy V was the first debut I ever saw.

 

[CH David]

Are noobs getting dumber? I swear I was not this much of a ****** when I started posting. I may need to start being a bigger asshole if they piss me off.