IHW Mayhem
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IHW MAYHEM STARTS NOW!
Insane Pyro goes off.
Michael Cole –“Hello and welcome to the first ever IHW Mayhem.”
Matt Striker- “This is also the first ever IHW Show!”
We go to a view of the ring.
Lillian Garcia- “Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to Intense Hardcore Wrestling!”
~Fans explode in cheers~
***Cult of Personality ***
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, CM Punk!!!”
CM Punk enters the ring.
~Fans Continue Cheering~
Punk- “It is good to be back in a wrestling ring!”
~Cheers grow louder~
Punk- “What happened to the WWE? Everywhere I go that is what I am asked. What happened? Well, it was bought out by a multi billionaire, my new boss, Brian Vickers. Mr. Vickers is a virtuous guy, who loves peop… ah what the hell, I didn’t follow the rules before why start now… My boss is a jerk. Brian is a stuck up little boy who cares only about the money and not a damn bit about you wrestling fans.”
~A few boos for Brain Vickers are heard~
Punk- “However, I will tell you this, the General Manager for my show, who happens to be simply the GM and not the Executive vice president of talent relations and the interim general manager of you know what, is a rather nice guy. When he selected me as the first draft pick, we meet and had a wonderful conversation. I have a feeling that things are going to go great in this new generation of professional wrestling.”
~Huge pops continue~
Punk- “Every thing has change, except for one thing, and that is each one of you and your love for this sport!”
***I’m Here to Show the World***
The show off heads down the ramp
~Loud Boos fill the arena~
Dolph Ziggler- “CM Drunk, always pandering to the crowd. Why do you respect these people? They are nothing compared to guys like us… Or myself anyway.”
Punk- “If it wasn’t for…”
Ziggler interrupts- “Blah Blah Blah. Fans or no fans I would have a job because I’m that damn good at everything I do!”
Punk- “Don’t you have a date with Vickie or something?”
Ziggler, standing on the outside- “Ha-ha, real funny Punk. I left that trailer park trash behind at the same place you left your career. Now, why don’t you just step out of my ring and let me do what I do best.”
Punk- “OR, Why don’t you step into my ring and let me show you why I am the best wrestler in the world!”
~Cheers take over the arena~
***Drake Dreams Music Hits, and the man in charge comes to the top of the ramp.***
Drake Dream- “Guys, why argue? I have an idea for tonight. CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler will each have an individual match.”
Ziggler- “Who is my---”
Drake- “Shut up and let me finish!”
~The Cheers For Drake Start~
Drake- “Now, lets put you in what we will call the IHW Mayhem World Title Tournament. If you each can win your match, you will go one on one next week.”
~Fans Cheer~
Drake- “And that match will be for the Mayhem World Championship! Ziggler, your match is next.”
~Cheers Continue as Ziggler preps for his match~
Cole- “Ladies and Gentlemen, things just got interesting.”
Striker-“ What the General Manager of IHW Mayhem, Drake Dream has done is set up a 4-man tournament where the winner of each match will face off one on one next week.”
Cole- “And like Mr. Dream said, that will be for the IHW Mayhem Championship.”
Striker- “Lets send it down to Lillian Garcia to see who Ziggler’s opponent is.”
Lillian- The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring . . .
***No More Words***
Lillian- JEFF HARDY!
~Cheers~
Cole- “Oh My! The Charismatic Enigma is here in IHW Mayhem!”
~Cheers continue as Jeff parades into the ring~
Ziggler looks surprised, but ready, as the match goes underway.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS-
~Cheers for Hardy~
Hardy walks out and Ziggler looks frustrated as the camera cuts to the back.
Scott Stanford- “Hello, I’m Scott Stanford and standing to my left is the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
~Fans can be heard in the background, but the reaction is mixed~
Flair- “WOOOOOO!”
~Cheers overtake boos~
Flair- “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
~Fans all yell Wooooooo!~
Flair (acts like another woo is coming, but stops)- “Shut Up!”
~BOO’s break through the cheers~
Stanford- “Flair, what are your plans here in the IHW.”
Flair- “Scotty Boy, my plans are to be styling and profiling just like before!”
Stanford- “Do you have any plans to work with the talent?”
Flair- “As a matter of fact I do! I have talked to Drake, and we have agreed that I need to manager a superstar, start them from the bottom, and take them all the way to the top!”
Stanford- “Well, who is it?”
Flair- “Tonight, we are going to have a match between two of the young talents, Curt Hawkins and Alex Riley, and the winner will receive my advice, my help, and my party style! WOO!”
Flair exits as Stanford sends up to the ring.
Lillian- “The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, they are the self-proclaimed Worlds Greatest Tag Team, Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin.”
***WGTT Theme Plays***
~Boos~
Lillian- “and their opponents, From Detroit Michigan, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly, The Motor City Machine Guns!”
***MCMG Theme Plays***
~Cheers~
The bell sounds and here we go!
QUICK MATCH RESULTS-
Shelton steps in the ring after watching his partner get pinned. Hass stands up and they argue for a bit, and then MCMG look at them and go for a handshake. Shelton and Charlie both slap the hands of MCMG and each hit a T-Bone Suplex. Hass hooks Sabin in a Hass of Pain. And Shelton has to pull him off. They walk out together laughing at Sabin and Shelly.
~Boo’s break away as they leave the arena~
We cut to the back and see Curt Hawkins talking to Drake Dream. Dream points to the door, and as Hawkins leaves, Sheamus walks in.
~Cheers~
Sheamus- “Dream, what’s going on buddy.”
DD- “Can I help you Sheamus?”
Sheamus- “First of all, I want to thank you for making me your 4th pick.”
DD- “No problem”
Sheamus- “Now, I may be a tempered red head, but I sure aint stupid fella. I know that you are going to put me in the match against CM Punk Tonight.”
DD- “Actually, I have already made the decision on who will face Punk tonight and sadly it isn’t you.”
Sheamus-“Then what am I doing. I better not have the night off.”
DD-“Don’t worry, I have a match set for you and 9 others. It’s going to be a 10 man over the top rope battle Royal!”
Sheamus- “And when I win?”
DD- “The final two men in the ring will go one on one at the first ever IHW Pay Per View, No Fear.”
~Cheers Pop for Dream~
DD-“That match will be for the IHW Collision Championship”
Sheamus looks pleased as we go to Scott Stanford.
Stanford- “With me at this time, the 8th pick to Mayhem and the 22nd overall AJ Styles”
~Cheers~
Styles- “Let me tell ya Scott, I’m the phenomenal one, AJ Styles. There is a reason I’m called this, and that’s because I go in that ring each and every week and put on death deifying matches!”
Stanford- “AJ, what . . .”
Ziggler enters.
~Boo’s~
Ziggler- “What’s going on here? AJ, who are you looking at?”
Styles- “I’m …”
Ziggler-“No, let me answer that for you. You are looking at the future of this business, the man of mans, the one who shows off and shows up people every time I step foot on the ramp, on the steps, in the ring, anywhere and everywhere I go! I’m Dolph Ziggler, the man who simply can’t take losing as the answer.”
Styles- “Then what was the question when Jeff Hardy beat you earlier tonight? Because what ever it was, your answer was wrong! Now get out of my way.”
~Cheers~
Styles leaves as Ziggler looks on.
Cole- “What’s Ziggler’s problem?”
Striker- “I don’t really know Cole, but what I do know is this; up next is a singles match for the right to call Ric Flair your manager”
Cole- “Yes it is Matt and I have just received word from Mr. Dream that this match will be a ladder match and the contract for Flair will be suspended above the ring! ”
Striker- “And lets get this match underway!”
***Ric Flair’s music hits***
~Boos start to take over~
The Nature Boy makes his way to sit beside the announce table. They have a steel chair there waiting for him. Flair yells at Matt Striker and takes his leather chair. Now flair sits in comfort as Alex Riley heads down the ramp.
***Alex Riley’s theme plays ***
~A light cheer can be heard for A-Ri~
***Curt Hawkins Music plays***
~No reaction from the crowd~
Lillian- “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Ladder Match. The only way to win is to climb the rungs and grab the contract. The winner of this match will receive Ric Flair as their personal manager.”
~Slight cheers can be heard~
Lillian- “Standing to my right, Alex Riley!”
~Cheers can barley be heard~
Lillian- “And to my left, Curt Hawkins”
~Some Boos occur~
There may have been little to no reaction for these guys, but they look ready to compete.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS-
Hawkins throws the ladder out of the ring as Flair steps in. Flair shakes Hawkins hand, and then hooks the Figure Four Leg Lock onto Alex Riley. With Riley in the lock, Curt ascends up the ropes and hits a second Heat Seeking Elbow. Hawkins and Flair strut out of the arena.
~Boo’s Bust From Hawkins and Flair’s actions~
We are taken to a scene in the back.
Matt Morgan and Crimson are talking in the GM’s office.
Morgan- “Look, we were dominating the Tag team division before. But, what is the plan now.”
Crimson-“My plans are to go out and win the Collision Championship at No Fear.”
Morgan- “So we are done as a team?”
Crimson nods in agreement.
Morgan- “Sounds like it’s going to be me and you at No Fear for the title then.”
Bully Ray enters.
Ray- “What in the hell did you just say? Do you actually think for one minute that both of you are going to survive in the Battle Royal tonight?”
Crimson- “I know I will.”
Morgan (looking at Crimson)- “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Crimson-“Do you need me to spell it out for you?”
James Storm and Robert Roode Enter
Storm- “Hold your damn horses. We’re going to be ones going onto No Fear.”
Ray- “Look who it is, Old Beer Money back together. Are you too married or something?”
Roode- “Good joke Ray. But why don’t you repeat yourself?”
Ray- “You know what look, I don’t have to repeat myself. I’m the bully in this situation, how bout I just knock you teeth down your freaking throat?”
All the guys are yelling at each other.
Drake Dream enters his office.
DD- “Whoa! Look what we have here, five of the guys who will be competing in the Battle Royal.”
Ray- “And the winner! I mean come on, Dream, have you seen my calves?”
DD- “Bully Ray, I want you out of my office now.”
Ray looks angry and exits the room.
DD-“Morgan, Crimson, go prepare for the match.”
Morgan and Crimson nod and leave
Roode- “Let me guess, you want us out too?”
DD- “Actually, I have a question for you two. Would you be interested in a Mayhem Tag Team title match? ”
Storm- “Well hell yeah!”
DD- “Oh, that sucks. Good luck tonight in your battle royal tonight. Get the hell out.”
Dream watches on as James and Robert leave.
Dream picks up his cell phone and calls someone as we fade to the ring.
Cole- “I wonder who Mr. Dream was calling?”
Matt- “I don’t know Cole, but looks like we are being interrupted.”
***Break the Walls Down***
~Cheers~
Chris Jericho enters the arena!
After his slow strut to the ring, Chris Jericho stands in the center wearing a nice grey suit.
Jericho-“How is it going parasites? Hypocrites? Duplicators?”
~Cheers are starting to fade, and the Boos are taking over~
Jericho-“Oh. You cheer me as I walk into the ring, but as soon as I insult you, you boo me. You fools insult me 24/7 and I don’t boo you!”
~Boo’s Continue to grow louder~
Jericho- “BOOO! BOOO! BOOOOO! Shut up.”
~Boo’s Continue throughout the promo~
Jericho stands with a serious face on.
Jericho-“I was the second draft pick to Mayhem and the 6th pick in IHW! But for some odd reason I am not in the Mayhem Title Tournament. I call this collusion. Drake Dream, what is wrong with you? I am the best in the world at what I do and I do it all. I dance, I sing, I play guitar, I rock, I host, I wrestle, I am the best in the world at what I do. The best in the world at what I do! I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT EVERYTHING I DO!”
He stands in wait as the Boos continue.
Jericho then yells “Best in the World!” and drops the mic. His theme plays and he exits the ring.
Matt- “Wow Cole. What do you think about Jericho’s continuous statement?”
Cole- “I think I’ve already heard it once tonight.”
Matt-“I have to agree with you on that one.”
Cole-“Anyways, the Collision number one contender battle royal is up next.”
Matt- “Lets see who is going to win the rights to go one on one on March 31st at No Fear.”
Cole- “That’s right Matt, the last two individuals remaining in the ring will face of on March 31st.”
Lillian- “The following is the number one contenders match for the Collision Championships! Introducing at this time, From Hells Kitchen New York, Bully Ray!”
***Ray’s Theme***
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, Crimson!”
***Crimson’s Theme Plays***
Lillian- “And Now, Bobby Roode!”
***Off The Chain***
Lillian- “The Cowboy James Storm!”
***Storms theme blares***
Lillian- “And now, The Blueprint Matt Morgan!”
***Matt Morgan’s Theme***
A voice from the back can be heard.
Voice- “Lillian, I’ve got this one.”
~Crowd Cheers to the voice they hear~
Voice- “Hailing from GREENBAY WISCONSIN!”
~Cheers~
Voice- “MRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… ANDERSON!”
***Anderson’s Theme Plays***
After a long wait, Anderson- “Anderson!”
Mr. Anderson enters the ring to the surprise of the others.
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, Ted Dibiase!”
***I Come From Money***
Lillian- “And now, The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!”
***Get Ready To Fly***
Lillian- “And being accompanied to the ring by Reby Sky, Matt Hardy!”
***I Can Slay A Tornado***
Lillian- “And now, The Great White, Sheamus!”
***Too Many Lies***
Sheamus enters the ring and all the guys prepare for battle.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS-
The two are standing in the ring and they shake hands. We then get a view of the commentators.
Striker- “Wow, what an amazing battle royal we just witnessed Cole.”
Cole-“Indeed Matt”
Striker-“The first ever IHW battle royal was a good one and I loved the twist at the end with not one, but two winners. Now, lets jump into the main event!”
Cole- “Tonight’s Main Event will be the 6th draft pick to IHW Mayhem, Wade Barret verses the First overall pick in IHW, CM Punk.”
Striker- “You can bet your house that this will be a good one.”
Lillian- “It is time for your Main Event of the evening!”
~Cheers~
Lillian- “Introducing first, from Manchester England, Wade Barret!”
***I’ve Had Enough***
Wade enters the ring with a microphone.
Barret- “In the WWE I was rising up in the ranks with my Barrett Barrage. But that doesn’t matter now, and the real Barrage starts tonight. I will beat CM Punk and Mr. Dream will realize that I should have been the 1st draft pick! Drake knows it, CM Punk knows it, and all of you American losers know it.”
~Boos break out~
Then CM Punks Theme Strikes the Arena.
***Cult Of Personality***
~Boos quickly turn into Cheers~
Lillian-“And from Chicago Illinois, The 1st Draft Pick in the IHW, CM Punk! ”
CM Punk enters the ring, grabs a mic, teases a promo, and nails Wade Barret in the head with the pipe bomb. Barret struggles to his feet and they are now standing face to face as the bell rings.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS-
Punk is celebrating as Jeff Hardy comes out from the back. He Slams Punk down with the Twist of Fate. He climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton Bomb. Hardy throws his over shirt to the crowd. He is pandering to the audience even after attacking the fan favorite. They are cheering for Hardy despite his actions! Hardy looks down at Punk and throws up the Hardy Boy hand Signals.
IHW Mayhem fades to black with Hardy standing over CM Punk.
Insane Pyro goes off.
Michael Cole –“Hello and welcome to the first ever IHW Mayhem.”
Matt Striker- “This is also the first ever IHW Show!”
We go to a view of the ring.
Lillian Garcia- “Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to Intense Hardcore Wrestling!”
~Fans explode in cheers~
***Cult of Personality ***
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, CM Punk!!!”
CM Punk enters the ring.
~Fans Continue Cheering~
Punk- “It is good to be back in a wrestling ring!”
~Cheers grow louder~
Punk- “What happened to the WWE? Everywhere I go that is what I am asked. What happened? Well, it was bought out by a multi billionaire, my new boss, Brian Vickers. Mr. Vickers is a virtuous guy, who loves peop… ah what the hell, I didn’t follow the rules before why start now… My boss is a jerk. Brian is a stuck up little boy who cares only about the money and not a damn bit about you wrestling fans.”
~A few boos for Brain Vickers are heard~
Punk- “However, I will tell you this, the General Manager for my show, who happens to be simply the GM and not the Executive vice president of talent relations and the interim general manager of you know what, is a rather nice guy. When he selected me as the first draft pick, we meet and had a wonderful conversation. I have a feeling that things are going to go great in this new generation of professional wrestling.”
~Huge pops continue~
Punk- “Every thing has change, except for one thing, and that is each one of you and your love for this sport!”
***I’m Here to Show the World***
The show off heads down the ramp
~Loud Boos fill the arena~
Dolph Ziggler- “CM Drunk, always pandering to the crowd. Why do you respect these people? They are nothing compared to guys like us… Or myself anyway.”
