I'm a Hero

[Steamboat Ricky]

I just saved my road from being an aquarium. With a guy down the road...we attacked the sewer grates...me with a rake...he with a shovel...and we got the street drained just before it was about to spill out onto the sidewalk.

 

[Gelgarin]

A suitable reward of money and women has been dispatched to your area... or you can trade it all in for the contents of this mystery box.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

how much money? and how virtuous are these women?

 

[Mr. TM]

Take The Box!

 

[Murfish]

how much money? and how virtuous are these women?

 

[Fuel The Fire]

The box i say the box!!! I want to know whats in the box

 

[Gelgarin]

Well the women are a collection of Thai immigrants brought into the country for this very purpose, so I guess it's pretty pick and mix with regards to virtue.

As for the cash, that is rather dependent on how much of the cargo we manage to sell before it gets to you.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

She's dead.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I choose mystery box.

 

[Gelgarin]

Congratulations.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I use the orange to throw at your face. Oranges are not good for eating.

 

[Gelgarin]

And just like that you've become transformed into malevolent evil.
My work here is done.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Who's the evil one? You gifted me a fruit that is harmful to my body...

 

[Gelgarin]

It is a well known fact that Snow White fell into a comma because of contracting Hepatitis B, and the fruit was simply used to cover up an otherwise rather embarrassing story about a royal princess.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that apples and oranges are different. Hence the saying "apples and oranges are different"

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Should have offered him what was behind curtain number 3.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Gelgarin...you were the evil one. Ricky is a face.

 

[Gelgarin]

A face who recently almost got himself embroiled in a Thai prostitution scandal and throws fruit (which he considered to be deadly) at well meaning members of the public.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

:stunner:

 

[Mighty NorCal]

lame