In Addition To Mickie, Cena Was Banging...

[Coco]

http://www.sescoops.com/exclusive-interview-with-former-wwe-superstar-kenn-doane/

“This is where its going to get interesting i may stray from this question until the end but i will answer you. So one day I see Mickie on the computer and I don’t give a damn it’s not my right to see what she is doing and it never was. I was always great to her. took her many places on vacations and bought her many things, was a great boyfriend. Now at the time Cena was messing around with another diva at the time (who’s name will remain anonymous because she had no effect on my life or job so its not our business) but i ended up using the computer once Mickie got off it and i went to Google and when you start typing it pulls up past searches. Past search was “Mickie James dating John Cena” so I’m not mad just curious I was like hey what the heck is this your trying to find info on? She stared at it for like legit 2 mins and I’m looking at her like “did you forget how to read? say something, WTF” she got up and ran into the other room crying saying she was sorry and she felt bad and admitted to it. I’m not one to get mad or jealous I don’t know why, I think it has to do with all the things I’ve been through as a child that you really cant hurt me much more than i have been already. So i look at it as there are SO many woman in this world why get upset over 1? to me that makes sense. So I don’t have John’s number so I call his diva “road” girlfriend. I ask her if she knows anything about it and she says she had a feeling because John recently dumped her and she is over him now. (yes by this point your probably thinking if WWE just videotaped the real lives of these wrestlers we would have a much better show to watch on Mondays) So here i am sitting on my porch trying to piece all this crap together. Got 1 diva who is married to a guy outside of the business but she sleeps with Cena, then we got Cena who sleeps with rats (groupies, girls not in the biz, girls in the lobby waiting for an invite upstairs, in some countries mules because their fat) and this married diva, and now my girlfriend, then i got Mickie who is supposed to be my girlfriend who is Googling if her secret has been let out. Now I’m thinking before I do anything stupid and risk losing my job that I’ve worked for since I was 13 and gave up college scholarships to play football for I need to think of the best way to handle this. I tell Mickie just leave, go to your moms house or your sisters i just need time to think. I decide to call WWE office and ask for John’s number and explain what happened. They say their sorry and try to make me think they got my side. Following weeks I’m off TV and off the road until i get sent to Smackdown. Ironically Johns former diva got sent too. So now were on complete separate schedules and when their is a joint PPV I’m off the road that day too and get flown in on a Monday for a Tuesday Smackdown. Yeah complete B.S. I get jobbed out then they take me off the road more and fire me. When Johnny ace called me to fire me I asked him if this is why I’m getting fired. He told me we don’t have anything for you and depending on whether you choose to discuss this issue will determine on if your allowed to come back in the future. (so basically if i mention Cena and Mickie then I’m banned) I decide i will keep it to myself since I just want to wrestle and entertain people. I go back every time their in my area and they always say the same leading on words (we like you we will call you in a week) then never call me at all. So I now figured out their just going to keep doing this because if they piss me off i will reveal their Superstar for what he really is and if they bring me back I could start trouble with Cena and that wouldn’t be great for the company either. Lets go back a little bit shall we. So now I’m gone from WWE and Mickie and Cena are banging full time having a merry old time. Mickie becomes champ, get TV roles and gets attached too. John knowing this is going too far needs to put a stop to it so he breaks it off for whatever reason (maybe he felt guilt as he was getting married) and Mickie flips out cries all over backstage snotting everywhere and it looks really bad. She now loses her title and jobs out and becomes Piggy James (inside joke since she was a piggy for sleeping around, they even had Jared from subway introduce her – ya know, “roast beef”) then gets fired

Possibly Torrie Wilson.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

When Cena waves his hand in front of his face to an opponent he is really saying, "I'm smelling your girlfirend's vagina!"

 

[Con T.]

"Brother, take my word.
At least you don't have daughters.
This could be worse, jack."

 

[BaconBits]

Is it just me, or does this all really, really reek of high school?

 

[Con T.]

These ain't Rhodes Scholars.
Put hot, dumb folk together?
90210

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Wonder if Liz is going to be using this in court.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I trust Kenny from the Spirit Squad...or maybe no?

 

[BaconBits]

When all of this comes out in the divorce proceedings, they should have Ron Simmons come in, look at Cena and say "DAMN!"

 

[Bernkastel]

Why would Cena want to bang Torrie Wilson? She's nearly old enough to be his mother.

 

[Con T.]

Suckas got's to know.
Was Arnie Skaaland's widow
Ever on Smackdown?

 

[Lee]

Why would Cena want to bang Torrie Wilson? She's nearly old enough to be his mother.

JOhn Cena's 35, Torrie Wilson's 36.

 

[Bernkastel]

JOhn Cena's 35, Torrie Wilson's 36.

I knew that, but I was making reference to the fact that Cena could be banging a girl half that age if he wanted to.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Even though I call bullshit on most of this, in the event that it's true:

Mickie James and Torrie Wilson... John Cena FTW!

Next thing you know the IWC is gonna be screaming that Cena's "5 moves of poon" are getting stale.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hustle - your ass out my hotel room once I am done with you.
Loyalty - is something strictly reserved for the fans, my employer, sick kids and bad movies.
Respect - see Loyalty.

 

[shattered dreams]

ZOMG, next you are going to tell me he plays politics backstage!?!!??!?

 

[AndThat'sTheBottomLine]

Can't say I'm surprised!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

At least this gives The Rock new material for the next time they meet.

"Cena cheated on his wife, I predicted it comin',
Now everyone watch, as Cena starts runnin'
Judge asked him, "Cena how many?"
Cena said, "I forget, you might wanna ask Kenny!"
Lets Rock, Cleveland Lets Rock!
Cena's gotta pay alimony
But we're dancin' cause Cleveland Rocks!"

 

[jmt225]

He's probably fucked all of them.

All divas are glorified groupies, except for hopefully AJ.

 

[JGlass]

He's probably fucked all of them.

All divas are glorified groupies, except for hopefully AJ.

Do you need a dustpan for that huge sweeping statement?

 

[Coco]

I knew that, but I was making reference to the fact that Cena could be banging a girl half that age if he wanted to.

17.5 is still gonna be a problem some places. How bad do you want this to get?

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Why would Cena want to bang Torrie Wilson? She's nearly old enough to be his mother.

If my mother looked like Torrie Wilson, I'd want to bang her too.

...

That doesn't sound like the exact message I was trying to get across.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

If my mother looked like Torrie Wilson, I'd want to bang her too.

...

That doesn't sound like the exact message I was trying to get across.

Was the message supposed to be that you bang your mom, but wish she looked like Torrie Wilson? That's the only alternative that I see.

 

[Alastor]

He's probably fucked all of them.

All divas are glorified groupies, except for hopefully AJ.

I would suspect AJ is the biggest groupie of all Divas. Probably the inspiration behind her current gimmick.

 

[Owen Hart's Ghost]

MY brother was banging sunny

 

[Pera]

Good on him.

I'd drill one through Kong if I had the chance...