Punk- “If it wasn’t for…”
Ziggler interrupts- “Blah Blah Blah. Fans or no fans I would have a job because I’m that damn good at everything I do!”
Punk- “Don’t you have a date with Vickie or something?”
Ziggler, standing on the outside- “Ha-ha, real funny Punk. I left that trailer park trash behind at the same place you left your career. Now, why don’t you just step out of my ring and let me do what I do best.”
Punk- “OR, Why don’t you step into my ring and let me show you why I am the best wrestler in the world!”
~Cheers take over the arena~
***Drake Dreams Music Hits, and the man in charge comes to the top of the ramp.***
Drake Dream- “Guys, why argue? I have an idea for tonight. CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler will each have an individual match.”
Ziggler- “Who is my---”
Drake- “Shut up and let me finish!”
~The Cheers For Drake Start~
Drake- “Now, lets put you in what we will call the IHW Mayhem World Title Tournament. If you each can win your match, you will go one on one next week.”
~Fans Cheer~
Drake- “And that match will be for the Mayhem World Championship! Ziggler, your match is next.”
~Cheers Continue as Ziggler preps for his match~
Cole- “Ladies and Gentlemen, things just got interesting.”
Striker-“ What the General Manager of IHW Mayhem, Drake Dream has done is set up a 4-man tournament where the winner of each match will face off one on one next week.”
Cole- “And like Mr. Dream said, that will be for the IHW Mayhem Championship.”
Striker- “Lets send it down to Lillian Garcia to see who Ziggler’s opponent is.”
Lillian- The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring . . .
***No More Words***
Lillian- JEFF HARDY!
~Cheers~
Cole- “Oh My! The Charismatic Enigma is here in IHW Mayhem!”
~Cheers continue as Jeff parades into the ring~
Ziggler looks surprised, but ready, as the match goes underway.
OPENING- Hardy and Ziggler lock up. Hardy quickly takes control. The average start to a match plays through, until Ziggler gains the upper hand. The guys continue beating down each other as the match continues. About 6 minutes in, Hardy hits a Whisper in the wind out of nowhere.
ENDING- Hardy gains the offense and hit a front face buster. Goes for the pin fall…
1…
2…
Kick Out…
Hardy picks Ziggler up, and nails a nice suplex followed by a running leg drop.
1…
2…
Kick Out at 2 and a half!
Hardy climbs the ropes, but misses a Swanton Bomb! Ziggler has the sleeper. Hardy quickly fights out. A couple of arm drags, and then a Twist of Fate! Hardy scales the ropes . . . SWANTON BOMB Connects…
1…
2…
3!!!
Lillian- Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of this match . . . Jeff Hardy!
ENDING- Hardy gains the offense and hit a front face buster. Goes for the pin fall…
1…
2…
Kick Out…
Hardy picks Ziggler up, and nails a nice suplex followed by a running leg drop.
1…
2…
Kick Out at 2 and a half!
Hardy climbs the ropes, but misses a Swanton Bomb! Ziggler has the sleeper. Hardy quickly fights out. A couple of arm drags, and then a Twist of Fate! Hardy scales the ropes . . . SWANTON BOMB Connects…
1…
2…
3!!!
Lillian- Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of this match . . . Jeff Hardy!
Jeff Hardy @7:30
Hardy walks out and Ziggler looks frustrated as the camera cuts to the back.
Scott Stanford- “Hello, I’m Scott Stanford and standing to my left is the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
~Fans can be heard in the background, but the reaction is mixed~
Flair- “WOOOOOO!”
~Cheers overtake boos~
Flair- “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
~Fans all yell Wooooooo!~
Flair (acts like another woo is coming, but stops)- “Shut Up!”
~BOO’s break through the cheers~
Stanford- “Flair, what are your plans here in the IHW.”
Flair- “Scotty Boy, my plans are to be styling and profiling just like before!”
Stanford- “Do you have any plans to work with the talent?”
Flair- “As a matter of fact I do! I have talked to Drake, and we have agreed that I need to manager a superstar, start them from the bottom, and take them all the way to the top!”
Stanford- “Well, who is it?”
Flair- “Tonight, we are going to have a match between two of the young talents, Curt Hawkins and Alex Riley, and the winner will receive my advice, my help, and my party style! WOO!”
Flair exits as Stanford sends up to the ring.
Lillian- “The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, they are the self-proclaimed Worlds Greatest Tag Team, Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin.”
***WGTT Theme Plays***
~Boos~
Lillian- “and their opponents, From Detroit Michigan, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly, The Motor City Machine Guns!”
***MCMG Theme Plays***
~Cheers~
The bell sounds and here we go!
OPENING- Sabin and Hass start us off. A few nice lock-up combos open the match. Hass gains quick control, but his offense only last a few seconds. Sabin hits a dropkick, followed by missile drop kick knocking Hass out of the ring. Hass and Benjamin regroup as Alex Shelly gets tagged in. When Charlie steps in Shelly is fast to go for control. They square of and wrestle for around 2.5 minutes. Then, after a failed DDT attempt from Shelly, Charlie hits a stalling suplex and tags in Shelton. Benjamin keeps control as a few quick tags between WGTT are made.
ENDING- 3 minutes into the beating of Alex, he hits a dragon whip. Shelly jumps to Sabin for the quick tag and the MCMG are quickly on top. They hit multiple double team moves, including a shellshock/450 Splash combo with Sabin going for the win.
1...
2…
3!!!
It’s all over!
~Cheers~
Lillian- “Your winners are Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly!”
ENDING- 3 minutes into the beating of Alex, he hits a dragon whip. Shelly jumps to Sabin for the quick tag and the MCMG are quickly on top. They hit multiple double team moves, including a shellshock/450 Splash combo with Sabin going for the win.
1...
2…
3!!!
It’s all over!
~Cheers~
Lillian- “Your winners are Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly!”
Motor City Machine Guns @ 6:36
Shelton steps in the ring after watching his partner get pinned. Hass stands up and they argue for a bit, and then MCMG look at them and go for a handshake. Shelton and Charlie both slap the hands of MCMG and each hit a T-Bone Suplex. Hass hooks Sabin in a Hass of Pain. And Shelton has to pull him off. They walk out together laughing at Sabin and Shelly.
~Boo’s break away as they leave the arena~
We cut to the back and see Curt Hawkins talking to Drake Dream. Dream points to the door, and as Hawkins leaves, Sheamus walks in.
~Cheers~
Sheamus- “Dream, what’s going on buddy.”
DD- “Can I help you Sheamus?”
Sheamus- “First of all, I want to thank you for making me your 4th pick.”
DD- “No problem”
Sheamus- “Now, I may be a tempered red head, but I sure aint stupid fella. I know that you are going to put me in the match against CM Punk Tonight.”
DD- “Actually, I have already made the decision on who will face Punk tonight and sadly it isn’t you.”
Sheamus-“Then what am I doing. I better not have the night off.”
DD-“Don’t worry, I have a match set for you and 9 others. It’s going to be a 10 man over the top rope battle Royal!”
Sheamus- “And when I win?”
DD- “The final two men in the ring will go one on one at the first ever IHW Pay Per View, No Fear.”
~Cheers Pop for Dream~
DD-“That match will be for the IHW Collision Championship”
Sheamus looks pleased as we go to Scott Stanford.
Stanford- “With me at this time, the 8th pick to Mayhem and the 22nd overall AJ Styles”
~Cheers~
Styles- “Let me tell ya Scott, I’m the phenomenal one, AJ Styles. There is a reason I’m called this, and that’s because I go in that ring each and every week and put on death deifying matches!”
Stanford- “AJ, what . . .”
Ziggler enters.
~Boo’s~
Ziggler- “What’s going on here? AJ, who are you looking at?”
Styles- “I’m …”
Ziggler-“No, let me answer that for you. You are looking at the future of this business, the man of mans, the one who shows off and shows up people every time I step foot on the ramp, on the steps, in the ring, anywhere and everywhere I go! I’m Dolph Ziggler, the man who simply can’t take losing as the answer.”
Styles- “Then what was the question when Jeff Hardy beat you earlier tonight? Because what ever it was, your answer was wrong! Now get out of my way.”
~Cheers~
Styles leaves as Ziggler looks on.
Cole- “What’s Ziggler’s problem?”
Striker- “I don’t really know Cole, but what I do know is this; up next is a singles match for the right to call Ric Flair your manager”
Cole- “Yes it is Matt and I have just received word from Mr. Dream that this match will be a ladder match and the contract for Flair will be suspended above the ring! ”
Striker- “And lets get this match underway!”
***Ric Flair’s music hits***
~Boos start to take over~
The Nature Boy makes his way to sit beside the announce table. They have a steel chair there waiting for him. Flair yells at Matt Striker and takes his leather chair. Now flair sits in comfort as Alex Riley heads down the ramp.
***Alex Riley’s theme plays ***
~A light cheer can be heard for A-Ri~
***Curt Hawkins Music plays***
~No reaction from the crowd~
Lillian- “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Ladder Match. The only way to win is to climb the rungs and grab the contract. The winner of this match will receive Ric Flair as their personal manager.”
~Slight cheers can be heard~
Lillian- “Standing to my right, Alex Riley!”
~Cheers can barley be heard~
Lillian- “And to my left, Curt Hawkins”
~Some Boos occur~
There may have been little to no reaction for these guys, but they look ready to compete.
OPENING- The bell sounds and Curt exits the ring. Curt walks over to Flair and tells him “You already know you want me as your prodigy.” But, before Flair can react, Riley clotheslines Hawkins. On the out side, Hawkins and Riley brawl for 1.5 minutes. Riley slams Curt’s head onto the steel steps, and then stomps on him. Riley set a ladder up in the ring, and begins to climb. He comes in contact with the clipboard, but Hawkins is back in. Hawkins and Riley are punching back in forth on the top of the Ladder. Hawkins hooks Riley in a neck breaker twisting Riley over. Hawkins drops to the mat, landing on his feet, causing Riley’s back to bend across the steel. Riley falls to the mat and Hawkins picks up the offense. He uses the ladder to his advantage multiple times.
ENDING- Hawkins sets a ladder up in the corner and flings Riley onto it. He splashed on top of him. Hawkins then hits 3 DDT’s in a row. Curt picks Riley up one more time, bounces of the ropes and spears him! Riley is down in the center of the ring. Hawkins climbs the ropes, but looks down at Flair. Hawkins jumps down and then proceeds to climb the ladder. He stares down at Riley. Hawkins takes a deep breath and leaps of the 20-foot ladder hitting a Heat Seeking Elbow on Alex Riley. After lying for nearly a minute, Hawkins is back to his feet and climbing the Ladder. He unhooks the contract. And it is all over.
Lillian- “The winner of this match, Curt Hawkins.”
ENDING- Hawkins sets a ladder up in the corner and flings Riley onto it. He splashed on top of him. Hawkins then hits 3 DDT’s in a row. Curt picks Riley up one more time, bounces of the ropes and spears him! Riley is down in the center of the ring. Hawkins climbs the ropes, but looks down at Flair. Hawkins jumps down and then proceeds to climb the ladder. He stares down at Riley. Hawkins takes a deep breath and leaps of the 20-foot ladder hitting a Heat Seeking Elbow on Alex Riley. After lying for nearly a minute, Hawkins is back to his feet and climbing the Ladder. He unhooks the contract. And it is all over.
Lillian- “The winner of this match, Curt Hawkins.”
Curt Hawkins @ 11:11
Hawkins throws the ladder out of the ring as Flair steps in. Flair shakes Hawkins hand, and then hooks the Figure Four Leg Lock onto Alex Riley. With Riley in the lock, Curt ascends up the ropes and hits a second Heat Seeking Elbow. Hawkins and Flair strut out of the arena.
~Boo’s Bust From Hawkins and Flair’s actions~
We are taken to a scene in the back.
Matt Morgan and Crimson are talking in the GM’s office.
Morgan- “Look, we were dominating the Tag team division before. But, what is the plan now.”
Crimson-“My plans are to go out and win the Collision Championship at No Fear.”
Morgan- “So we are done as a team?”
Crimson nods in agreement.
Morgan- “Sounds like it’s going to be me and you at No Fear for the title then.”
Bully Ray enters.
Ray- “What in the hell did you just say? Do you actually think for one minute that both of you are going to survive in the Battle Royal tonight?”
Crimson- “I know I will.”
Morgan (looking at Crimson)- “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Crimson-“Do you need me to spell it out for you?”
James Storm and Robert Roode Enter
Storm- “Hold your damn horses. We’re going to be ones going onto No Fear.”
Ray- “Look who it is, Old Beer Money back together. Are you too married or something?”
Roode- “Good joke Ray. But why don’t you repeat yourself?”
Ray- “You know what look, I don’t have to repeat myself. I’m the bully in this situation, how bout I just knock you teeth down your freaking throat?”
All the guys are yelling at each other.
Drake Dream enters his office.
DD- “Whoa! Look what we have here, five of the guys who will be competing in the Battle Royal.”
Ray- “And the winner! I mean come on, Dream, have you seen my calves?”
DD- “Bully Ray, I want you out of my office now.”
Ray looks angry and exits the room.
DD-“Morgan, Crimson, go prepare for the match.”
Morgan and Crimson nod and leave
Roode- “Let me guess, you want us out too?”
DD- “Actually, I have a question for you two. Would you be interested in a Mayhem Tag Team title match? ”
Storm- “Well hell yeah!”
DD- “Oh, that sucks. Good luck tonight in your battle royal tonight. Get the hell out.”
Dream watches on as James and Robert leave.
Dream picks up his cell phone and calls someone as we fade to the ring.
Cole- “I wonder who Mr. Dream was calling?”
Matt- “I don’t know Cole, but looks like we are being interrupted.”
***Break the Walls Down***
~Cheers~
Chris Jericho enters the arena!
After his slow strut to the ring, Chris Jericho stands in the center wearing a nice grey suit.
Jericho-“How is it going parasites? Hypocrites? Duplicators?”
~Cheers are starting to fade, and the Boos are taking over~
Jericho-“Oh. You cheer me as I walk into the ring, but as soon as I insult you, you boo me. You fools insult me 24/7 and I don’t boo you!”
~Boo’s Continue to grow louder~
Jericho- “BOOO! BOOO! BOOOOO! Shut up.”
~Boo’s Continue throughout the promo~
Jericho stands with a serious face on.
Jericho-“I was the second draft pick to Mayhem and the 6th pick in IHW! But for some odd reason I am not in the Mayhem Title Tournament. I call this collusion. Drake Dream, what is wrong with you? I am the best in the world at what I do and I do it all. I dance, I sing, I play guitar, I rock, I host, I wrestle, I am the best in the world at what I do. The best in the world at what I do! I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT EVERYTHING I DO!”
He stands in wait as the Boos continue.
Jericho then yells “Best in the World!” and drops the mic. His theme plays and he exits the ring.
Matt- “Wow Cole. What do you think about Jericho’s continuous statement?”
Cole- “I think I’ve already heard it once tonight.”
Matt-“I have to agree with you on that one.”
Cole-“Anyways, the Collision number one contender battle royal is up next.”
Matt- “Lets see who is going to win the rights to go one on one on March 31st at No Fear.”
Cole- “That’s right Matt, the last two individuals remaining in the ring will face of on March 31st.”
Lillian- “The following is the number one contenders match for the Collision Championships! Introducing at this time, From Hells Kitchen New York, Bully Ray!”
***Ray’s Theme***
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, Crimson!”
***Crimson’s Theme Plays***
Lillian- “And Now, Bobby Roode!”
***Off The Chain***
Lillian- “The Cowboy James Storm!”
***Storms theme blares***
Lillian- “And now, The Blueprint Matt Morgan!”
***Matt Morgan’s Theme***
A voice from the back can be heard.
Voice- “Lillian, I’ve got this one.”
~Crowd Cheers to the voice they hear~
Voice- “Hailing from GREENBAY WISCONSIN!”
~Cheers~
Voice- “MRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… ANDERSON!”
***Anderson’s Theme Plays***
After a long wait, Anderson- “Anderson!”
Mr. Anderson enters the ring to the surprise of the others.
Lillian- “Making his way to the ring, Ted Dibiase!”
***I Come From Money***
Lillian- “And now, The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!”
***Get Ready To Fly***
Lillian- “And being accompanied to the ring by Reby Sky, Matt Hardy!”
***I Can Slay A Tornado***
Lillian- “And now, The Great White, Sheamus!”
***Too Many Lies***
Sheamus enters the ring and all the guys prepare for battle.
Bell Sounds.
