If you could fight anyone: from history

[Cena's Little Helper]

Aaron Burr...for killing the greatness that was Alexander Hamilton.

 

[Tastycles]

Jesus. I'd fucking have him too.

 

[Mr. TM]

Maybe if you go by his depiction in the statue, but try imagining a beat down on a four hundred year old man.

He wasn't always old.

 

[Shock]

Hitler.

Will, that one word has earned you rep and my respect. As a Jew, I must say... fuck Hitler.

 

[Mr. TM]

Will, that one word has earned you rep and my respect. As a Jew, I must say... fuck Hitler.

...I really shouldn't have said Moses than to get yours

 

[RBH]

Napolean Bonaparte....

 

[Father:_Polley]

...I really shouldn't have said Moses than to get yours

Anti-semite

 

[Richard]

Well, my first reaction was to pick Hitler, but since he's already been said..

Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Mr. TM]

Anti-semite

I said he'd be a good boxer. I have scanned history looking for the greatest boxer, and I think it was him. Not Anti-semitic.

 

[Father:_Polley]

If you're going Jewish history TM... Jacob'd be a good choice. After all, he did have a wrestling match with an angel and it was declared a tie (until the angel crippled him)

 

[Lee]

the Pope...all of them at once.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I don't know now Lee... the current one's an ex-Nazi

 

[Lee]

If you're going Jewish history TM... Jacob'd be a good choice. After all, he did have a wrestling match with an angel and it was declared a tie (until the angel crippled him)

he fought all night with him...and it's actually down as him wrestling wih GOD...what a guy! Genesis 32

 

[Father:_Polley]

Angel of the LORD I have. Which many feel was a pre-incarnate Jesus

 

[klunderbunker]

Chris Cash. He's history around here isn't he?

In seriousness though, Hitler. Most evil man that I've ever heard of.

And I've always thought Oprah was hot.

 

[Mr. TM]

Oprah got a haircut.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Oprah got a haircut.

And she also recently had an orgasm over a sweet potato and discussed vibrators (AKA electric hand-held massagers) on her show.

 

[Gelgarin]

Norman Borlaug - Because I'm a massive bastard.

 

[Milkyway!]

Angel of the LORD simply means a charbin of some sort. Not the LORD himself.

 

[CDR]

Santa Anna. Douchebag killed innocent Texans

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Martin Luther King Jr.

Why? Because I'm a douche.

 

[Murfish]

Edison, even though Tesla already demolished him.

 

[Lee]

I'd love to see Joseph Swan take on Edison!

 

[CCS]

And she also recently had an orgasm over a sweet potato and discussed vibrators (AKA electric hand-held massagers) on her show.

That made me vomit.

 

[Shadowmancer]

The Roman Emperor Domition, I just hate the fucker.