From his Myspace:
So why did the self-righteous prick even decide to post this? I mean only us internet nerds are going to read it. Oh, he was telling us how petty we are to save face? Well played Matzo...erm, I MEAN Fatzo. Man, not liking him is really gonna take some getting used to!
I'm surprised he didn't realize what an idiot he is while he was typing this garbage. I mean he was using one of those evil keyboards and being badass and everyting. Sound familiar Matzo?
I love it when the guys squat and take a giant dump on their fans. Makes me feel so fuckin' appreciated. Hey fuckstick, I bought Wrestlemania to see you actually have a big match for once in your lousy excuse of a career. Enjoy the payday? Good. Last time I put a cent down to see Matt "I couldn't care less" Hardy.
Hey Matzo, who was it that got the word out after you got canned in 2005 and kept you from being an after-thought? Heavens no, could it be the support of us evil internetters that got you your fucking job back?
Grow up Matzo. Do yourself a favor and figure out what battles aren't worth fighting. Learn to act like an adult male and take the jokes in stride.
I'd proudly shout from the rooftops that I never made a Fat Hardy joke and I've been behind him the whole time he's been getting his gradual push... but he doesn't care.Well guys and gals, since the news has been leaked all over the 'net, I figured I should go ahead and address it truthfully. Yes, the rumors are true, I had some major surgery a couple of day ago. The triple threat match against MVP and Kofi in Green Bay was the straw that broke the camel's back. In a few days, I'm gonna blog on my WWE Universe page and fill everyone in on everything.
But here's a little taste of how tough and annoying the last 2 years of my life has been. For two years, I've been working with a slight abdominal tear, a genetic defect that I was actually born with. Even though we torture ourselves every night in that ring for each of your guy's entertainment.. But don't get me wrong, we love it and chose to do it. The tear hasn't been anything that has really over-affected me performance-wise.. Until.. My appendectomy. From when I returned in April 2008, my abdominal tear became gradually worse. I was having a U.S. Title run I was very proud of.. So I sucked it up! I became the ECW Champion, and was having one of the best runs of my career, and the abdominal injury really started bothering me.. So I sucked it up! I wanted to get it fixed before it got really bad.. BUT.. I had an issue with Jeff on TV which would ultimately lead us to wrestling one another at THE show of all shows, Wrestlemania. So I sucked it up and got through it! Basically, in a nutshell, my intestines were slowly tearing through my abdomen.. Which affected my training greatly, my in-ring work, and my physical appearance. My intestines were slowly swelling because they were all outta wack and protruding through my abdominal wall. But I sucked it up and gave everything I had. I haven't been able to do a sit-up in two years. And as I totally expected, The lil "wanna be cool guys" that feel like bad-asses behind a keyboard LOVED to make comments about my weight gain because I was being lazy. Little did they know, or yet probably even care, that I've stayed constantly frustrated that I was dealing with these serious complications. Honestly, I only care about the personal friends and family that I have, that know my true deal.. It's only their opinions I take serious and to heart. Anybody who writes about me, whether good or bad, but especially bad.. I couldn't care less. I just say thanks for keeping me in the news.
The night in Green Bay, when Kofi gave me a cross body from the top rope, my intestines exploded out through my abdominal wall.. And not just in one spot, but in two spots. I had to have it fixed, or face major health problems.. Problems that could have killed me. So as always, I do what's good for me, my career, friends, and loved ones. Hateful, ignorant comments made on the world wide web certainly doesn't bothered me-but sometimes give me a good laugh.. And my world is a world those people will never experience.
I can actually get into the shape I wanna be in now.. Very excited about that. It's sushi time peeps, I'll be back soon to blog for guys again. Be well, and until then..
So why did the self-righteous prick even decide to post this? I mean only us internet nerds are going to read it. Oh, he was telling us how petty we are to save face? Well played Matzo...erm, I MEAN Fatzo. Man, not liking him is really gonna take some getting used to!
I'm surprised he didn't realize what an idiot he is while he was typing this garbage. I mean he was using one of those evil keyboards and being badass and everyting. Sound familiar Matzo?
I love it when the guys squat and take a giant dump on their fans. Makes me feel so fuckin' appreciated. Hey fuckstick, I bought Wrestlemania to see you actually have a big match for once in your lousy excuse of a career. Enjoy the payday? Good. Last time I put a cent down to see Matt "I couldn't care less" Hardy.
Hey Matzo, who was it that got the word out after you got canned in 2005 and kept you from being an after-thought? Heavens no, could it be the support of us evil internetters that got you your fucking job back?
Grow up Matzo. Do yourself a favor and figure out what battles aren't worth fighting. Learn to act like an adult male and take the jokes in stride.