The 10 men quickly start pounding on each other. Storm and Roode are working together, as are Morgan and Crimson. After a slow kick and punch fest for the first 3 minutes, action starts to pick up. Bully Ray hits a Bully Bomb on Matt Hardy. A Mic Check from Anderson to Crimson. Ray and Anderson clothesline each other. AJ Styles and Ted Dibiase are brawling in the corner. A Carbon Footprint from Matt Morgan to Bobby Roode is connected. At the same time as the Carbon Footprint, Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick to James Storm. Morgan and Sheamus stare each other down. They circle around a bit and then charge full force toward each other. They hit the Carbon Footprint and Brogue Kick at the same time. Perfect timing from those two. All men are down as Ray stands to his feet. He looks around and then picks up Anderson. He tosses him over the rope. Anderson is hanging on, but Ray hits a big boot to knock him of the apron.
Mr. Anderson has been eliminated.
Ray notices that Ted Dibiase is getting up. He runs at him full force and hits a boot to the face. He screams in the middle of the ring, “I OWN THIS RING!” He marches around hitting each person he sees. He picks Dibiase up once more and nails a
Bully Bomb. He then proceeds to toss Ted over the rope.
Ted Dibiase has been eliminated.
Ray turns around only to be hit with a flying forearm from AJ Styles. Styles bounces of the ropes and hits Ray with a cross body. Ray roles through and lifts AJ up. He tosses AJ in the air, catches him and lands a Samoa drop. Ray tries to throw AJ out, but AJ lands on the apron. He hits a springboard hurricanronna. As AJ recovers from the move he hit, Crimson stands up. AJ turns around only to be hit by a shoulder block. Crimson then hits a Red Sky on AJ. Matt Morgan is getting up, but Crimson nails him with a spear. He tosses Morgan in to the rope. Morgan hits Crimson with a shoulder to the midsection. Matt steps in the ring, and lifts Crimson up above his head. The strength from Morgan is incredible. Morgan chucks Crimson out of the ring.
Crimson has been eliminated.
Morgan and Matt Hardy are now string each other down. Matt hits a quick Side Effect. He then turns his focus on Bobby Roode. Matt hits a Twist of Fate on Roode, and then a Twist of Fate on Storm. He throws them both to the apron. Sheamus is up! He smashes Storm with a Brogue Kick.
Storm has been eliminated.
Hardy has Roode set up for the Twist of Fate. Keep in mind that Roode is on the other side of the ropes. Hardy secures the Twist of Fate.
Roode has been eliminated.
Matt Hardy, Sheamus, AJ Styles, Bully Ray, and Matt Morgan are all that remain.
Matt Hardy and Sheamus are now fighting in one corner as Morgan and Styles are in the other. Bully Ray stand up and looks at each battle. He then lays in the middle of the ring. Matt Morgan almost eliminates Styles, but then goes toward Ray. Ray jabs Morgan in the eye and tosses him over the ropes!
Matt Morgan has been eliminated.
Bully Ray played possum. That was well executed. Ray goes to grab Styles but is hit by the Pele Kick! Styles lobs Ray over the top. Ray stands there as Styles climbs the ropes and connects with a difficult missile dropkick.
Bully Ray has been eliminated.
Three remain. Matt Hardy, Sheamus, and AJ Styles. The next person eliminated will lose the chance at the Collision title. The other two will compete at No Fear. Here we go.
Hardy and Sheamus stumble up as the three are now staring each other down. Reby Sky is cheering Matt Hardy on. But on the outside Bully Ray is, well, bullying Sky. Ray calls her a **** and Matt will not stand for it. He goes under the bottom rope and punches Ray in the jaw. Ray and Hardy brawl on the outside for 2 minutes. Sheamus and Styles look out there, but Sheamus realizes the match is not over. He turns Styles around and hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker. Sheamus sets up for the Celtic Cross but Styles slides down. AJ hits a Pele Kick out of nowhere. The two fight for 2 minutes. But Matt Hardy has finished with Ray and sent Reby to the back. Hardy reenters the ring. He approaches AJ but is hit with a kick to the gut. AJ then hits the Styles Clash. He picks Hardy up and tosses him over. Hardy is standing on the apron. AJ turns to celebrate but he looks right into the eyes of an angry Great White. Sheamus runs as fast as he can toward Styles, but AJ dodges him, and Sheamus connects with a Brogue Kick to Matt Hardy. Hardy is out!
Matt Hardy has been eliminated.
Lillian- “Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is over! Your winners and new challengers for the Collision title are AJ Styles and Sheamus.”
~Cheers~
The 10 men quickly start pounding on each other. Storm and Roode are working together, as are Morgan and Crimson. After a slow kick and punch fest for the first 3 minutes, action starts to pick up. Bully Ray hits a Bully Bomb on Matt Hardy. A Mic Check from Anderson to Crimson. Ray and Anderson clothesline each other. AJ Styles and Ted Dibiase are brawling in the corner. A Carbon Footprint from Matt Morgan to Bobby Roode is connected. At the same time as the Carbon Footprint, Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick to James Storm. Morgan and Sheamus stare each other down. They circle around a bit and then charge full force toward each other. They hit the Carbon Footprint and Brogue Kick at the same time. Perfect timing from those two. All men are down as Ray stands to his feet. He looks around and then picks up Anderson. He tosses him over the rope. Anderson is hanging on, but Ray hits a big boot to knock him of the apron.
Mr. Anderson has been eliminated.
Ray notices that Ted Dibiase is getting up. He runs at him full force and hits a boot to the face. He screams in the middle of the ring, “I OWN THIS RING!” He marches around hitting each person he sees. He picks Dibiase up once more and nails a
Bully Bomb. He then proceeds to toss Ted over the rope.
Ted Dibiase has been eliminated.
Ray turns around only to be hit with a flying forearm from AJ Styles. Styles bounces of the ropes and hits Ray with a cross body. Ray roles through and lifts AJ up. He tosses AJ in the air, catches him and lands a Samoa drop. Ray tries to throw AJ out, but AJ lands on the apron. He hits a springboard hurricanronna. As AJ recovers from the move he hit, Crimson stands up. AJ turns around only to be hit by a shoulder block. Crimson then hits a Red Sky on AJ. Matt Morgan is getting up, but Crimson nails him with a spear. He tosses Morgan in to the rope. Morgan hits Crimson with a shoulder to the midsection. Matt steps in the ring, and lifts Crimson up above his head. The strength from Morgan is incredible. Morgan chucks Crimson out of the ring.
Crimson has been eliminated.
Morgan and Matt Hardy are now string each other down. Matt hits a quick Side Effect. He then turns his focus on Bobby Roode. Matt hits a Twist of Fate on Roode, and then a Twist of Fate on Storm. He throws them both to the apron. Sheamus is up! He smashes Storm with a Brogue Kick.
Storm has been eliminated.
Hardy has Roode set up for the Twist of Fate. Keep in mind that Roode is on the other side of the ropes. Hardy secures the Twist of Fate.
Roode has been eliminated.
Matt Hardy, Sheamus, AJ Styles, Bully Ray, and Matt Morgan are all that remain.
Matt Hardy and Sheamus are now fighting in one corner as Morgan and Styles are in the other. Bully Ray stand up and looks at each battle. He then lays in the middle of the ring. Matt Morgan almost eliminates Styles, but then goes toward Ray. Ray jabs Morgan in the eye and tosses him over the ropes!
Matt Morgan has been eliminated.
Bully Ray played possum. That was well executed. Ray goes to grab Styles but is hit by the Pele Kick! Styles lobs Ray over the top. Ray stands there as Styles climbs the ropes and connects with a difficult missile dropkick.
Bully Ray has been eliminated.
Three remain. Matt Hardy, Sheamus, and AJ Styles. The next person eliminated will lose the chance at the Collision title. The other two will compete at No Fear. Here we go.
Hardy and Sheamus stumble up as the three are now staring each other down. Reby Sky is cheering Matt Hardy on. But on the outside Bully Ray is, well, bullying Sky. Ray calls her a **** and Matt will not stand for it. He goes under the bottom rope and punches Ray in the jaw. Ray and Hardy brawl on the outside for 2 minutes. Sheamus and Styles look out there, but Sheamus realizes the match is not over. He turns Styles around and hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker. Sheamus sets up for the Celtic Cross but Styles slides down. AJ hits a Pele Kick out of nowhere. The two fight for 2 minutes. But Matt Hardy has finished with Ray and sent Reby to the back. Hardy reenters the ring. He approaches AJ but is hit with a kick to the gut. AJ then hits the Styles Clash. He picks Hardy up and tosses him over. Hardy is standing on the apron. AJ turns to celebrate but he looks right into the eyes of an angry Great White. Sheamus runs as fast as he can toward Styles, but AJ dodges him, and Sheamus connects with a Brogue Kick to Matt Hardy. Hardy is out!
Matt Hardy has been eliminated.
Lillian- “Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is over! Your winners and new challengers for the Collision title are AJ Styles and Sheamus.”
~Cheers~
Sheamus and AJ Styles are going to No Fear, match ends at @10:04
Striker- “Wow, what an amazing battle royal we just witnessed Cole.”
Cole-“Indeed Matt”
Striker-“The first ever IHW battle royal was a good one and I loved the twist at the end with not one, but two winners. Now, lets jump into the main event!”
Cole- “Tonight’s Main Event will be the 6th draft pick to IHW Mayhem, Wade Barret verses the First overall pick in IHW, CM Punk.”
Striker- “You can bet your house that this will be a good one.”
Lillian- “It is time for your Main Event of the evening!”
~Cheers~
Lillian- “Introducing first, from Manchester England, Wade Barret!”
***I’ve Had Enough***
Wade enters the ring with a microphone.
Barret- “In the WWE I was rising up in the ranks with my Barrett Barrage. But that doesn’t matter now, and the real Barrage starts tonight. I will beat CM Punk and Mr. Dream will realize that I should have been the 1st draft pick! Drake knows it, CM Punk knows it, and all of you American losers know it.”
~Boos break out~
Then CM Punks Theme Strikes the Arena.
***Cult Of Personality***
~Boos quickly turn into Cheers~
Lillian-“And from Chicago Illinois, The 1st Draft Pick in the IHW, CM Punk! ”
CM Punk enters the ring, grabs a mic, teases a promo, and nails Wade Barret in the head with the pipe bomb. Barret struggles to his feet and they are now standing face to face as the bell rings.
OPENING- Barret quickly jumps on the offense and hits some amazing strikes and kicks. Barret throws Punk to the outside. They fight on around the announce table for a bit. Punk then hits a huge roundhouse kick. The match continues for about 6 minutes in the ring with multiple nice moves hit like Super Kick and Elbow off the top from Punk and Side Suplex and Abdominal Stretch from Barret.
ENDING- Punk and Wade hit a double clothesline. The ref counts to 8, and they make it to their feet. Punk Irish whips Wade into the corner, he runs at him but Wade meets him half way and hits the Winds of Change. Barrett goes for the pin.
1….
2….
Kick out at 2 and a half.
Wade is in surprise, and sets Punk up for the Wasteland. Punk hits a few elbows while on Wade’s shoulders. He gets down and Hits the GTS. Punk goes for the win.
1….
2….
3!
Cole- “Punk will face Jeff Hardy next week for the IHW Mayhem World Championship!”
Lillian- “Here is your winner, CM Punk!”
ENDING- Punk and Wade hit a double clothesline. The ref counts to 8, and they make it to their feet. Punk Irish whips Wade into the corner, he runs at him but Wade meets him half way and hits the Winds of Change. Barrett goes for the pin.
1….
2….
Kick out at 2 and a half.
Wade is in surprise, and sets Punk up for the Wasteland. Punk hits a few elbows while on Wade’s shoulders. He gets down and Hits the GTS. Punk goes for the win.
1….
2….
3!
Cole- “Punk will face Jeff Hardy next week for the IHW Mayhem World Championship!”
Lillian- “Here is your winner, CM Punk!”
CM Punk @ 9:17
Punk is celebrating as Jeff Hardy comes out from the back. He Slams Punk down with the Twist of Fate. He climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton Bomb. Hardy throws his over shirt to the crowd. He is pandering to the audience even after attacking the fan favorite. They are cheering for Hardy despite his actions! Hardy looks down at Punk and throws up the Hardy Boy hand Signals.
IHW Mayhem fades to black with Hardy standing over CM Punk.
Bearded Review
-Here we go, the long awaited debut of the IHW franchise. Looking forward to what you guys bring to the table. Fantasy drafts/leagues haven't seen much success around these parts as I've been in a good chunk and something ends up going wrong. Hopefully you guys can overcome that and enjoy a successful run.
-First and foremost when doing a show make sure the show is easy on the eyes as format is a HUGE key (in my eyes) for a successful book this. Yours isn't very easy on the eyes. I use to put matches in spoilers, but many didn't find that appealing so I switched to quotes. I find that to be the best way if you go outside the normal text. Things with the *** and the ~ aren't very easy. Maybe look at some of the more successful BT (GCB, mine, Peep, Proph, etc) and come up with something along those lines.
-I thought you did a nice job with Punk. You hit that sarcastic and brash way he does thing, well done there. Ziggler was alright, could use some work. I wouldn't think Ziggler would ask about his opponent. Ziggler would just prance around and showoff.
-Hardy/Ziggler. Would like to see more in terms of matching writing. A little more detail would be nice instead of just a very brief overview. A nice approach might be sum up the beginning and middle and then write out the end in detail.
-I like the idea of two stars fighting for the chance to work with Ric Flair. Sure Flair isn't exactly high praise, but he knows the ropes and I'd like to see him work with Riley or Hawkins. Both are excellent choices.
-Again matches are too short, so I can't really judge you on how good your writing abilities are. A feud between the WGTT and MCMG should be excellent, so I look forward to seeing where that goes.
-Sheamus promo felt off, didn't have that Sheamus quirk to it. A battle royal with two winners? Really doesn't make too much sense but we'll see a title match at the PPV. Gotta think Sheamus would be a favorite there.
-Now this Ziggler promo was better. I thought it was very Ziggler like with his quick responses. But it wasn't perfect AJ just was off. Didn't really feel AJ at all.
-Hawkins winning was what I was hopeful for. He has that "party starter" gimmick and that would work perfectly with Flair. Definitely interested in seeing where that goes.
-Wasn't feeling the backstage squabble. The tag team thing with Beer Money seemed unnecessary. I'd assume Beer Money are faces as is the GM, which makes no sense for that. Really unneeded.
-Jericho is frustrated, looking forward to where it goes. I expect him to get involved in some sort of capacity in the title match next week or even at the PPV.
-Battle royal sees Sheamus and AJ winning. That should be interesting. Two clashing styles but I could see them tear the house down. Maybe some foreshadowing with Ziggler earlier.
-Main event and Punk winning was the right move. Looks like we are rekindling the Punk/Hardy feud that knocked Hardy out of the WWE. Should be interesting to see how you handle it. I expect some of Hardy's past to be brought up but I hope that isn't the case as this is a new Punk and he doesn't really role that way.
-Overall the show was alright. First show is always the hardest. Improve on the match writing as I can't tell if your good at it as you didn't go into much detail. The promos were decent, but look on improving them. Start developing some storylines in the next couple of shows as that is what is the most difficult thing about starting shows. Get the storylines moving and you'll be good to go. Best of luck to you and the rest of the IHW comrades.
-Here we go, the long awaited debut of the IHW franchise. Looking forward to what you guys bring to the table. Fantasy drafts/leagues haven't seen much success around these parts as I've been in a good chunk and something ends up going wrong. Hopefully you guys can overcome that and enjoy a successful run.
-First and foremost when doing a show make sure the show is easy on the eyes as format is a HUGE key (in my eyes) for a successful book this. Yours isn't very easy on the eyes. I use to put matches in spoilers, but many didn't find that appealing so I switched to quotes. I find that to be the best way if you go outside the normal text. Things with the *** and the ~ aren't very easy. Maybe look at some of the more successful BT (GCB, mine, Peep, Proph, etc) and come up with something along those lines.
-I thought you did a nice job with Punk. You hit that sarcastic and brash way he does thing, well done there. Ziggler was alright, could use some work. I wouldn't think Ziggler would ask about his opponent. Ziggler would just prance around and showoff.
-Hardy/Ziggler. Would like to see more in terms of matching writing. A little more detail would be nice instead of just a very brief overview. A nice approach might be sum up the beginning and middle and then write out the end in detail.
-I like the idea of two stars fighting for the chance to work with Ric Flair. Sure Flair isn't exactly high praise, but he knows the ropes and I'd like to see him work with Riley or Hawkins. Both are excellent choices.
-Again matches are too short, so I can't really judge you on how good your writing abilities are. A feud between the WGTT and MCMG should be excellent, so I look forward to seeing where that goes.
