I'm Tired of WWE, this is why.

[Vincent Michaels]

That was one of the most god awful things I have ever had the dis-pleasure of reading.

 

[Shadow of Darkness]

Awesome, damn true!

 

[Mark Gallows]

That was one of the most god awful things I have ever had the dis-pleasure of reading.

Good, you were exactly the kind of MARK I was on about. Look at you, with your fucking Cody Rhodes display pic and Ryback sig...fucking Ryback?! Dude, you are brain-washed. "Oh yeah, I love that second rate, un-intense, terrible in the ring Goldberg rip-off, piss in my mouth again vince!". Loser. Maybe I'm being too harsh, the only way you could be that much of a fool is if you're 12 and weren't alive/haven't seen any of the "golden-age" of the 90's. I'd bet you've also never seen any NWA-MidSouth, NWA-WCW, WCCW, USWA, you need to educate yourself man.

Also, lets talk about Cody Rhodes, another utterly useless "worker". I actually had hope for the guy when they put that mask on him, till I saw him running around like a fruit-booty with no knee pads handing out paper bags...really vince, that's the best you could do "paper bags"? Come the fuck on! I was hoping the mask/facial disfigurement would turn him into a much darker/more vicious character. The broken man wanting revenge on the man that broke him and the company that put him on show, but no, because that could've been a good, legit character. What we got was 2 jabrones in suits, "give the little kids in Cena t-shirts paper bags, that'll get a heel over", as McMahon's urine runs down our collective chin. Pathetic. What is he now? Just another boring Miz-lite character, with a silly voice, cutting shit promo's, yay...

I said I'd do one on booking so here; where the fuck did all the feud's go? Used to be wrestlers were tough guys/professional athletes who went to war over their respective title to be "THE man", now we get Punk and Bryan doing fuck awful comedy, fighting over getting to marry a chick neither likes...fuck, I wanna see that match *rolls eyes*.

Then again, they've made their belts so UTTERLY fucking meaningless, having two guys fight over it would almost be dumber...I mean, why would you want 10lbs of garbage that says "champ" on it and spins. What the fuck is the WWE title? Atleast the World Heavyweight title means something (heavyweight champion of the world...gedd'it?) and used to be a prestigous belt (the ric flair/NWA/WCW belt). This "spinner" shit is the "Cena belt" and we've already established, John Cena is, what I like to call, a wrestlebortion. You see that shit and think "Cena", you think "wrestling male cheerleaders", you think "Hornswoggle", you think "what the holy FUCK has this "sport" I used to love become?!"

And that's where it's all gone wrong, pro-wrestling is no longer a "sport" where "matches" matter and were contested by "athletes"...now we have "sports-entertainment" and "super-stars" and matches that mean nothing and shitty comedy in place of good promos and fucking Santino...the fuck is Santino?! This fat fucking italian goof, who puts a fucking green sock on his hand, can't work and wins his match with a finish no one with a brain can buy. Get what I'm saying? Shit is ******ED now.

Don't try and defend it, just face facts, you're a grown ass man watching a fucking nickelodeon-esq, kid's show. You're a 34 year old Justin Beibler fan, you're an adult who thinks Miley Cyrus is a "special and unique talent", you're pathetic.

Think I'm wrong? Wrestling, Raw AND Nitro used to drawn in the 6/7 region in TV ratings...now Raw does a 3.2 (core audience) dropping to a 2.7 every now and again...bottom line, half wrestling's audience vanished into thin air. Sorry kids but, I'm right, you're wrong, the numbers prove it, now go cry into the CM Punk throw pillow your mum made you and try, real hard, to get a clue.

 

[Mark Gallows]

Also thanks to "Chrome" and "The Mark" for the nice feedback, and for getting it...I'd rep back but I'm on "reduced privilages". "Vincent Michaels", suck my dick kid.

 

[The Brain]

Don't try and defend it, just face facts, you're a grown ass man watching a fucking nickelodeon-esq, kid's show.

Isn't the same true about you?

 

[Mark Gallows]

Isn't the same true about you?

It was, but I've given up on WWE again...I'll read spoilers but the show does nothing for me. Classic wrestling only now-a-days.

 

[Mark Gallows]

Right, last one;

Here's what REALLY grinds my gears about WWE right now, the fucking twitter thing. "Oh look, Raw's trending! Lets massage our ego because the "mainstream" care about our shitty product". Why do we give a FUCK if it's "trending", we're watching the show! I don't have a "twitter", I'm not a 14 year old girl, but last time I watched Raw, the one where John Cena smirked and smiled his way through Brock Lesnar's return (most cathartic F5 ever, no?) I though "hmm, maybe I should get this twitter thing...I'd rather talk shit for 140 characters than watch this anal breach". So Vince, here's the deal, stop giving a FUCK about getting over with a cross section of the internet and worry about getting your fucking product over!

