It Often Surpirses Me

[Coco]

That a guy in his early twenties is so much more well-mannered than most little old ladies. Not that it should. When one is old enough to be Jesus Christ's contemporary, it's difficult to imagine them being born anywhere other than a barn. Obviously I'd like to say something about this in public but can't. Normally I wouldn't be so shy, but does a twenty something year old guy really need to be seen verbally raking a little old lady over the coals? I imagine it's not going to win the hearts and minds of any young maidens in the general vicinity. Most don't tend to be thinking, "If only I had a man in my life who would put these frail old hags in their place."

 

[The Doctor]

Little old ladies are my worst customers, along with middle aged hispanic moms.

 

[JGlass]

You think that would turn girls off? I made the mistake of saying that Rachel was by far the worst character on friends.

 

[Барбоса]

I made the mistake of saying that Rachel was by far the worst character on friends.

You're a monster

 

[JGlass]

You're a monster

Rachel is by no means bad... but she's not nearly as funny as any of the other characters.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Nah the worst is when a female friend asks as a hypothetical of whether you would choose to go out with her or another girl, and the response is "can I choose the shotgun". That was a hilarious one.