-Sheamus promo felt off, didn't have that Sheamus quirk to it. A battle royal with two winners? Really doesn't make too much sense but we'll see a title match at the PPV. Gotta think Sheamus would be a favorite there.
-Now this Ziggler promo was better. I thought it was very Ziggler like with his quick responses. But it wasn't perfect AJ just was off. Didn't really feel AJ at all.
-Hawkins winning was what I was hopeful for. He has that "party starter" gimmick and that would work perfectly with Flair. Definitely interested in seeing where that goes.
-Wasn't feeling the backstage squabble. The tag team thing with Beer Money seemed unnecessary. I'd assume Beer Money are faces as is the GM, which makes no sense for that. Really unneeded.
-Jericho is frustrated, looking forward to where it goes. I expect him to get involved in some sort of capacity in the title match next week or even at the PPV.
-Battle royal sees Sheamus and AJ winning. That should be interesting. Two clashing styles but I could see them tear the house down. Maybe some foreshadowing with Ziggler earlier.
-Main event and Punk winning was the right move. Looks like we are rekindling the Punk/Hardy feud that knocked Hardy out of the WWE. Should be interesting to see how you handle it. I expect some of Hardy's past to be brought up but I hope that isn't the case as this is a new Punk and he doesn't really role that way.
-Overall the show was alright. First show is always the hardest. Improve on the match writing as I can't tell if your good at it as you didn't go into much detail. The promos were decent, but look on improving them. Start developing some storylines in the next couple of shows as that is what is the most difficult thing about starting shows. Get the storylines moving and you'll be good to go. Best of luck to you and the rest of the IHW comrades.
Ok, time for a HD Live Review!
I like the start with Punk. I think you nailed his personality and mic work spot on. Ziggler on the other sounded a bit bland to me. He seemed out of place and didn't really bring much to the promo.
A 4 Man Tournament to crown a new World Champion? Hmm...
Ziggler loses to Jeff Hardy. I like this move. You didn't make it TOO predictable cause Punk and Ziggler just had a promo and it would've been too obvious that Ziggler would win and you changed it up. On the other hand, where does Ziggler go from here. He confronted Punk and loses the match. Oh well...
Confused with Flair, first he's cool, then he tells the crowd to shut up. Guess he's a heel? I like the storyline with allying himself with a young guy to help get him over.
Nice short tag team match here with WGTT and MCMG. These four guys are amazing athletes. I'd like to see you write a longer match and show off what they can really do.
Another Championship being announced. Hmm....I like how you build this up a bit. Maybe the Tag Team titles are next?
Tension between the show off and the Phenomenal One? I could get into this...
Brutal match with Hawkins and Riley. I see you weren't kidding about the Hardcore and Mayhem portion of you show haha. I like this win for Hawkins. He's really an unknown guy who could be built up by the Naitch.
I don't really know how TNA guys act, so I can't really comment on the little backstage confrontation.
Jericho's promo was just weird? I mean, it was good because it fit his personality, but the way it was worded was a bit ehh to me.
Time for the Battle Royal. I gotta say, I like the roster you built up for the show overall. Anyway, Sheamus and The Phenomenal AJ Styles for the Collision Title. I'm Ready! As much as I like Sheamus, I'm cheering for the Phenomenal One at No Fear.
No surprise with Punk over Barrett here. Good choice.
But wait, Jeff Hardy coming out and taking out Punk and getting cheered for it? Well well well. I guess we know who the fans are gonna be behind next week.
So, as a show overall, not bad. Introduced two new titles, hinted at some possible feuds for the No Fear ppv, and we saw a glimpse of what could a very promising tag team feud with The World's Greatest Tag Team and The Motor City Machine Guns. Tag Team Ladder Match for the Mayhem Tag Titles. All I'm sayin
But as for criticism, the promos could be a bit longer. Not VERY long, but just a few more lines wouldn't hurt and some match detail, unless you're saving it for the ppv which I can understand as well. Otherwise, you got one hell of a roster stacked with great talent, hope to see you make the best of it.
I like the start with Punk. I think you nailed his personality and mic work spot on. Ziggler on the other sounded a bit bland to me. He seemed out of place and didn't really bring much to the promo.
A 4 Man Tournament to crown a new World Champion? Hmm...
Ziggler loses to Jeff Hardy. I like this move. You didn't make it TOO predictable cause Punk and Ziggler just had a promo and it would've been too obvious that Ziggler would win and you changed it up. On the other hand, where does Ziggler go from here. He confronted Punk and loses the match. Oh well...
Confused with Flair, first he's cool, then he tells the crowd to shut up. Guess he's a heel? I like the storyline with allying himself with a young guy to help get him over.
Nice short tag team match here with WGTT and MCMG. These four guys are amazing athletes. I'd like to see you write a longer match and show off what they can really do.
Another Championship being announced. Hmm....I like how you build this up a bit. Maybe the Tag Team titles are next?
Tension between the show off and the Phenomenal One? I could get into this...
Brutal match with Hawkins and Riley. I see you weren't kidding about the Hardcore and Mayhem portion of you show haha. I like this win for Hawkins. He's really an unknown guy who could be built up by the Naitch.
I don't really know how TNA guys act, so I can't really comment on the little backstage confrontation.
Jericho's promo was just weird? I mean, it was good because it fit his personality, but the way it was worded was a bit ehh to me.
Time for the Battle Royal. I gotta say, I like the roster you built up for the show overall. Anyway, Sheamus and The Phenomenal AJ Styles for the Collision Title. I'm Ready! As much as I like Sheamus, I'm cheering for the Phenomenal One at No Fear.
No surprise with Punk over Barrett here. Good choice.
But wait, Jeff Hardy coming out and taking out Punk and getting cheered for it? Well well well. I guess we know who the fans are gonna be behind next week.
So, as a show overall, not bad. Introduced two new titles, hinted at some possible feuds for the No Fear ppv, and we saw a glimpse of what could a very promising tag team feud with The World's Greatest Tag Team and The Motor City Machine Guns. Tag Team Ladder Match for the Mayhem Tag Titles. All I'm sayin
But as for criticism, the promos could be a bit longer. Not VERY long, but just a few more lines wouldn't hurt and some match detail, unless you're saving it for the ppv which I can understand as well. Otherwise, you got one hell of a roster stacked with great talent, hope to see you make the best of it.GrandSword
Burning Hammaaaaah!!!
The GrandSword Review
Looking forward to this triple threat draft Wrestling concept you have come up with my man... and its on to the first show. Yep the formatting is too busy, and it makes people not want to read your show my man. Break it up with maybe some colours or quote boxes. I think you were trying to be a little diffreent in your formatting so you give off your own style, so I applaud you there, but the more reader friendly your show is, the more peole will read. You could have the best story going, but if people get sore eyes from the formatting, you've lost.
Another thing that is purely me, as a lot of guys on here do it is commentary. I don't care for it, unless it is trying to announce a main event match or talk about an injury or something. Commentary for comentary sake and trying to get over your announcers is blah to me. But like I said many of the top guys use it so hopefully you make them entertaining.
The show itself is pretty good for your first. Hardy / Ziggler would love to see that. WGTT / Guns feud.. awesomesauce! AJ Style/ Sheamus could be a really good feud, however if Styles loses, it could bury him, so becareful how you book that one.
Damn! Was hoping for a Barrett win, oh well. Please keep Barrett at the top of the card, he has all the tools to make your BT strong. Decent show, look fwd to howyou play out your shows.
Looking forward to this triple threat draft Wrestling concept you have come up with my man... and its on to the first show. Yep the formatting is too busy, and it makes people not want to read your show my man. Break it up with maybe some colours or quote boxes. I think you were trying to be a little diffreent in your formatting so you give off your own style, so I applaud you there, but the more reader friendly your show is, the more peole will read. You could have the best story going, but if people get sore eyes from the formatting, you've lost.
Another thing that is purely me, as a lot of guys on here do it is commentary. I don't care for it, unless it is trying to announce a main event match or talk about an injury or something. Commentary for comentary sake and trying to get over your announcers is blah to me. But like I said many of the top guys use it so hopefully you make them entertaining.
The show itself is pretty good for your first. Hardy / Ziggler would love to see that. WGTT / Guns feud.. awesomesauce! AJ Style/ Sheamus could be a really good feud, however if Styles loses, it could bury him, so becareful how you book that one.
Damn! Was hoping for a Barrett win, oh well. Please keep Barrett at the top of the card, he has all the tools to make your BT strong. Decent show, look fwd to howyou play out your shows.
GLOBAL ICON
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Here we go IH, a review as promised.
First off all, I'm not to sure about you doing commentary. GrandSword said it, most of the guys do it here but they are more experienced than you are. Don't get me wrong, but you need to focus on your promo writing and match writing rather than the commentary. I don't care what the commentators have to say when someone is speaking or when a match is described.
Secondly, the formatting bro. Your show is formatted in such a way that it WILL put people off. But many have said it before and I do not want to say it again. I know you'll improve on that. Right, with that being said, now onto the main show:
Umm, the start with Punk I am not too sure about. Why will he keep mentioning WWE when he has moved on to a new, better show? Don't be like TNA (sorry GS), stop mentioning the WWE. It'll do you no good. Anyways, things get interesting when The Show-Off shows up. But didn't Ziggler sound a bit like Jericho? At least I thought so. A Punk-Ziggler fued? Maybe. I'd like to see it. However, I feel that your promos could be lengthier. Not too lengthy, but lengthier still.
Nice. The World title tournament is underway. A little un-advertised? Nonetheless, I am looking forward to this one and Ziggler's opponent is Hardy. Now, let me tell you, I am NOT a fan of recap matches. I like them full even for TV shows. After all, they are the build-up to your PPV, right? Hardy winning certainly surprised me and now I'm confused. Hardy/Punk or Ziggler/Punk or triple threat? I'll have to wait and watch. Flair will be managing Riley or Hawkins. Good for the winner.
WGTT and MCMG, boy, don't you have two great tag teams. Use them well bro. MCMG pick up the victory. They're young and they need it. And WHAT! WGTT are the heels here and I would love to see the feud between these two teams. They could provide us with WrestleMania-quality matches if done right. I like to see where this angle leads to.
And a battle-royal to determine who competes for the Collision championship. Looks like you copied my idea. LOL. No hard feelings bro, you've got to have some fun. And looks as if Sheamus will be one of the men. I'm placing my bet, he wins the title too. Styles-Ziggler. I maybe sounding a bit like Cole but what is Ziggler's problem. He's coming off as a p**** right now sticking his nose in everybody's business. Good job there. You made me hate him.
Nice job with the Jericho promo. I could hear him saying those words on TV and I wonder where this will lead to. Hopefully something great because Jericho is too good a talent to waste. And the WWE did it in 2010. As I said though, the promos could go on a bit longer. Just add a little more detail and a few more words and you'll be fine.
Boy, you've got a great roster and an awesome battle royal. Sheamus is the obvious pick in this one but I can't predict who is the other. And it's AJ Styles. Good choice. This could lead to a David-Goliath feud and I really like those because you have many routes to go. Many surprises. Anyways, as I said, I place my bet on the good ol' fella.
Punk winning was the obvious and right move but you need to do something for Barrett. He is a great wrestler, he can talk and he can hold your main-event scene. Anyhow, I am looking forward to the Punk-Hardy match next week and I am calling it. This is where Punk turns heel. Punk wins. But, it would be a pleasure reading at least that match in full.
Overall, a decent start. Could have been better. But I know you can and will improve. Just don't ignore the minor things because they can make your show better. Formatting, as everybody said needs the most improvement and the promos need to be a bit longer.
I am looking forward to the next shows not only from you but also from your buddies. I hope this can turn into a great, break-through fed for all of you. Good luck and keep writing.
GLOBAL ICON
First off all, I'm not to sure about you doing commentary. GrandSword said it, most of the guys do it here but they are more experienced than you are. Don't get me wrong, but you need to focus on your promo writing and match writing rather than the commentary. I don't care what the commentators have to say when someone is speaking or when a match is described.
Secondly, the formatting bro. Your show is formatted in such a way that it WILL put people off. But many have said it before and I do not want to say it again. I know you'll improve on that. Right, with that being said, now onto the main show:
Umm, the start with Punk I am not too sure about. Why will he keep mentioning WWE when he has moved on to a new, better show? Don't be like TNA (sorry GS), stop mentioning the WWE. It'll do you no good. Anyways, things get interesting when The Show-Off shows up. But didn't Ziggler sound a bit like Jericho? At least I thought so. A Punk-Ziggler fued? Maybe. I'd like to see it. However, I feel that your promos could be lengthier. Not too lengthy, but lengthier still.
Nice. The World title tournament is underway. A little un-advertised? Nonetheless, I am looking forward to this one and Ziggler's opponent is Hardy. Now, let me tell you, I am NOT a fan of recap matches. I like them full even for TV shows. After all, they are the build-up to your PPV, right? Hardy winning certainly surprised me and now I'm confused. Hardy/Punk or Ziggler/Punk or triple threat? I'll have to wait and watch. Flair will be managing Riley or Hawkins. Good for the winner.
WGTT and MCMG, boy, don't you have two great tag teams. Use them well bro. MCMG pick up the victory. They're young and they need it. And WHAT! WGTT are the heels here and I would love to see the feud between these two teams. They could provide us with WrestleMania-quality matches if done right. I like to see where this angle leads to.
And a battle-royal to determine who competes for the Collision championship. Looks like you copied my idea. LOL. No hard feelings bro, you've got to have some fun. And looks as if Sheamus will be one of the men. I'm placing my bet, he wins the title too. Styles-Ziggler. I maybe sounding a bit like Cole but what is Ziggler's problem. He's coming off as a p**** right now sticking his nose in everybody's business. Good job there. You made me hate him.
Nice job with the Jericho promo. I could hear him saying those words on TV and I wonder where this will lead to. Hopefully something great because Jericho is too good a talent to waste. And the WWE did it in 2010. As I said though, the promos could go on a bit longer. Just add a little more detail and a few more words and you'll be fine.
Boy, you've got a great roster and an awesome battle royal. Sheamus is the obvious pick in this one but I can't predict who is the other. And it's AJ Styles. Good choice. This could lead to a David-Goliath feud and I really like those because you have many routes to go. Many surprises. Anyways, as I said, I place my bet on the good ol' fella.
Punk winning was the obvious and right move but you need to do something for Barrett. He is a great wrestler, he can talk and he can hold your main-event scene. Anyhow, I am looking forward to the Punk-Hardy match next week and I am calling it. This is where Punk turns heel. Punk wins. But, it would be a pleasure reading at least that match in full.
Overall, a decent start. Could have been better. But I know you can and will improve. Just don't ignore the minor things because they can make your show better. Formatting, as everybody said needs the most improvement and the promos need to be a bit longer.
I am looking forward to the next shows not only from you but also from your buddies. I hope this can turn into a great, break-through fed for all of you. Good luck and keep writing.
GLOBAL ICON
GCB’s FEEDBACK
IHW MAYHEM
Intense Hardcore Wrestling - I'll give this a chance mate but I'm not a fan of these hardcore, ECW wannabe type shows. I hope it isn't going to be chock full of weapon attacks and stuff. First thing that strikes me is the formatting, too cluttered and very hard to read. Needs spacing out more and consideration given to the way it is presented - alignment (does it all need to be centred?), underlining, colour all not right for me. I know you're looking at the other shows in BT, learn from them.
CM Punk - why is he referring to the WWE so much? Surely he should be talking about IHW? I'm also not a fan of Punk coming out and slating the owner, it's too obvious. Brian Vickers, the owner, should come out himself first, speak to the fans, do little things that implicitly give away that he is a jerk. Instead, you had Punk come straight out and explicitly tell us all he is a jerk. There's no storytelling behind that mate, it's a small thing that could make a big difference. You then repeat the trick with the GM by having Punk say he loves him - I don't feel Punk, I doubt he'd say things like that unless there was a huge dose of irony in it. I can't hear Punk genuinely saying that. Ziggler's interruption was a blessing as Punk was dying on his arse, not a good way to start the show. Now, I did feel Ziggler, you got his comments down well, I can hear Zig-Zag saying those kind of things. Drake Dream (???) - I'm guessing he is the GM? Tournament for the title, standard practice there. At least you're waiting till the second show to have a champion.
Ziggler vs. Jeff Hardy - am a fan of Jeff despite his troubles. He's always entertaining. The match summary works fine for me at this stage but I'm looking for much more than that for your main event and the PPV. I use summaries but I always have a main event match written in more detail and the PPV matches in full. Jeff getting the win is interesting, could he be set to resume a classic rivalry with Punk? That could be cool.
