I'm off to Lunch Duty

[Slyfox696]

So, I'm off to lunch duty, where I monitor junior high kids, and then high school kids while they eat, to make sure they don't get in fights or throw food or otherwise act like idiots. I also get to eat lunch myself, so I have to decide what I want finally.

I'm going to be gone for a little while, so use this thread to talk about me behind my back while I'm gone.

 

[Lil Wes]

Back in the days when the pussy teacher would do lunch duty, we would take advantage and people would start throwing fists from trash talk earlier in the morning..

Fun times....fun times...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That Sly, he sure is a moron. Guy doesn't even know hes being pwned by the majority of the forum with his outlandish remarks on swearing.

Poor sap doesn't even know how to pick a fast food joint over school food. Personally, I don't know how the guy ties his own fucking shoes in the morning without a step by step guide.

EDIT: Oh shit, hes still online.

 

[Lil Wes]

It's 10:40 and there already eating lunch.

Lucky fucks.

 

[HBK-aholic]

EDIT: Oh shit, hes still online.

 

[justinsayne]

Back in the days when the pussy teacher would do lunch duty, we would take advantage and people would start throwing fists from trash talk earlier in the morning..

Fun times....fun times...

You had a teacher that taught you about pussy?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You had a teacher that taught you about pussy?

You mean you DIDN'T?!

 

[Lil Wes]

You had a teacher that taught you about pussy?

Pussy teacher as in the teacher that never does anything and isn't scary.

Opposite of coaches, which Sly is one, but I'm sure nobody finds going through a table for cheap pops scary.

 

[justinsayne]

You mean you DIDN'T?!

Didn't need one

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Didn't need one

I did. Always thought the female orgasm was a myth until I learned otherwise.

Never thought failing to repeat the same class 3 times would pay off.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Poor kids, they actually have a teacher on lunch duty. All the teachers in my school do is stand on chairs and eat their lunch... not normal, but whatever.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Dragon, I just want to see your school one time. Sounds like that place is awesome.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

It is!! We're famous for being really open, and I mean that literally. There are no walls in some places.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[justinsayne]

It is!! We're famous for being really open, and I mean that literally. There are no walls in some places.

Flames Out
Dragon

Umm...what if it rains or snows or is cold or is windy

 

[Eternal Dragon]

There's a roof, just no walls between classes.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I would have made sly's life hell if he was my teacher. For no reason other than to amuse myself.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

There's a roof, just no walls between classes.

Flames Out
Dragon

So your school is like one big barn, or warehouse?

 

[Slyfox696]

I would have made sly's life hell if he was my teacher. For no reason other than to amuse myself.

You would have had very big triceps at a young age.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You would have had very big triceps at a young age.

It would've likely went with the sizably larger & stronger right hand.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You would have had very big triceps at a young age.

You wouldn't have been able to get me to do anything.

 

[Slyfox696]

It would've likely went with the sizably larger & stronger right hand.

Really?

I always use my left.

You wouldn't have been able to get me to do anything.

You would or you wouldn't be in my class.

I don't put up with idiot students.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You would or you wouldn't be in my class.

I don't put up with idiot students.

I'd be in your class because of my athletic ability. I'd still wind you up though.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Really?

I always use my left.

I'm left handed, so thats the one I use too.

Sometimes I like to switch it up. I'll sit on my right hand for about 30 minutes to an hour, numb it nice and good then go to town.. then I'll get pissed off cause they suck.