Zack Ryder is my guilty pleasure. Except he's more muscular than my actual guilty pleasure, Christian, so I suppose he's my somewhat less guilty pleasure. People using wrestling vernacular outside of its usual context is my exact kind of humour, what can I say? Why did you think I so proudly displayed a Zack Ryder signature?
I can imagine Zack getting his own Nas-backed video package at WrestleMania 28. My guess? Ether. Because I think I might get banned if I make the joke I want to make.