Ric Flair is on Mayhem to manage Riley or Hawkins? Hmm. Interesting move, got to be Hawkins though if their current face/heel statuses are staying set. I can see Curt as Flair's protege though. Could be fun. World's Greatest Tag Team back together, I like that, they're going against MCMG who I don't know that well. I know they're quite a big deal though. Big win for MCMG but the match ending was too brief that time. Needs brief summary of the start and middle and then the ending few moves in full. Hardy vs. Ziggler you got right, Tag match not enough. Haas and Benjamin attack afterwards and you have the beginning of a feud. Not too many feuds that start out from a match though, please - you've already given the match away.
Sheamus stays face - OK. Wants a shot at the top title but ends up getting a Battle Royal shot at the midcard title - and then Sheamus looks pleased? Think about it, mate. Sheamus would expect - as fourth pick - to be in the top four for the main title. I'm not feeling all this talk of who is Mayhem's 8th pick and the 22nd pick overall - I don't get what it is there for? Unless you're having some kind of ranking system, why do you keep mentioning it?
Ladder match time for the chance to be managed by Flair - Riley vs. Hawkins. No reaction, slight reaction, cheers can barely be heard. Err, you're not exactly bigging up your talent are you? I don't know why you're drawing attention to this either. Interesting ending with Hawkins looking to Flair but the ending was all Hawkins and therefore there was no doubt over who was about to win. Hawkins and Flair ready to work as a heel team and now Curt has his reaction.
Is Drake Dream a heel now?!!!! What was the Morgan, Crimson, Bully Ray, Storm and Roode segment supposed to achieve? It moved nothing on.
Jericho's promo was done quite well, you got his character across and I can see him saying most of those things. However, yelling 'Best in the World' makes me think I know where you're going. Writing matches that the WWE are doing right now could make it less of an impact. Time for the Battle Royale now anyway. AJ Styles and Sheamus will meet for the mid-card title. This was written quite well, you got a bit of a feud going between AJ and Sheamus which is cool, Hardy feuding with Bully Ray too. Fine, no problems with this apart from Sheamus being in the picture in the first place.
Punk will face Barrett, I like. However, I don't see Wadey boy winning it - also, Barrett would never say 'American losers', he insults America in a more subtle way. Punk with the attack before the match is a break from character, Punk can usually justify an attack like this, he can't here. What has Barrett done to him? Anyway, summary main event
I like main events to have more detail if not full matches. Punk looks strong kicking out of the WOC and then hitting the GTS for the win. Punk vs. Jeff it will be next week. Fine with that. Attack from Hardy to Punk, fans still cheering? Hmm. I don't think so.Don't take it as all negative, it isn't meant to be. You've got a good start there, there are things to work on and think about a little bit more but it's one of the better first shows seen round here for a while. Hardy vs. Punk could have used more build - I'd be tempted for a no contest next week and then have them build the feud further with one of them turning heel. However, you desperately need to work on formatting, it's key. Also, main event in more detail next time, please!
A promising start mate,
GCB
PREVIEW FOR IHW MAYHEM SHOW #2
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
Matches Announced Include:
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy for the IHW Mayhem World Championship
After last weeks attack from Jeff Hardy to CM Punk, what will Hardy have to say? How will Punk react? Who will leave the Mayhem World Champion?
Dolph Ziggler vs. AJ Styles
After a short confrontation between the two last week, who will come out with the win?
AJ Styles is the number one contender for the Collision Championship. What will be in store for him and his NO FEAR opponent Sheamus?
ALSO-
We will hear for the first time from IHW Owner, Brian Vickers.
All this, plus much more on this weeks IHW Mayhem.
Skairipa Matrix
3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
hey IHW decided to check out your fed tonight not gonna write a really long review as im pretty tired but ill still give my thoughts on your show.
first off with your matches i really think you should put more time into writing them it was hard to get into them because of how short they were.
the opening segment was pretty entertaining i was fully expecting a fued between ziggler and punk but you changed that by having hardy beat ziggler kudos to you for surprising me but as Theo said ziggler asking who his opponet was just doesnt seem his style other then that i didnt have any problems with it.
the backstage segment with beer money,morgan,crimson and bully ray could have been written better i felt the little jab at the end by the GM to beer money was just pointless sense it was already clear storm and roode werent gonna be a team you hinted at a matt morgan and crimson fued possibly coming? should be entertaining if so.
the main event was good i liked it the only thing i didnt like was a battle royal with two winners i would have found some other way of doing it maybe the other spot in the match gets decided the next week?
either way looking forward to Styles vs Sheamus i will be rooting for the celtic warrior fella!
all in all a pretty good show i hope to see more in the future goodluck to you and your partners in this!
first off with your matches i really think you should put more time into writing them it was hard to get into them because of how short they were.
the opening segment was pretty entertaining i was fully expecting a fued between ziggler and punk but you changed that by having hardy beat ziggler kudos to you for surprising me but as Theo said ziggler asking who his opponet was just doesnt seem his style other then that i didnt have any problems with it.
the backstage segment with beer money,morgan,crimson and bully ray could have been written better i felt the little jab at the end by the GM to beer money was just pointless sense it was already clear storm and roode werent gonna be a team you hinted at a matt morgan and crimson fued possibly coming? should be entertaining if so.
the main event was good i liked it the only thing i didnt like was a battle royal with two winners i would have found some other way of doing it maybe the other spot in the match gets decided the next week?
either way looking forward to Styles vs Sheamus i will be rooting for the celtic warrior fella! all in all a pretty good show i hope to see more in the future goodluck to you and your partners in this!
IHW MAYHEM STARTS NOW!
We get some nice PYRO shots and a view of the fans. As the camera looks around the arena, Michael Cole and Matt Striker say a few words.
We get some nice PYRO shots and a view of the fans. As the camera looks around the arena, Michael Cole and Matt Striker say a few words.
Michael Cole- Hello, and welcome to IHW Mayhem!
Matt Striker-And boy do we have an amazing night ahead of us Cole!
Cole- The main event tonight is going to be epic!
Striker- Yes Michael, CM Punk will go one on one with Jeff Hardy for the IHW Mayhem Championship!
Cole- And dont forget that we will hear from The Chairman of IHW, Mr. Brian Vickers later tonight.
Striker- And it looks like we may get some answers from Jeff Hardy right now.
***No More Words***
Jeff Hardy enters the arena
Cheers
Hardy enters the ring and he is ready to explain his actions from last week.
Jeff Hardy- Role the footage.
A video package is played recapping last weeks attack.
---Punk is celebrating his win over Barret as Jeff Hardy comes out from the back. He Slams Punk down with the Twist of Fate. He climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton Bomb. Hardy throws his over shirt to the crowd. He is pandering to the audience even after attacking the fan favorite. They are cheering for Hardy despite his actions! Hardy looks down at Punk and throws up the Hardy Boy hand Signals.---
The Package ends and we fade back to Jeff Hardy, who is wearing Dark Green and Black face paint.
Hardy- You see that? That was me, taking out my challenger for the World Title tonight!
The Fans dont know weather to cheer or boo Hardy
Hardy- What I Did to Punk was well deserved and that isnt even half of it. Punk cost me my dream job in 2009! Punk took everything from me at a time I needed it the most. I had lost everything a man could lose; my house, my dog, even my family. And most of all, CM Punk took me away from you fans.
Short Pause
Hardy- CM Punk, I know you and back there listening, and I just wanted to say last Mayhem was just a taste of what I am going to do to you tonight. I have nothing but hatred toward you and everything you have done. You come out each week in your Best In The World T-Shirts and all of the fans cheer you on, and that may be well deserved, but man you just get to me for some reason. I just cant stand you. You say that youre straight edge but you are nothing more then a straight up piece of trash.
A few boos
Hardy- How Why What kind of a man would take another mans job out from underneath him? And it is for that very reason I will take everything away from you!
***Cult Of Personality***
Cheers Pop
Jeff Hardy is cut off by the sound of Punks music. CM Punk slowly walks to the ring laughing at Hardys statements.
CM Punk-Jeffry, back when I took you out of the WWE, I couldnt stand you either. And today, I hear that you have cleaned up your act.
Punk paused, stepped in the ring, and then continued.
Punk- But I sadly I just do not believe that.
A few boos
Hardy- You have no idea about me Punk! My life has change for my wife, my daughter, and each and every one of my creatures!
Hardy points to the crowd.
The Creatures cheer
CM Punk- You know, I have never liked you. And I dont even think your so called creatures like you, I mean look what a fan sent in.
Punk points to the titiantron to revel a picture.
CM Punk- It is the truth Hardy, isnt it? Jeffry, come on now, stop lying to everyone. Tell us the truth. Tell us you never quit anything. Tell us how your life was falling apart from underneath you. Tell everyone that you are the piece of trash excuse for a human being.
Jeff Hardy stares at Punk, and as soon as Punk finishes, Hardy jacks him in the jaw. Hardy attacks Punk and they are now brawling in the ring. Security guards come out and separate them.
Let them fight chants are roaring
After Punk and Hardy are separated, Hardy exits the ring. Then we cut to the announcers.
Michael Cole- Wow, there is obviously some bad blood between those two.
Matt Striker- No doubting that Cole.
Cole- Well, do not forget ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will have CM Punk face Jeff Hardy for the IHW Mayhem World Championship.
COMMERCIAL
Camera fades out and we get a video package recapping last weeks battle royal.
We now go back to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, Dolph Ziggler!
***Here To Show The World***
Boos
Lillian- And his opponent, From Gainesville Georgia, the number one contender for the IHW Collision Championship, AJ Styles.
***Get Ready To Fly***
Cheers
As AJ Styles gets in the ring, Ziggler picks up a microphone.
Ziggler- AJ, AJ . . . How is it going man? You look ready to compete.
AJ Styles nods in agreement as he is stretching.
Ziggler- Man, you must have a lot going on in your head. You got this big Pay Per View match against a man you have never faced off one on one against. You have the pressure of becoming the first ever IHW Collision Champion. You must be thinking about that match a lot AJ. But come on, do you really think you deserve it? I mean, the battle royal didnt even have one winner, it had two.
AJ Styles looks confused.
Ziggler- Why dont you truly earn that spot in the collision title match. Why dont you put your chance on the line tonight against me?
AJ Styles shakes his head in disagreement.
Ziggler- Are you scared AJ? Come on, I want to see why you are called the Phenomenal One. Show me AJ! Put your opportunity on the line. You can do it, you are the Phenomenal One, right?
AJ Styles unexpectedly kicks Dolph in the midsection and hits a Styles Clash! He then picks up the mic and says . . .
Styles- Why Not?
Cole- Whoa, AJ Styles verses Dolph Ziggler is now a number one contenders match for the Collision Title!
Striker- I do not see why AJ would do this! What does he have to prove!?
The bell sounds . . . but then . . .
***Too Many Lies***
AJ Styles looks puzzled as Sheamus makes his way to the broadcast table. He joins Michael Cole and Matt Striker.
Cole- Well ladies and gentlemen, this is your other number one contender for the Collision Title.
Matt- Glad to have ya Sheamus!
Sheamus- Its good to be here fellas. I wanted to come out here and watch this young lad AJ and see what he has to offer.
Cole- I just got word from the IHW Mayhem General Manager Drake Dream and this match is official. Now it seems as if you could be facing Dolph Ziggler at No Fear!
Sheamus- Yeah, I think AJ is a bit crazy fella. He should have never agreed to this.
AJ is still staring at Sheamus and when he turns around, the Show Off connects a running leg lariat. The match is officially underway.
MATCH #1
Singles Match
AJ Styles vs. Dolph Ziggler
Singles Match
AJ Styles vs. Dolph Ziggler
MATCH RESULT- Dolph Ziggler @ 10:13
Dolph celebrates and we cut to a video shot from the back.
A video is shown of Curt Hawkins and Ric Flair stepping out of a limo. Curt has a nice pair of black pants, a t-shirt with a nice CH symbol, some dark sunglasses, and a black blazer on. Flair is wearing a grey suit. They strut to the doorway as we fade to Scott Stanford.
COMMERCIAL
Scott Stanford- Ladies and Gentleman, my guest at this time . . .
Bully Ray- Your guest at this time BULLY RAY!
Boos
Scott Stanford- Bully, You came up short last week in the Collision Battle Royal, Your thought?
Ray- First of all Scott, look at my freaking calf muscle.
Ray points at his leg and the camera zooms in.
Ray- Huge right?
Scott gives no answer.
Ray, speaking slowly- I said, Huge Right?
Scott- Yes.
Ray- Yes what?
Scott-Yes sir.
Ray, laughing- Haha, bitch.
Boos
After a short pause, Ray picks up.
Ray- That battle royal was a freaking fluke. Who one again? Oh, oh yeah, AJ Styles and that stupid redheaded step child."
Another Pause.
Ray- I dont even care about that worthless battle royal
anymore, what I care about is Matt Hardy.
Cheers at the mention of Hardy
Ray- He punched me in my jaw. Its not like it hurt much, but he punched me none the less!
Stanford- Well Bully, you were kind of picking on his girlfriend, Reby Sky.
Ray- Who?
Stanford- Matt Hardys gi
Ray- Shut up Scott. No body cares.
Boos
Ray- Tonight, when I team up with Curt Hawkins, I will defeat Matt Hardy and his worthless partner Matt Morgan. Hardy is going to get what he has coming for him, and that is my big freaking foot going up his big freaking ass.
Boos
Ray- And after that, I might even shove something up his girl
Ric Flair and Curt Hawkins strut in.
Boos
Flair- Whoa boy. What do you think you doing!
Ray looks surprised as he thinks the Wrestling Legend is angry.
Flair, laughing- You shouldnt touch that piece of trash Giants fan with a ten foot pole!
Ray laughs.
Flair- Come on boys.
Ric, Ray, and Curt all exit and Scott Stanford just looks astonished.
Lillian Garcia- The following match is set for one fall.
***WHOOOOOO!***
Lillian- Making there way to the ring at this time, being accompanied by Ric Flair, the team of Curt Hawkins and Bully Ray.
Boos
The three walk down the ramp to the theme of Ric Flair.
Lillian- And their opponents, first of all, standing at nearly 7 feet tall, The Blueprint, Matt Morgan.
***Sleeping Giant***
Cheers
Lillian- And his partner, accompanied by Reby Sky, From Cameron North Carolina Matt Hardy.
***I Can Slay A Tornado***
Big Cheers
The four stare each other down. Matt Morgan and Bully Ray will start us off.
MATCH #2
Tag Team Match
Bully Ray and Curt Hawkins w/ Ric Flair vs. Matt Morgan and Matt Hardy w/Reby Sky
Tag Team Match
Bully Ray and Curt Hawkins w/ Ric Flair vs. Matt Morgan and Matt Hardy w/Reby Sky
MATCH RESULTS- Matt Hardy and Matt Morgan @ 6:04
Morgan, Hardy, and Sky all leave while the fans are cheering. Ric Flair and Curt Hawkins get in the ring and look at the downed Bully Ray. Ric locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock! Curt ascends the ropes. He then springs off hitting the Heat Seeking Elbow! Flair releases the leg lock, and the two strut off.
A video package plays hyping the first ever IHW Pay Per View, No Fear!
MATCHES Announced include
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler for the Collision Championship
We go to a shot of Drake Dream in his office.
Dream is on his laptop.
Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass enter.
Benjamin- You wanted to see us, boss.
DD- As a matter of fact I did. Last week, you lost to the Motor City Machine Guns.
Cheers
DD- And then, you proceeded to attack them after the match.
Hass- Well, um
DD- Look, I understand you were frustrated after the loss, but do not be going around my show and attacking people.
Hass- Yeah, okay.
Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly come in.
Shelly- Hey now, Drake you never said they would be here!
Sabin- What the hell are you two doing here.
Benjamin- Showing some respect to our boss!
Shelton is clearly sucking up now.
DD- Now everybody shut it. The real reason I called you all in here is because of these
Dream shows off a set of titles.
DD- These are the IHW Mayhem Tag Team Championships.
All four of the men are now smiling.
Hass- Go ahead and reward them to us.
Shelly- Hold on now big boy, we won last week!
Sabin- If anyone deserves these titles it is the Motor City Machine Guns!
Benjamin- No, it would be the Worlds Greatest Tag Team!
Sabin- No, the Motor City Machine Guns!
Benjamin- No, Worlds Greatest Tag Team!
Sabin- Guns!
Benjamin- Greatest!
Sabin- Guns!
Benjamin- Worlds Greatest Tag Team!
Sabin- Motor City Machine Guns!
Two voices are heard from the back.
Voices- BEER MONEY!
James Storm and Robert Roode walk in.
Sabin, Hass, Benjamin, and Shelly all look angry at the sight of Beer Money.