You've driven away all your hardcore fans..well, except for the most brainwashed and your buisness is the shits, but you'd rather sell fucking Cena merch, massage your ego and be horrible to loyal employees than fix it. Fuck you vinny boy, you're not a genius, you're a fucking geriatric shmuck carney. Do me a favour, switch from 'roids to HGH, it'll bring the heart-attack on quicker. I wish I believed that, but no, Vince is the demon seed and will live forver. He'll come out on RAW in 2040, in a mechanised wheel-chair cutting promo's via voicebox like fucking Davros.

And, what the fuck is their "music" now-a-days? Yeah, that's what I want to hear when I buy a PPV based on simulated combat sport, some fucking talentless auto-tune chipmunk singing about his "good feeling". I've got a "good feeling", that buisness is trending down and soon you won't be able to ignore the gaping problems with your product.

Seriously though, the Raw opening is "Nickleback" and Smackdown is "Greenday", two of the whackest, whitetest most middle of the road, fucking hack musical acts on the planet today...well, atleast it fits the mood of the show, points to the AV department. How the fuck was Zak Ryder (useless) meant to get over with that horrible, "gay bar hits of the 80's" theme? If I heard that every time I walked out infront of thousands of people I'd fist pump...vince, right in his aged, withered, steroid shrunken nutsack and fucking quit.

Also, as much as I loved the Road D-O-double G, that piece of shit show he does with Josh Mathews makes me want to douse both of them in petrol and play "catch the lit cigarette". Oh, isn't that clever, you're making fun of classic wrestling, mainly WCW, with your little sarky comments.

Josh Mathews...who the fuck are you boy?! What have you EVVVER done in the buisness? You're just another one of Vinny Mac's litte puppet bitches. Spouting your revisionist history bullshit "oh, wasn't WCW shit haw haw haw, WWF was always great, come on Vince, squat down and lay a fucking brick in my mouth, I love it!"

I should do my own version of "are you serious?", it'll just be ever Raw and Smackdown from 2007 to now. "Awh, isn't Schavonie's commentary rubbish"...so Mathews, you think you're better than Tony Schiavone? Are you that fucking dillusional?! What about your fucking commentary...and in-ring product...and story lines...and male cheerleaders...and hornswoggle winning a title...suck a dick the pair of you, FOOLS!

Also, since I forget him the last time (my bad dude) props to Hugh G. Rection for the nice feedback and not being a nuthugger, you guys are alright.

 

[Барбоса]

Plenty of spot on observations regarding the problems with the current WWE product.

I would take issue with the criticising of the abilities of the likes of Cena and Punk. Indeed, I think there is plenty of talent within the current WWE roster but at times it is used so badly that it does not matter how good they are.

Even when the in-ring performances have been stellar, and there have been some excellent contests this year so far, Vince and his Creative team have done their best to squander the positives of the entertainment provided by Punk/Jericho, Bryan/Sheamus, Punk/Bryan and Cena/Lesnar.

I must say that the Twitter obsession is perhaps my least favourite thing on TV at the moment.

 

[Mark Gallows]

Plenty of spot on observations regarding the problems with the current WWE product.

I would take issue with the criticising of the abilities of the likes of Cena and Punk. Indeed, I think there is plenty of talent within the current WWE roster but at times it is used so badly that it does not matter how good they are.

Even when the in-ring performances have been stellar, and there have been some excellent contests this year so far, Vince and his Creative team have done their best to squander the positives of the entertainment provided by Punk/Jericho, Bryan/Sheamus, Punk/Bryan and Cena/Lesnar.

I must say that the Twitter obsession is perhaps my least favourite thing on TV at the moment.

Here's my issues with Cena and Punk, I'll try and keep it analytical so I don't get the usual "uhhh you're a moron/dumbass/etc" responces I normally get from the nuthugger's when I talk about those two, so;

Cena
I just don't believe the guy, on my TV or in the ring. Infact he's terrible in the ring, and I don't mean "oh, work rate"...I could care less about "work rate", I'll leave that to the guys who faun over Dave Meltzer and bust a nut because they think knowing the term "puro" makes them "smart". I mean, the guy dosen't sell, AT ALL.

Watch his "I Quit" match with the Miz...hell, watch his match with Lesnar, he takes the beating of a life time. Miz hits him with Kendo sticks, beats him worse than "the passion of the christ", john makes him come back, Miz quits, badda bing, badda boom. But after the match, after all the pain and punishment, does he sell? Haha, does he fuck. No he bounds around the ring, waving the title, hi-5ing the little kiddies then bounds up the ramp.

So, psycological the image he's presenting is, "I took all the punishment, and it didn't do a damn thing". What does that say to an audience, a. "everything you just watched is fake, because in reality, the guy would be crawling up the ramp, licking his wounds". And b. "Miz is pathetic, all that offense and he didn't even dent the guy...what a shmuck".

