I've only been watching wrestling for three years...

[The Crock]

I am standing tall with my title

BUT WAIT....

RUSSO HAS MY BOY!!!

Me vs you. Your kid on a pole match.

 

[Coco]

Fat Chick Thrilla, you say...

 

[Барбоса]

Me vs you. Your kid on a pole match.

A match?

I'm suffering from emotional trauma here!!

That and the after effects of a devastating clothesline from GD

 

[ZeroVX]

Me vs you. Your kid on a pole match.

That's ridiculous. Clearly he needs to have a ladder match with Russo with the custody papers for his kid as the prize.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I am standing tall with my title

BUT WAIT....

RUSSO HAS MY BOY!!!

Not only does he have your boy, it seems he's anally raping him at ringside.

 

[The Crock]

A match?

I'm suffering from emotional trauma here!!

That and the after effects of a devastating clothesline from GD

Well... You have 10 secs to get down here... And remember this is Russo booking so if you don't come down the belt is mine.

 

[Барбоса]

Well... You have 10 secs to get down here... And remember this is Russo booking so if you don't come down the belt is mine.

That doesn't seem like Russo at all.

He would give the belt to an uninterested third party rather than the top contender so a feud with no meaning can break out over it for no apparent reason.

 

[The Crock]

Your winner and the new WCW champion... DAVE!!!

 

[Барбоса]

Your winner and the new WCW champion... DAVE!!!

He will now feud with X for the title and custody of my son, culminating at the next PPV, entitled Kramer vs Kramer

 

[DirtyJosé]

13th annual Kramer vs Kramer 2010.

 

[The Doctor]

Still no PM...

 

[The Crock]

Sounds good

 

[Monkey_Mania]

By the way, everything in WCW was terrible except for Flair, Jericho, and Piper.

Have you ever seen Sting?

 

[Ferbian]

You're the one supposed to send the PM Doc. I was just waiting for yours.

 

[Coco]

If he hadn't been involved with the greatest build of all time, I wouldn't care about Sting. Once I'd become a fan of WCW, his best days were behind him.

 

[Барбоса]

Kramer vs Kramer 2010

"Right to Edit" Match
Lee vs MaintenanceBot

In a special Cross-sectional contest, brought to you by the Cigar Lounge
"Can I Be Both?" World War III
Pro-Choice vs Christianity

PanAtlantic "Be Nice to Each Other" Deathmatch
Doc vs Ferbian

"Potential Visitation Rights" Match
Барбоса vs Vince Russo

#1 Contender to Барбоса's Non-Existent Son
The Crock vs GD

Sting will stand in the rafters looking threatening at no one in particular

Big Gold Belt Match for the custody of Барбоса's Non-Existent Son
Special Guest Referee: Dustin Hoffman
Dave vs xfearbefore

 

[gd]

Why is D-Man ref?

 

[The Crock]

Why am I not on the card?!?!?

 

[Барбоса]

Just announced

"Right to Edit" Match
Lee vs MaintenanceBot

 

[Monkey_Mania]

If he hadn't been involved with the greatest build of all time, I wouldn't care about Sting. Once I'd become a fan of WCW, his best days were behind him.

I strongly believe this is because Sting realized WCW was dying, and he really didnt have it in him to care anymore, plus around that time he became born again...so....uh......yeah...HUH?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

First time I saw Frank Gotch I knew he would be a star.

 

[The Crock]

It's looking good.

 

[Барбоса]

In a special Cross-sectional contest, brought to you by the Cigar Lounge
"Can I Be Both?" World War III
Pro-Choice vs Christianity

 

[Super Hans]

I assume that any PM sent to Doc will be posted for all of us to see.

 

[The Crock]

I hope so.