Dream is ready to gain back control of the conversation.
DD- Each of you three tag teams will be in a triple threat tag team match at No Fear for the Mayhem Tag Titles!
Cheers
DD- The Stimulation will be chosen by the winner of tonights triple threat between Shelton Benjamin, Robert Roode, and Alex Shelly!
More Cheers
Dreams phone rings to the tune of New Days Dawn.
DD-Thank you for your time, now would the six of you
excuse me.
All the guys exit as Dream walks toward his desk.
DD-Hello.
Pause
DD- Yes
Pause
DD- Yeah, but last week...
Pause
DD-Of Course
Pause
DD- Okay, see you whenever we get this figured out. Call me soon.
Pause
DD- Bye.
We now get a camera shot of a very wealthy looking man walking through the halls.
Striker- That would be Mr. Brian Vickers.
Cole- And I understand that he will be coming out after our next match to address the fans.
COMMERCIAL
Lillian Garcia- Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall.
***Raging Of The Region***
Lillian- And the opponents first, From Milwaukee Wisconsin, Austin Aries
Mixed Reaction
Lillian- And From West Palm Beach Florida, Ted Dibiase Jr.
Cheers
MATCH #3
Singles Match
Ted Dibiase Jr. vs. Austin Aries
Singles Match
Ted Dibiase Jr. vs. Austin Aries
MATCH RESULTS- No Contest @3:07
Mr. Vickers- Hello, I am Brian Vickers.
Pause. Stride around the ring. Continue.
Mr. Vickers- I am the man who bought out the wrestling
business simply because I saw a chance to make money. I hired 3 worthy
General Managers, along with a crew of workers and wrestlers, to run the
show while I sit back and make billions.
Pause. Stride around ring. Continue.
Mr. Vickers- I wanted to come out and introduce myself and tell you my story. When I was a young kid my father worked hard to provide for my family of 5. He could do just about anything under the sun, and he did. But no matter how hard he worked, we never had enough. When I grew up, I knew I didnt want to work that hard for that little. I wanted to be a billionaire! And now I am.
Pause. Stare around arena at fans. Continue.
Mr. Vickers- I made my money by being a entrepreneur. I got married to a nice woman when I was 25 years old. We had two kids, Rachel Vickers and Jeremiah Vickers. They are both in their late 20s now. You do the math.
Stares around again.
Mr. Vickers- You all can do math cant you?
Boos finally break out
Mr. Vickers, speaking in a now southern country accent- I am just messing with yall.
Boos
Mr. Vickers- I am 56 year old. I have two kids. I am married. I am rich. Anything I left out?
Pause
Mr. Vickers, now serious- Oh yeah Guys in the back do not, and I repeat do not, cross me the wrong way or you will be fired. I dont care if you hold title, are a commentator, run my show, hang my lights, set up my ring, I simply do not care. I am the boss around here and you will abide by my rules.
Pause
Mr. Vickers- As a matter of fact, you right there-
Points at the timekeeper
Mr. Vickers- Ring that bell 3 times.
Bell Rings
Mr. Vickers- You over there-
Points at Matt Striker
Mr. Vickers- Throw me that water bottle, and
you-
Points at a Cameraman
Mr. Vickers- You come catch it.
Cameraman enters ring, Matt throws bottle, but the Cameraman doesnt
catch it.
Mr. Vickers, looking angry- I told you to catch it. You know what, you are fired. Get out of my sight now.
The man leaves
Mr. Vickers- Hey you, yeah you the security guard, come here.
The security guard enters ring.
Mr. Vickers- You arent even that big. What would you do if one of them fans decide to attack me?
Security Guard- I would stop them.
Mr. Vickers- You would stop them? How do you plan on doing that?
Security Guard- Ummm . By .
Mr. Vickers- Ummm . Bye . You are fired.
The man leaves.
Mr. Vickers- Im playing Trump. This is kind of fun.
He pause and looks down at a women in the front row.
Mr. Vickers- Who do you think youre looking at young lady? You know what, you security guard escort her from my arena, and you might as well hitch a ride with you buddy back there because I dont want to see you back either.
Both people leave.
Mr. Vickers- It is good to be the boss. Now, sound guy, hit my music!
A delay.
Mr. Vickers- Hit my music damn it. And I may not be able to see you, but you are fired too!
***Mr. Vickers theme now plays***
On his way down the ramp he grabs the collar of a technician. He then yells
YOUR FIRED! He strides out of the arena to a sea of boos. He is smirking at the audience.
COMMERCIAL
As we come back, Mr. Vickers is seen walking out. Drake Dream rushes to him.
Drake Dream- Sir Sir
Mr. Vickers- What Mr. Dream?
DD- What the hell was you doing out there!
Mr. Vickers- You better change your tone right now boy!
DD- Come on man, why would you just fire them people. And that fan, she
paid to see my show!
Mr. Vickers- First of all, It is my show! Secondly, if you want to keep you
job under me, you ought to back off and walk away right now.
DD- Bu---
Mr. Vickers- Goodbye Mr. Dream.
Brian Vickers begins to walk off.
Mr. Vickers- Oh yeah, and good luck to you.
Drake Dream looks highly infuriated, but knows he must listen to his higher
up.
Michael Cole- Matt, you should have threw that bottle harder! HAHA!
Matt Striker- Shut up Michael.
Cole- On a more serious note, this next match is to see who will determine the stimulation at No Fear in the Tag Team Title Match. And I have just received word that all of the men in the match must come to the ring alone, leaving their tag team partners in the back.
Pauses
Cole- Dont you have anything to say Matt?
Matt shakes his head in disagreement, and we go to Lillian Garcia.
Lillian- The following triple threat match is set for one fall, and the winner will pick the stipulation for the Tag Team Title Match at No Fear!
***Off the Chain***
Lillian- Introducing the first participant, representing the tag team of Beer Money, Robert Roode.
Roode comes out to a mixed reaction, as we do not know the true side of Beer Money just yet
***Aint No Stoppin Me Now***
Lillian- And representing the self proclaimed Worlds Greatest Tag Team, Shelton Benjamin.
Boos
***MCMG Theme***
Cheers
Lillian- And from the motor city of Detroit Michigan, representing the Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelly.
MATCH #4
Triple Threat Match
Bobby Roode vs. Alex Shelly vs. Shelton Benjamin
Triple Threat Match
Bobby Roode vs. Alex Shelly vs. Shelton Benjamin
MATCH RESULTS- Bobby Roode @ 8:14
As Roode stands to his feet, Storm re-enters the ring. WGTT are now on the entrance ramp, whist MCMG are laying on the outside mat.
Storm- Hello Boys!
Pause
Storm- It looks like ole Beer Money gets to pick the
stimulation for our match. And boys, we are gana make history! A little while back there was this three-way tag match that shocked people around the world. That match is still being talked about today! It featured three of the best tag teams of that generation! Three teams that could hold a candle to any others that stepped in the ring with them. And I would say that we got the three best tag teams of this generations right here! So boys, lets make history at No Fear!
Roode, breathing heavily- Beer Money verses Motor City Machine Guns verses The Worlds Greatest Tag Team in a Triple Threat Tag Team Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match!!!
Cheers
COMMERCIAL
A Second No Fear Promo Package is shown.
Matches Announced for IHW Mayhem Include:
Collision Title Match- Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus
Mayhem Tag Team Title Match- Beer Money vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match
Mayhem Tag Team Title Match- Beer Money vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match
We return to the arena with the sound of Lillian Garcia.
Lillian- The following match is your main event of the evening!
***No More Words***
Lillian- And making his way to the ring at this time, from Cameron North Carolina, Jeff Hardy!
Cheers
***Cult Of Personality***
Lillian- And from Chicago Illinois, CM Punk!
MATCH #5
Main Event
Singles Match
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Main Event
Singles Match
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
We get a shot of the Referee holding up the IHW Mayhem World Heavyweight Championship. And he signals for the bell.
MATCH RESULTS- No Contest @9:33
***Drake Dreams Theme***
Dream- Hold on! Hold up! Wait one damn minute!
Dream stands at the top of the ramp.
DD- I will not let this happen on IHW Mayhem!
Punk and Hardy are both tired, and now staring into the eyes of the general manager.
DD- Punk, Hardy, both of you look at me. How about this, at the first IHW Pay Per View we are going to crown our Mayhem Word Champion! And that match will be CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy at IHW No Fear.
Punk and Hardy, now staring at each other, look pleased. Punk extends his hand, but Jeff Hardy walks off not shaking it.
***No More Words***
Hardy Exits to his theme.
***Cult Of Personality***
CM Punk stands in the ring as IHW Mayhem Show 2 fades away.
Thank You For Reading.
Skairipa Matrix
3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
good show im glad you made the matches longer it made them so much better!
Opening Segment intersting opening segment after what happened last week i was expecting to see Jeff Hardy turn his back on the fans and become the anti christ of professional wrestling but apperently him and punk are both twigger?
either way i think it was a good opening segment and a good way to build up to the main event. not sure i like the whole "you took my job away from me" angle you took it in but ill give it a shot and see where it goes.
Dolph Ziggler vs AJ Styles this was a really good match i wasnt expecting styles to lose his spot in the match at the ppv i wonder if hes gonna interfear to screw ziggler out of winning or find someway to get revenge?
Bully Ray,Curt Hawkins and Ric Flair backstage nice segment into the tag team match the only thing i didnt like here was ric flair's personality would seem more like he would wanna bang reby instead of telling someone not to touch her with a 10 foot poll? but other then that i enjoyed this segment i think putting hawkins with flair was a GREAT move on your part.
Tag Team Match another good match would have liked to see some double team moves from both teams but all in all it was still a good match i think Hawkins & Bully Ray should have won this match but oh well i still enjoyed the match but bully ray getting laid out afterwards seemed kind of pointless but at the same time maybe theres a fued coming between bully ray and curt hawkins?
tag team segment in all honesty this segment started out good with the motor city machine guns and worlds greatest tag team being set up for a tag title match at the ppv but beer money being in it confused me sense last week Drake Dream told them they would not be getting a tag team title match so what made him change his mind? still looking forward to this match though hoping the guns win the titles.
Aries vs Dibiase/Mr.Vickers promo cant really judge the match as it never really got going but as for the promo...in all honesty i hated this segment it felt kinda pointless once he started firing random people i liked getting a little backstory on him though.
Vickers & Dream backstage wait i thought Drake Dream was heel? he went from acting like a heel last week to this week where hes acting face and sounding like hes gonna try to dethrown vickers in the future? but it was nice to see vickers keep him in line i must say.
Roode vs Shelley vs Shelton before i review the match i just have 1 question...why did Bobby Roode enter to off the chain if hes 1 half of Beer Money? but now onto the match it was a good match i knew it was only a matter of time before the tag team partners got involved but i think the choice of TLC as a match type would be more something the guns or TWGTT would pick not beer money but i have high hopes for the match i hope it lives up to the hype!
Punk vs Hardy the match was okay after reading the ending i now know why it wasnt planned for the ppv...until now is there something in place to stop wade or anybody else from interfearing this time?
overall a good show their was a few typos but i still understood what you meant hope the ppv is good and your 3 matches sound really good.
Opening Segment intersting opening segment after what happened last week i was expecting to see Jeff Hardy turn his back on the fans and become the anti christ of professional wrestling but apperently him and punk are both twigger?
either way i think it was a good opening segment and a good way to build up to the main event. not sure i like the whole "you took my job away from me" angle you took it in but ill give it a shot and see where it goes.Dolph Ziggler vs AJ Styles this was a really good match i wasnt expecting styles to lose his spot in the match at the ppv i wonder if hes gonna interfear to screw ziggler out of winning or find someway to get revenge?
Bully Ray,Curt Hawkins and Ric Flair backstage nice segment into the tag team match the only thing i didnt like here was ric flair's personality would seem more like he would wanna bang reby instead of telling someone not to touch her with a 10 foot poll? but other then that i enjoyed this segment i think putting hawkins with flair was a GREAT move on your part.
Tag Team Match another good match would have liked to see some double team moves from both teams but all in all it was still a good match i think Hawkins & Bully Ray should have won this match but oh well i still enjoyed the match but bully ray getting laid out afterwards seemed kind of pointless but at the same time maybe theres a fued coming between bully ray and curt hawkins?
tag team segment in all honesty this segment started out good with the motor city machine guns and worlds greatest tag team being set up for a tag title match at the ppv but beer money being in it confused me sense last week Drake Dream told them they would not be getting a tag team title match so what made him change his mind? still looking forward to this match though hoping the guns win the titles.
Aries vs Dibiase/Mr.Vickers promo cant really judge the match as it never really got going but as for the promo...in all honesty i hated this segment it felt kinda pointless once he started firing random people i liked getting a little backstory on him though.
Vickers & Dream backstage wait i thought Drake Dream was heel? he went from acting like a heel last week to this week where hes acting face and sounding like hes gonna try to dethrown vickers in the future?
but it was nice to see vickers keep him in line i must say.Roode vs Shelley vs Shelton before i review the match i just have 1 question...why did Bobby Roode enter to off the chain if hes 1 half of Beer Money? but now onto the match it was a good match i knew it was only a matter of time before the tag team partners got involved but i think the choice of TLC as a match type would be more something the guns or TWGTT would pick not beer money but i have high hopes for the match i hope it lives up to the hype!
Punk vs Hardy the match was okay after reading the ending i now know why it wasnt planned for the ppv...until now is there something in place to stop wade or anybody else from interfearing this time?
overall a good show their was a few typos but i still understood what you meant hope the ppv is good and your 3 matches sound really good.
Critical Review
When i first looked at this i thought to myself "Oh great another IHW show its probably gonna suck more than the last one" and you know what i was right. The first announcer in the fuckin show is micheal cole for gods sake i was clear that little rat bastard does nothin but harm you show but, lets not get hasty i kept readin to make sure that it wasnt just a foolish mistake. Then i saw the first person to enter the ring Jeff Hardy guess who was in the first match last week...you guessed it Jeff Fuckin Hardy! if your gonna have a show then at least have more than three freaking wrestlers in the damn show you stupid fuck! there is something that i would like to credit you on and that would have to be the worst fucking roster in the history of wrestling and let me tell you how i know this, i know this when your first fucking match of the night is AJ style and Dolph "the cock lover" Ziggler but to make matters worse you make Dolph win. Now onto the shitty commentary that goes on between matches LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT I'M HERE TO READ THE MATCHES NOT THE FUCKING DUMBASS ANNOUNCERS LIKE MICHAEL FUCKING COLE! so a little advice "short and sweet" i'm gonna skip the tag team match just for the fact that Bully rays and curt hawkins sound like two hillbillies that buttfuck you in the ass at night that are accompanied by an old washed up bastard. Now onto one of the points i would really like to talk about...who in the fuck is Mr. Vickers he seems to me like the guy who's rich now but had to suck allot of dicks to get there and the fact that he tell his entire life story to a crowd full of drug addicts (because lets face it you have to be high as shit to want to come to this show) makes you already know that he's mentally ******ed. but enough about "Mr. Vickers" and on to Match number 4 let me just start off by saying that this match is so horrible i dont want to even talk about it because of fear of throwing up! first of all Sheldon Benjamin? really that old bastard is done and i'm sure this guy is at least smart enough not to join your gay ass show. and whoever the hell robert roode is i'm sure isn't the one who would have won that if the person who wrote this show wasn't completely incompetent. I'm skipping match 5 just for the fact that i'm done with CM punk, Jeff Hardy, and your bullshit and moving to this gay ass match ending, have you ever gotten so mad that you black out and wind up past out in vegas with no idea what happened the night before well thats what happened when some clearly gay GM comes out to try to get two guys not to go at it fuck that guy. Now onto the rating, i give your show a miller light out of 10 because i'm gonna have to be drunk as shit to watch this show.
