Impact Support Club House

[shattered dreams]

At the weigh in tonight bonus points will be awarded for being 300+

 

[Lowdown]

Can I get the bonus points now?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'm 7'2" 375 pounds.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I'm 7'2" 375 pounds.

Enjoy your time in the Impact Support Club, ya fat fuck.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Ate a couple sandwiches and gained a pound, please adjust my bonus points accordingly.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

ScreaminNormanSmiley & George Steele's Barber... "Bald Affluence"

 

[Dirk]

Anybody want to tag with me for the "Nerdy Heels", then?

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Anybody want to tag with me for the "Nerdy Heels", then?

If you'll take me, then okay.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Ya'll met the veep yet?

 

[ABMorales787]

OK boys. I need someone to tie a mic to the top of the clubhouse and lower it on cue. I also need a stash of Malta India and Snapple since beer isn't my thing.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Send out one of the interns. They'll take care of it for you.

 

[ABMorales787]

It's starting to bug me how many times Texas has hosted TNA in so little time, yet they can't come back to Irvine now that I live here? Dammit, San Diego is too far and pricey for me.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'm still waiting for an IMPACT taping anywhere in New York. Their MCU Park draw two years ago for Basebrawl in Brooklyn saw them pull in their largest live event crowd in company history. It's obvious NYC wants TNA bad.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Tna never comes to toledo.

 

[shattered dreams]

Patch party at Tijuana, mamacitas all around. Lets ride.

 

[ABMorales787]

Cool, I got a bunch of sombreros.

 

[Lowdown]

Congrats KJ. I discuss with my boy back home how come TNA rarely if they ever go to So Cal.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

HAIL KJ! TNA! HAIL KJ! TNA! HAIL KJ! TNA! (ad infinitum)

Just pass on all drink related requests my way, amigo!

 

[Cereal Killer]

Hey Finlay, shouldn't you shift your sig to the right a little, or should the others put there's in the middle too?

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Hey Finlay, shouldn't you shift your sig to the right a little, or should the others put there's in the middle too?

Each to their own, being from my neck of the woods I try to avoid being extreme left or extreme right

 

[Cereal Killer]

President-IDR
VP-Probably KJ
Seargent at (Flying Fore) Arms-Shattered Dreams
(Beer) Treasurer-FitFinlay
Secretary (not including IDR's play on words)-Unknown
Road Captain (see above)-Unknown

Other minor roles involved in a Motorcycle gang:
Enforcer and Messanger.

Guys that want to join:
Phatso, Lowdown, JGKY and myself.

Not including the VP spot, looks like there are enough roles for the guys that want to join, now all it takes is the President's approval.

From all of TNA's top stars, it looks like we have Roode, Aries, Magnus and Joe that aren't sigged yet. So 4 spots left?

 

[Lowdown]

Sounds about right.

 

[shattered dreams]

Hey Finlay, how is it going setting up the Irish connection so we can make some cash to help with these bar tabs?

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Bar tabs? The bars are paying us for our attendance and the honeys that are always tagging along. They've never had it so good!

 

[Dirk]

From all of TNA's top stars, it looks like we have
Roode, Aries, Magnus and Joe that aren't sigged
yet.

*cough*Hardy!*cough*