I'm so damn bored right now

[X]

Sodomy.

That is all.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Sodomy is overrated too.

Not that I would know or anything like that.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Sodomy is overrated too.

Not that I would know or anything like that.

Fucking clocks.

 

[Dave]

Your pussy is getting the way of your dick, my friend.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

What is this shit? Stop making me depressed.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

So your saying next girl I get I should bang like...the first night..

 

[SSJPhenom]

Yep. That's exactly what we're saying mate.

Just get it over with.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Well maybe if the girl is easy I can.....That might could work for me.






Until them I'm still open to pics.....of girls....ex gfs or just random hot girls....as long as there girls...and hot..

 

[Dave]

Doesn't matter if she is easy or not. Just fill her with alcohol and as her blood alcohol level rises, her panties drop. Take it from Dave.

 

[Dexter]

So your saying next girl I get I should bang like...the first night..

Third date. That's the rule. No sooner, no later.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Good advice dude...good advice..

you my friend earn rep

 

[Dave]

It's not just advice, my friend. It's the fucking truth. I swear to God. No one would sleep with me sober... Except my exes. Nevertheless, alcohol is the great communicator. The first time I slept with someone, I was drunk as fuck and still managed to do it sort of right. Alcohol solves the worlds problem... Through glorious sex.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

See I like to drink but when I do this I won't drink as much hehe....that way I can make sure I'm doing it right.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Dave is wise. He should head the WZ Jedi council.

Yea Master Shake, you should just go for it and get it over with.

I recommend a flavoured vodka drink, that way you could get it into her drink and she may not know the difference. I swear, orange flavored vodka is undetectable in orange flavored drinks.

I hope that this convo has been entertaining to you. Are you still bored?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I'm not bored no....

but horny....kidding lol

but meh so maybe some... Smirnoff or something....



































pics are still welcomed

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I'm not bored no....

but horny....kidding lol

but meh so maybe some... Smirnoff or something....



































pics are still welcomed

 

[SSJPhenom]

Yes, Smirnoff Vodka orange would do the trick.

I can't help you if you are horny, however, I do have ideas.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

You can help with sending the pics of your ex you teased me with early tbh. Hell I'll get on MSN so you can do it there tbh...

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

This thread is all kinds of wrong.

 

[SSJPhenom]

What's wrong with this thread?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Yeah

What's wrong huh


oh btw I'm still waiting for pics of both your ex's tbh

 

[SSJPhenom]

Man, you want those pics bad don't you?

IDK if I feel comfortable enough to send you pics of my ex. Knowing full well what you plan on doing with them.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Don't liquor up a woman to get laid, man. If she says, "I get super horny when I get drunk," well, then that's OK, because she's essentially telling you that she expects to get some when she's drunk. But, otherwise, that's not the way to go.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Man, you want those pics bad don't you?

IDK if I feel comfortable enough to send you pics of my ex. Knowing full well what you plan on doing with them.

Meh I'll just look at them tbh

Don't liquor up a woman to get laid, man. If she says, "I get super horny when I get drunk," well, then that's OK, because she's essentially telling you that she expects to get some when she's drunk. But, otherwise, that's not the way to go.

why only then

 

[SSJPhenom]

Let me think about it.