When i first looked at this i thought to myself "Oh great another IHW show its probably gonna suck more than the last one" and you know what i was right. The first announcer in the fuckin show is micheal cole for gods sake i was clear that little rat bastard does nothin but harm you show but, lets not get hasty i kept readin to make sure that it wasnt just a foolish mistake. Then i saw the first person to enter the ring Jeff Hardy guess who was in the first match last week...you guessed it Jeff Fuckin Hardy! if your gonna have a show then at least have more than three freaking wrestlers in the damn show you stupid fuck! there is something that i would like to credit you on and that would have to be the worst fucking roster in the history of wrestling and let me tell you how i know this, i know this when your first fucking match of the night is AJ style and Dolph "the cock lover" Ziggler but to make matters worse you make Dolph win. Now onto the shitty commentary that goes on between matches LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT I'M HERE TO READ THE MATCHES NOT THE FUCKING DUMBASS ANNOUNCERS LIKE MICHAEL FUCKING COLE! so a little advice "short and sweet" i'm gonna skip the tag team match just for the fact that Bully rays and curt hawkins sound like two hillbillies that buttfuck you in the ass at night that are accompanied by an old washed up bastard. Now onto one of the points i would really like to talk about...who in the fuck is Mr. Vickers he seems to me like the guy who's rich now but had to suck allot of dicks to get there and the fact that he tell his entire life story to a crowd full of drug addicts (because lets face it you have to be high as shit to want to come to this show) makes you already know that he's mentally ******ed. but enough about "Mr. Vickers" and on to Match number 4 let me just start off by saying that this match is so horrible i dont want to even talk about it because of fear of throwing up! first of all Sheldon Benjamin? really that old bastard is done and i'm sure this guy is at least smart enough not to join your gay ass show. and whoever the hell robert roode is i'm sure isn't the one who would have won that if the person who wrote this show wasn't completely incompetent. I'm skipping match 5 just for the fact that i'm done with CM punk, Jeff Hardy, and your bullshit and moving to this gay ass match ending, have you ever gotten so mad that you black out and wind up past out in vegas with no idea what happened the night before well thats what happened when some clearly gay GM comes out to try to get two guys not to go at it fuck that guy. Now onto the rating, i give your show a miller light out of 10 because i'm gonna have to be drunk as shit to watch this show.
Whostine,
I hate you.
But man are you funny.
Although you may be funny, I cant take your review seriously when its one large paragraph. Hardly any punctuation in there bitchy boy. I was madder then a blind man at a silent movie reading your review. It was a struggle. Reading your reviews is just as hard as a hunch back trying to win limbo contest!
This ----> . is your friend. I promise.
Also, do you ever use capitalization?
Let me give you a lesson in writing Mr. Critic. Periods go at the end of sentences. The next word after the ----> . is supposed to be capitalized as I am doing. Another thing to pay attention to is "i" which should be wrote as "I" when standing alone. That should help you out a bit.
I hate you.
But man are you funny.
Although you may be funny, I cant take your review seriously when its one large paragraph. Hardly any punctuation in there bitchy boy. I was madder then a blind man at a silent movie reading your review. It was a struggle. Reading your reviews is just as hard as a hunch back trying to win limbo contest!
This ----> . is your friend. I promise.
Also, do you ever use capitalization?
Let me give you a lesson in writing Mr. Critic. Periods go at the end of sentences. The next word after the ----> . is supposed to be capitalized as I am doing. Another thing to pay attention to is "i" which should be wrote as "I" when standing alone. That should help you out a bit.
dear IHW,
Your response to my review is less than pleasurable and in some respect insulting my sentence structures are not well put together due to the fact that i don't take my good time to write a five paragraph essay on your Shity show. I would also like to note that you are just using the same kind of response Global did not to long ago so, if you wish to insult me please come up with some new material.
Sincerely,
The Critic
Your response to my review is less than pleasurable and in some respect insulting my sentence structures are not well put together due to the fact that i don't take my good time to write a five paragraph essay on your Shity show. I would also like to note that you are just using the same kind of response Global did not to long ago so, if you wish to insult me please come up with some new material.
Sincerely,
The Critic
workhorse Review
Starting off with Hardy promo. I was expecting this to be a heel promo and it didn't start out that way until he started trashing Punk. I like the fact that this feud has history.
CM Punk comes out and they have a heated exchange. I liked the promos they certainly weren't weak. Not 100% sure about the Pepsi/Coke thing. That, in my opinion, let the segment down a little.
Into the matches. AJ vs Ziggler was a great match. Little surprised with the Ziggler victory and I'm certain AJ will somehow be involved in the Collision Championship Match.
Tag Team match was decent, probably not enough 'Tag Team' action but I can forgive you when you have two teams that are not tag teams in real life.
I won't comment on the DiBiase vs Aries match because it wasn't really a match. The Mr. Vickers promo was just awkward for me. I can see that your going for the heel boss but I just couldn't connect. Probably the weakest segment of the night.
Triple Threat Match (between Tag Teams) was another solid match. I liked the stipulation Expected everyone to get involved and Roode comes away with the victory. As mentioned by an earlier poster, why would Beer Money chose a TLC Match???? Other then that good segment.
Finally, the much anticipated Main Event between Punk and Hardy. The match was solid, both guys showed off their moves. I expected Barrett to get involved and there he his. Nice statement shown by Hardy and Punk at the end of the match but it leaves the question as to where Barrett will go from here.
All in all, a solid and fun show. I like your roster, you seem to understand pretty much all of the wrestlers well. Your match writing is solid the only thing I think needs more work are the promos.
Good luck with your next show.
WH
Starting off with Hardy promo. I was expecting this to be a heel promo and it didn't start out that way until he started trashing Punk. I like the fact that this feud has history.
CM Punk comes out and they have a heated exchange. I liked the promos they certainly weren't weak. Not 100% sure about the Pepsi/Coke thing. That, in my opinion, let the segment down a little.
Into the matches. AJ vs Ziggler was a great match. Little surprised with the Ziggler victory and I'm certain AJ will somehow be involved in the Collision Championship Match.
Tag Team match was decent, probably not enough 'Tag Team' action but I can forgive you when you have two teams that are not tag teams in real life.
I won't comment on the DiBiase vs Aries match because it wasn't really a match. The Mr. Vickers promo was just awkward for me. I can see that your going for the heel boss but I just couldn't connect. Probably the weakest segment of the night.
Triple Threat Match (between Tag Teams) was another solid match. I liked the stipulation Expected everyone to get involved and Roode comes away with the victory. As mentioned by an earlier poster, why would Beer Money chose a TLC Match???? Other then that good segment.
Finally, the much anticipated Main Event between Punk and Hardy. The match was solid, both guys showed off their moves. I expected Barrett to get involved and there he his. Nice statement shown by Hardy and Punk at the end of the match but it leaves the question as to where Barrett will go from here.
All in all, a solid and fun show. I like your roster, you seem to understand pretty much all of the wrestlers well. Your match writing is solid the only thing I think needs more work are the promos.
Good luck with your next show.
WH
It's been a while, but I'm back! Time for a short HD Review of the last Mayhem show!
Ahh, now I see where you're going with Jeff. It's all coming back to me now. CM Punk and Jeff Hardy's Feud of the Summer in 2009 Revisited. Nice. But dang, you took it to a whole other level with that picture! It's getting personal now.
Their match was solid, but confused as to how it ended. I understand Wade, but it just felt too out of place here. And now the only way to see who the true Mayhem Champion is, is to settle it at No Fear. But then Punk offers to shake Hardy's hand? He brought up all his addiction and that picture and expects a handshake? Maybe he's playing Mind Games? Either way, I wonder if you're going to make this feud personal.
Great match to kick off the show! Ziggler vs AJ Styles! From what I obtained, it was a solid match. They didn't go full out, but they put on a good show for the time they got. But Ziggler steals AJ's Title shot for No Fear! This could by made into a Triple Threat, or AJ gets involved in the match. Either way, I'm interested in seeing what AJ does after this.
I see Curt Hawkins has adopted the Nature Boy style of dressing.
I liked this Bully Ray segment better than last week. He seemed to come off like real A-Hole. This was a short, but good tag team match with Morgan and Hardy defeating Hawkins and Ray. But I didn't get why Flair and Hawkins jumped him. I guess they think Ray cost them the match? So, does this mean Ray is going to after Curt Hawkins now? Or he is going to continue his Matt Hardy feud?
A Triple Threat Tag Team Match at No Fear between The World's Greatest Tag Team, MCMG AND Beer Money?!?! If only, The Kings of Wrestling were in this, then I'd go BANANAS!! But to raise the stakes, you made it a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match!! Can these guys really do better than The Hardyz, Dudleyz, and Edge and Christian? Hmm...guess we'll find out.
One last note, I like what you did Vickers. He really seemed like an A-Hole, but it was kind of funny. He kind of reminded me of John Laurinatis, but he abuses his power A LOT more here. And this was only his FIRST meeting. Imagine what he's gonna do in the next few weeks! I gotta admit, I chuckled when he fired the Security Guard.
Overall, another solid show. You set up some potentially awesome matches for No Fear. Keep it going dude!
And a date for No Fear would be nice. If you placed it somewhere, let me know.
Ahh, now I see where you're going with Jeff. It's all coming back to me now. CM Punk and Jeff Hardy's Feud of the Summer in 2009 Revisited. Nice. But dang, you took it to a whole other level with that picture! It's getting personal now.
Their match was solid, but confused as to how it ended. I understand Wade, but it just felt too out of place here. And now the only way to see who the true Mayhem Champion is, is to settle it at No Fear. But then Punk offers to shake Hardy's hand? He brought up all his addiction and that picture and expects a handshake? Maybe he's playing Mind Games? Either way, I wonder if you're going to make this feud personal.
Great match to kick off the show! Ziggler vs AJ Styles! From what I obtained, it was a solid match. They didn't go full out, but they put on a good show for the time they got. But Ziggler steals AJ's Title shot for No Fear! This could by made into a Triple Threat, or AJ gets involved in the match. Either way, I'm interested in seeing what AJ does after this.
I see Curt Hawkins has adopted the Nature Boy style of dressing.
I liked this Bully Ray segment better than last week. He seemed to come off like real A-Hole. This was a short, but good tag team match with Morgan and Hardy defeating Hawkins and Ray. But I didn't get why Flair and Hawkins jumped him. I guess they think Ray cost them the match? So, does this mean Ray is going to after Curt Hawkins now? Or he is going to continue his Matt Hardy feud?
A Triple Threat Tag Team Match at No Fear between The World's Greatest Tag Team, MCMG AND Beer Money?!?! If only, The Kings of Wrestling were in this, then I'd go BANANAS!! But to raise the stakes, you made it a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match!! Can these guys really do better than The Hardyz, Dudleyz, and Edge and Christian? Hmm...guess we'll find out.
One last note, I like what you did Vickers. He really seemed like an A-Hole, but it was kind of funny. He kind of reminded me of John Laurinatis, but he abuses his power A LOT more here. And this was only his FIRST meeting. Imagine what he's gonna do in the next few weeks! I gotta admit, I chuckled when he fired the Security Guard.
Overall, another solid show. You set up some potentially awesome matches for No Fear. Keep it going dude!
And a date for No Fear would be nice. If you placed it somewhere, let me know.
Pyro shoots off as we get a view of a seemingly jammed packed arena. Jerry Lawler and Booker T introduce us to the newest IHW show. They say IHW has a promising future. Booker says that tonights going to lie out the foundation of IHW RIOT!
Regality
William Regal makes his way to the ring.
Some Cheers can be heard
William Regal- Hello, I am William Regal.
Fans begin to settle down
Regal- I came out here to let all of you know that I am the new IHW RIOT General Manager. And, I might as well let you know that I plan on running things fairly.
Regal Smirks
Regal- RIOT may be considered the B show, but I will try my darndest to rise above that title and make RIOT the best possible show around. I have many assets to my usage such as superstars like Randy Orton and Kurt Angle. I have many people putting forth 110% into this show and I plan on capitalizing on it. I may not be well liked by many, but my show will be loved by all.
Some Cheers
Regal- Now, now settle down.
Fans continue to cheer in excitement for the new "B-Show"
Regal- I believe I said to settle down ladies and gentlemen.
Regal Pauses
Fans continue; now sending out mixed reactions
Regal- Now, where was I. Oh yes; I think we will have ourselves a little tournament to crown the first ever IHW RIOT Champion. Tonight, I have set up three one on one matches where the winners of each will move on. Next week, we will see one more first round match. This match will be a 10-man battle royal where the winner will be the last man standing in the ring and he will be moving on in the tournament. This will give us 4-men who will compete in two separate matches in two weeks time. The winners of those Simi-finals will face each other at IHW No Fear for the RIOT championship.
Pause
Regal- Enjoy my show.
Fans cheer, and some boo, as Regal exits
As Regal exits, we go to the announcers. Lawler tells us that at the latest IHW board meeting, Regal was decided upon as GM of RIOT. Booker says that he has a bad feeling about this decision. The King gives us word on the main event, that will feature The Viper Randy Orton vs. Captain Charisma Christian! Booker T then says he is looking to establish his Fav Five tonight dog! We then get sent to Justin Roberts.
Justin Roberts- The following match is set for one fall, and the winner will move on in the IHW RIOT Championship Tournament.
Awesome!
Boos
Justin Roberts- Making his way to the ring at this time, from Cleveland, Ohio, The Miz.
Boos continue
COMMERCIAL
When we return, The Miz is in the ring with a microphone.
Boos
The Miz- Really? Really? Really? I havent even talked yet and you are already booing me! Really? Who is to say that I was going to come out here and apologize? How do you people know that I wasnt going to come out here and take blame for all the wrongs I have done in the past?
Boos Continue
Miz- Well all of that is thrown out the window now. If you cant respect me, I wont respect you!
Radio
Zack Ryders Woo Woo Woo cuts off The Miz as he makes his way to the ring.
Justin Roberts- Making his way to the ring, from Long Island, Zack Ryder.
Cheers
Zack and Miz stare each other down as a Ryder chants begin and the bell sounds.
Match #1
Singles Match
Zack Ryder vs. The Miz
We go to the back to Jeremy Borash.
Jeremy Borash- Ladies and Gentlemen, My guest at this time, Kurt Angle.
Boos
Borash- Mr. Angle, how does it feel to be a part of IHW?
Kurt Angle- How does it feel? Well, lets see Fells pretty good actually. I look at this as another opportunity to become a champion. I have won a World Championship in every single company I have ever been in. I plan on this being no different. I am the only real man on RIOT. But, it seems I am not in a tournament match tonight! Why, Jeremy?
Borash- Well, you are going to have to ask
Angle- It dont even matter Jeremy. I will earn my championship opportunity one way or another! I have had no problem earning it before, and I will have no problem doing it now.
Borash- Well, next week there is going to be a battle royal for the final spot in the semifinals. That may be your chance. Thoughts?
Angle- None of the guys in that battle royal can go toe to toe with the me. Half of them couldnt even fight their way out of a cardboard box. If any of them even think for one second that they can beat Kurt Angle, then they can come find me after the battle royal. I dont want to be in it. I want to make people tap out. I want to make people see why I am the best pure athlete in IHW. I want them to understand why I am an Olympic gold medalist. I want to send out an open challenge each week to see if anyone can nut up and challenge me. And, thats what I will do next week.
Borash- So, the open challenge is out there? Anyone from the roster can come out and face you next week?
Angle- Oh Its Real, It Damn Real!
Borash- Thank you, Kurt.
COMMERCIAL
When we return, we see Kofi Kingston and John Morrison talking to each other inside the locker room.
Morrison- Man, you got to understand. This is a new beginning for me.
Kofi nods in agreement.
Morrison- I plan on becoming the IHW RIOT champion. And, I know you have the same vision in mind, but I sense that this is my time.
Kingston- I completely understand, John. Time will tell who has the better opportunity. But man, listen to me; I am tired of hiding under the light. I am tired of being the bug on the windshield of Professional Wrestling. It is time for me to step my game up to 110% like Regal said, and get to the top of IHW RIOT.
Morrison- We all do. You shouldnt be here if that wasnt your goal. But
Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Jr. enter.
Rhodes, speaking slowly- Well, well, well look who it is. John Morrison and Kofi Kingston. If my memory serves me correctly, you two were very close buds. But, only one of you could become the RIOT champion, not both.
Kingston- What are you trying to prove, Cody?
Rhodes- Oh, nothing at all. I am just throwing it out there. Either you will win Kofi, or you John. But, surely not both of you. And, conceivably, neither of you will win the title, simply because I will.
Dibiase- Why dont you two boys run along and play? How about we let the real men have the locker room?
Morrison- Now, now Teddy, lets not
Morrison stops mid sentence and punches Ted in the mouth. All four men begin to brawl. Fists are flying as Morrison goes down via Ted Dibiase whilst Rhodes low blows Kingston! Dibiase tosses Morrison into the lockers! Ted and Cody look at each other, and then scurry away.
We go to ringside and we see Jerry and Booker. They replay the actions from just seconds ago in their heads. Then they give us word that IHW Mayhem, this Monday night, will feature a contract signing between Jeff Hardy and CM Punk! They then hype up the first ever IHW PPV, No Fear. They also tell us that RIOT will feature a few matches of their own at the PPV. They also remind us of tonights main event between Orton and Christian. Then, Booker sends us back to Justin Roberts.
Justin Roberts- The following contest is set for one fall, where the winner will move on in the RIOT Championship Tournament.
On Your Knees
Boos break out
Roberts- Making his way to the ring, The All American, American Jack Swagger.
Swagger awaits his opponent.