Which leads to my next point, he's never put ANYONE over. And I don't mean he's never "done a job", I mean whenever he's confronted with a "big bad heel", and they're in the ring together, what does he do? He smiles and acts like it's all a big joke, so John, what you're telling me as a viewer is, you don't fear this guy. He isn't a physical threat, he's a joke...and people wonder why Miz/Truth/Swagger/etc never got over.

Just to prove my point, rewatch the in-ring segment between Rock, Cena, Miz and Truth. What's Rock doing? He's eye to eye with both guys, he's in a fighting stance, he's putting across "these are bad dudes, they could fuck me up" he's on a hair trigger...just incase. What's Cena doing? The same old shit, walking around the ring, turning his back on the heels, doing his shitty comedy routine, making it all a big joke.

Why does that matter, I hear you ask, well, simply put, if the face has no fear of the heel...if there's no physical threat, i.e possibility he could lose, the match is meaningless. Why do I want to order the PPV when I already know, through his own actions/attitude, Cena is going to win.

Also, if after 8 years in the ring you STILL don't know to fucking PULL BACK on an STF, you really are rancid, useless and need to go away.

His promos make me sick aswell, this goes back to him putting no-one/nothing over. Just the usual sugar-coated, "talking directly to the fans because I'm a shit worker and can't get them invested any other way", bad comedy shtick. He's never cut a believable promo, in terms of, he's never acknowledged things as a "fight", he's never put over getting beat..he just rambles on about fucking Star Wars or whatever.

Now, CM Punk
I just don't get it, honestly, I've never seen what any of the IWC see in him. What is his character meant to be? If I'm going by his promo work it's "pain in the ass, irreverant indy smark". Same complaint as Cena really, his "breaking the fourth wall" shit during the "Raw contract signing"..."oh, so it is all fake then punk...I must keep watching this phoney, hokey garbage.."

He's too small. And I'm not going "oh, I want Kali and Ezekiel Jackson, muscle bound big-men who can't work", no. I'm saying he's physically too small..well, small's the wrong word, he's too "out of shape" to be believable as a fighter. The guy has a GUT for fucks sake.

Before anyone makes the UFC comparison, yes, there are smaller guys in UFC who kick ass, but they're RIPPED, Punk is not. Plus, these guys are lightweights/middleweights not heavyweights. Sorry but you NEED heavyweights in your HEAVYWEIGHT title scene, otherwise it's just silly, hokey and fake.

His look is god awful, his silly expressions, bad tattoo's, greasy hair and ring attire that looks like it came from good will...and what the fuck is with that "home made" elbow pad?! The guy looks like a BUM. How can I feel sympathy for this guy as an "under-dog" when he looks like a dirty, smelly junkie?

I absolutly don't rate his ring work either. Here's my point, look at his MITB match with Cena, the build going in is, either he's leaving with the belt...boom, gonzo, gets one over on Vince and the whole company. If Cena dosen't win, he gets fired. Punk's running against the almost "unbeatable" Super-Cena, Cena's livelyhood is on the line, High stakes, right?

What we should've seen at the start of the match was an explosion of fight, what we got was "flurry of offense, rest hold...stop, look at each other, start again" for 15 minutes. Garbage!

I've heard people compare him to Roddy Piper (come the fuck on btw), so lets compare.
Piper has a character, Punk dosen't.
In the ring Piper translates that character to how he works (a crazy scotsman who'll fight you to the death, but dosen't mind cheating to win) Punk does not, just the same indy "oooh japan", kick-y, jump-y nonsence. On the mic Piper is "the rowdy one"...he's fucking nuts! Punk will ocassionally break kayfabe then go "pipebomb" so the marks think he's "edgy".

But the number 1 thing I hate about punk is his attitude and his (undeserved) Ego. Listen to interviews, he's just a bitter prick. I've heard him rip on Hogan and Luger...are you fucking kidding me?!

Punk son, you've never drawn a fucking DIME! You're proven, by ratings and buyrates to but an ANTI-DRAW. The reason Cena goes on after him on Raws/PPV's isn't because of some "anti-punk conspiracy" it's because when Vince put Him, Bryan and Ryder in a main-event on Raw it hemmoraged ratings, people turned off!

Hulk-Hogan and Andre, 'Mania 3 drew 90,000 in the arena.
SummerSlam 2011, Punk and Cena, the rematch of the supposed "5 star MITB match" drew the lowest buyrate in SummerSlam's history. So Punk...who's the better worker? It ain't you, proven fact.

 

[Pera]

Your posts are amazing, they truly are.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

If I'm ever in a bad mood, I read one of Bill Lesnar's posts, and I rofl. Truly...the greatest (legit) poster in prison history.