Roberts- And his opponent, from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio.
Boyaka 619
Loud cheers enrage the arena
Swagger and Mysterio lock eyes. Mysterio, in dark orange themed gear, claps with the fans as they bust out a Rey chant.
COMMERCIAL
The commercial ends and we get hype of IHW No Fear. Matches include Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk for the IHW Championship and Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler for the Collision Championship. Also, the IHW Tag Team Championships are on the line in a Triple Treat TLC Match featuring Beer Money, The Motor City Machine Guns, and The Worlds Greatest Tag Team. Camera then fades to the ring.
We return to the ring.
Flight of the Valkyries
Mixed Reactions
Daniel Bryan runs down the ramp shouting Yes! Yes! Yes!
Bryan gets in the ring and gets a mic. He goes to talk, but he lets the mixed reaction take over. He drops the Mic and begins to run around the ring, chanting YES! YES! YES!
YES! Chants Erupt
Bryan then lifts up the Mic. He lets the Yes Chants settle down.
Bryan- Hi, I am Daniel Bryan. Welcome to my show. Thats right; IHW RIOT is the Daniel Bryan show. I have waited more than ten years to step into he spotlight, and now I will be the face of the biggest company in the wrestling world. I will rise above every challenge to become a champion. I will rise above the likes of Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, The Miz, Christian, and every other person on the RIOT Roster. No body will get in my path. And if they do, I will lock them in the YES Lock; and they will be forced to Tap, or to Snap.
Fans Cheer Him On
Bryan, after a short pause- I have beat many men in my previous paths. I have beat two monsters in The Big Show and Mark Henry; and if I can beat them I surely can beat guys like RVD or Zack Ryder.
Bryan laughs
Bryan- I have won Ladder Matches; I have won an Elimination Chamber. If I can win these matches, surely I can win the Battle Royal next week, right?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Bryan- I am the next face of not only RIOT, but of all of IHW. I mean, I may not be the best looking guy, but surely I am better looking than guys like CM Punk and Jeff Hardy.
Bryan garners very little boos from this statement
Bryan- I wont worry about Punk or Hardy right now, but Punk and Hardy should worry about me. I am going to be the fastest rising star in Intense Hardcore Wrestling. After I defeat each and every man on RIOT, I will become the most valuable man in the IHW and Drake Dream and William Regal will fight over which show gets Daniel Bryan.
Daniel continues sucking in the cheers, looking as confident as ever.
Bryan- I look forward to being a hot commodity. I look forward to being a champion. And, most importantly, when the ref asks my opponent if they give- I look forward to hearing every man in the wrestling business say yes! Yes! YES!
Cheers for the intense words from Daniel Bryan
Daniel drops the microphone and begins to exit the ring. He lifts both arms and shout to the rooftops . . . YES! YES! YES!
At the announce table, Booker T says he thinks he has found number one in his Fav Five, and it his boi D-Bryan. King laughs at Booker, and then states that the official entries in the battle royal are Daniel Bryan, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, Gunner, Samoa Joe, RVD, and the Big Red Monster, Kane. Booker says that this leaves one opening for Kurt Angle, but he has decided not to take it. King states that William Regal has opted to give Jack Swagger a second chance in the battle royal. Booker complains that isnt fair to Zack Ryder, but then agrees that it is Regals show.
Justin Roberts- The following match is set for one fall, and it is part of the IHW RIOT Championship Tournament.
Just Close You Eyes
Roberts- Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Christian!
Captain Charisma makes his way down the ramp to a nice ovation from the crowd.
Voices
Roberts- And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, Randy Orton.
The Viper slowly walks to the ring. He is also met with a loud ovation.
Randy stares down at Dibiase and Rhodes. He begins to look pleased as the show ends.
Regality
William Regal makes his way to the ring.
Some Cheers can be heard
William Regal- Hello, I am William Regal.
Fans begin to settle down
Regal- I came out here to let all of you know that I am the new IHW RIOT General Manager. And, I might as well let you know that I plan on running things fairly.
Regal Smirks
Regal- RIOT may be considered the B show, but I will try my darndest to rise above that title and make RIOT the best possible show around. I have many assets to my usage such as superstars like Randy Orton and Kurt Angle. I have many people putting forth 110% into this show and I plan on capitalizing on it. I may not be well liked by many, but my show will be loved by all.
Some Cheers
Regal- Now, now settle down.
Fans continue to cheer in excitement for the new "B-Show"
Regal- I believe I said to settle down ladies and gentlemen.
Regal Pauses
Fans continue; now sending out mixed reactions
Regal- Now, where was I. Oh yes; I think we will have ourselves a little tournament to crown the first ever IHW RIOT Champion. Tonight, I have set up three one on one matches where the winners of each will move on. Next week, we will see one more first round match. This match will be a 10-man battle royal where the winner will be the last man standing in the ring and he will be moving on in the tournament. This will give us 4-men who will compete in two separate matches in two weeks time. The winners of those Simi-finals will face each other at IHW No Fear for the RIOT championship.
Pause
Regal- Enjoy my show.
Fans cheer, and some boo, as Regal exits
As Regal exits, we go to the announcers. Lawler tells us that at the latest IHW board meeting, Regal was decided upon as GM of RIOT. Booker says that he has a bad feeling about this decision. The King gives us word on the main event, that will feature The Viper Randy Orton vs. Captain Charisma Christian! Booker T then says he is looking to establish his Fav Five tonight dog! We then get sent to Justin Roberts.
Justin Roberts- The following match is set for one fall, and the winner will move on in the IHW RIOT Championship Tournament.
Awesome!
Boos
Justin Roberts- Making his way to the ring at this time, from Cleveland, Ohio, The Miz.
Boos continue
COMMERCIAL
When we return, The Miz is in the ring with a microphone.
Boos
The Miz- Really? Really? Really? I havent even talked yet and you are already booing me! Really? Who is to say that I was going to come out here and apologize? How do you people know that I wasnt going to come out here and take blame for all the wrongs I have done in the past?
Boos Continue
Miz- Well all of that is thrown out the window now. If you cant respect me, I wont respect you!
Radio
Zack Ryders Woo Woo Woo cuts off The Miz as he makes his way to the ring.
Justin Roberts- Making his way to the ring, from Long Island, Zack Ryder.
Cheers
Zack and Miz stare each other down as a Ryder chants begin and the bell sounds.
Match #1
Singles Match
Zack Ryder vs. The Miz
Match Results- The Miz @6:23
We go to the back to Jeremy Borash.
Jeremy Borash- Ladies and Gentlemen, My guest at this time, Kurt Angle.
Boos
Borash- Mr. Angle, how does it feel to be a part of IHW?
Kurt Angle- How does it feel? Well, lets see Fells pretty good actually. I look at this as another opportunity to become a champion. I have won a World Championship in every single company I have ever been in. I plan on this being no different. I am the only real man on RIOT. But, it seems I am not in a tournament match tonight! Why, Jeremy?
Borash- Well, you are going to have to ask
Angle- It dont even matter Jeremy. I will earn my championship opportunity one way or another! I have had no problem earning it before, and I will have no problem doing it now.
Borash- Well, next week there is going to be a battle royal for the final spot in the semifinals. That may be your chance. Thoughts?
Angle- None of the guys in that battle royal can go toe to toe with the me. Half of them couldnt even fight their way out of a cardboard box. If any of them even think for one second that they can beat Kurt Angle, then they can come find me after the battle royal. I dont want to be in it. I want to make people tap out. I want to make people see why I am the best pure athlete in IHW. I want them to understand why I am an Olympic gold medalist. I want to send out an open challenge each week to see if anyone can nut up and challenge me. And, thats what I will do next week.
Borash- So, the open challenge is out there? Anyone from the roster can come out and face you next week?
Angle- Oh Its Real, It Damn Real!
Borash- Thank you, Kurt.
COMMERCIAL
When we return, we see Kofi Kingston and John Morrison talking to each other inside the locker room.
Morrison- Man, you got to understand. This is a new beginning for me.
Kofi nods in agreement.
Morrison- I plan on becoming the IHW RIOT champion. And, I know you have the same vision in mind, but I sense that this is my time.
Kingston- I completely understand, John. Time will tell who has the better opportunity. But man, listen to me; I am tired of hiding under the light. I am tired of being the bug on the windshield of Professional Wrestling. It is time for me to step my game up to 110% like Regal said, and get to the top of IHW RIOT.
Morrison- We all do. You shouldnt be here if that wasnt your goal. But
Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Jr. enter.
Rhodes, speaking slowly- Well, well, well look who it is. John Morrison and Kofi Kingston. If my memory serves me correctly, you two were very close buds. But, only one of you could become the RIOT champion, not both.
Kingston- What are you trying to prove, Cody?
Rhodes- Oh, nothing at all. I am just throwing it out there. Either you will win Kofi, or you John. But, surely not both of you. And, conceivably, neither of you will win the title, simply because I will.
Dibiase- Why dont you two boys run along and play? How about we let the real men have the locker room?
Morrison- Now, now Teddy, lets not
Morrison stops mid sentence and punches Ted in the mouth. All four men begin to brawl. Fists are flying as Morrison goes down via Ted Dibiase whilst Rhodes low blows Kingston! Dibiase tosses Morrison into the lockers! Ted and Cody look at each other, and then scurry away.
We go to ringside and we see Jerry and Booker. They replay the actions from just seconds ago in their heads. Then they give us word that IHW Mayhem, this Monday night, will feature a contract signing between Jeff Hardy and CM Punk! They then hype up the first ever IHW PPV, No Fear. They also tell us that RIOT will feature a few matches of their own at the PPV. They also remind us of tonights main event between Orton and Christian. Then, Booker sends us back to Justin Roberts.
Justin Roberts- The following contest is set for one fall, where the winner will move on in the RIOT Championship Tournament.
On Your Knees
Boos break out
Roberts- Making his way to the ring, The All American, American Jack Swagger.
Swagger awaits his opponent.
Roberts- And his opponent, from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio.
Boyaka 619
Loud cheers enrage the arena
Swagger and Mysterio lock eyes. Mysterio, in dark orange themed gear, claps with the fans as they bust out a Rey chant.
Match #2
Singles Match
Jack Swagger vs. Rey Mysterio
Singles Match
Jack Swagger vs. Rey Mysterio
Match Results- Rey Mysterio @7:07
COMMERCIAL
The commercial ends and we get hype of IHW No Fear. Matches include Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk for the IHW Championship and Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler for the Collision Championship. Also, the IHW Tag Team Championships are on the line in a Triple Treat TLC Match featuring Beer Money, The Motor City Machine Guns, and The Worlds Greatest Tag Team. Camera then fades to the ring.
We return to the ring.
Flight of the Valkyries
Mixed Reactions
Daniel Bryan runs down the ramp shouting Yes! Yes! Yes!
Bryan gets in the ring and gets a mic. He goes to talk, but he lets the mixed reaction take over. He drops the Mic and begins to run around the ring, chanting YES! YES! YES!
YES! Chants Erupt
Bryan then lifts up the Mic. He lets the Yes Chants settle down.
Bryan- Hi, I am Daniel Bryan. Welcome to my show. Thats right; IHW RIOT is the Daniel Bryan show. I have waited more than ten years to step into he spotlight, and now I will be the face of the biggest company in the wrestling world. I will rise above every challenge to become a champion. I will rise above the likes of Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, The Miz, Christian, and every other person on the RIOT Roster. No body will get in my path. And if they do, I will lock them in the YES Lock; and they will be forced to Tap, or to Snap.
Fans Cheer Him On
Bryan, after a short pause- I have beat many men in my previous paths. I have beat two monsters in The Big Show and Mark Henry; and if I can beat them I surely can beat guys like RVD or Zack Ryder.
Bryan laughs
Bryan- I have won Ladder Matches; I have won an Elimination Chamber. If I can win these matches, surely I can win the Battle Royal next week, right?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Bryan- I am the next face of not only RIOT, but of all of IHW. I mean, I may not be the best looking guy, but surely I am better looking than guys like CM Punk and Jeff Hardy.
Bryan garners very little boos from this statement
Bryan- I wont worry about Punk or Hardy right now, but Punk and Hardy should worry about me. I am going to be the fastest rising star in Intense Hardcore Wrestling. After I defeat each and every man on RIOT, I will become the most valuable man in the IHW and Drake Dream and William Regal will fight over which show gets Daniel Bryan.
Daniel continues sucking in the cheers, looking as confident as ever.
Bryan- I look forward to being a hot commodity. I look forward to being a champion. And, most importantly, when the ref asks my opponent if they give- I look forward to hearing every man in the wrestling business say yes! Yes! YES!
Cheers for the intense words from Daniel Bryan
Daniel drops the microphone and begins to exit the ring. He lifts both arms and shout to the rooftops . . . YES! YES! YES!
At the announce table, Booker T says he thinks he has found number one in his Fav Five, and it his boi D-Bryan. King laughs at Booker, and then states that the official entries in the battle royal are Daniel Bryan, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, Gunner, Samoa Joe, RVD, and the Big Red Monster, Kane. Booker says that this leaves one opening for Kurt Angle, but he has decided not to take it. King states that William Regal has opted to give Jack Swagger a second chance in the battle royal. Booker complains that isnt fair to Zack Ryder, but then agrees that it is Regals show.
Justin Roberts- The following match is set for one fall, and it is part of the IHW RIOT Championship Tournament.
Just Close You Eyes
Roberts- Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Christian!
Captain Charisma makes his way down the ramp to a nice ovation from the crowd.
Voices
Roberts- And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, Randy Orton.
The Viper slowly walks to the ring. He is also met with a loud ovation.
Match #3
Singles Match
Randy Orton vs. Christian
Singles Match
Randy Orton vs. Christian
Match Results- Randy Orton @8:58
Randy stares down at Dibiase and Rhodes. He begins to look pleased as the show ends.
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3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
SXEnightmare's Review
William Regal Promo i like the idea of regal being the GM he always made a good GM to me,seems like were getting a heel GM here not a bad idea. looking forward to the battle royal on the next show.
Miz Promo into Miz vs Ryder i thought miz was funny during his promo teasing the fact he was gonna turn face but sense the fans wont respect him he wont give them respect either. not really alot to say about the match didnt really think ryder had a chance so seeing miz win was nice wouldnt mind seeing him become the champion.
JB Interviews Angle this was good reminds me of when tna had their ranking system and angle wanted to start at 10 and work his way up the rankings before getting a title match cant really tell if hes heel or face just yet though but i like the way your booking him.
Rhodes/Dibiase/Morrison/Kingston Segment well not really anything to say about this just left me thinking were gonna see a possible tag team fued here which might be good jomo and kofi are two talented high flyers could be a good team maybe.
Swagger vs Mysterio for being short it was still a good match rey winning was to be expected i just hope he doesnt end up winning the title but oh well.
Daniel Bryan Promo this was entertaining easily the best segment all night he got the crowd really behind him here even though the gimmick hes using was done as a heel could be fun to see where it goes from here hes my pick to win the battle royal next week.
Randy Orton vs Christian i was surprised by how this ended i didnt expect rhodes and dibiase to come out at all but being surprised isnt a bad thing when it comes to wrestling usually left me thinking ortons gonna turn heel and the legacy is gonna be formed again hoping orton doesnt win the title but honestly thats only because im not a randy orton fan.
William Regal Promo i like the idea of regal being the GM he always made a good GM to me,seems like were getting a heel GM here not a bad idea. looking forward to the battle royal on the next show.
Miz Promo into Miz vs Ryder i thought miz was funny during his promo teasing the fact he was gonna turn face but sense the fans wont respect him he wont give them respect either. not really alot to say about the match didnt really think ryder had a chance so seeing miz win was nice wouldnt mind seeing him become the champion.
JB Interviews Angle this was good reminds me of when tna had their ranking system and angle wanted to start at 10 and work his way up the rankings before getting a title match cant really tell if hes heel or face just yet though but i like the way your booking him.
Rhodes/Dibiase/Morrison/Kingston Segment well not really anything to say about this just left me thinking were gonna see a possible tag team fued here which might be good jomo and kofi are two talented high flyers could be a good team maybe.
Swagger vs Mysterio for being short it was still a good match rey winning was to be expected i just hope he doesnt end up winning the title but oh well.
Daniel Bryan Promo this was entertaining easily the best segment all night he got the crowd really behind him here even though the gimmick hes using was done as a heel could be fun to see where it goes from here hes my pick to win the battle royal next week.
Randy Orton vs Christian i was surprised by how this ended i didnt expect rhodes and dibiase to come out at all but being surprised isnt a bad thing when it comes to wrestling usually left me thinking ortons gonna turn heel and the legacy is gonna be formed again hoping orton doesnt win the title but honestly thats only because im not a randy orton fan.