If Christian Cage is Jeff Hardy's Only Assailant...

[Cena's Little Helper]

...I will change my forum name to Bloody Cum Bubble or anything else that is equally revolting and embarrassing.

While I don't doubt Cage's worth as a wrestler, I just don't see how a program with Hardy right off the bat following his return will do either of these gentleman any good. If Cage is re-signed with WWE, when he debuts, most people are going to say something along the lines of "Who the fuck is that? Oh yeah, Edge's old tag team partner. I really liked him and I thought he had so much potential. What ever happened to him?" Sure, in TNA he held the NWA Heavyweight Championship. But, his opportunity to establish himself as a true main-eventer went right out the door once Angle signed with the company (in other words, he is still stuck in limbo between mid-card and main-event status).

At most, I can see him as Edge's co-conspirator in attempts to sabotage Hardy's championship chase and run. So, if Cage is Hardy's primary assailant and they end up facing each other at Wrestlemania, I will do as I said in my opening sentence.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

I'm still sticking to what i suggested two months ago and saying Matt Hardy. It blatantly isn't now, but there's still plenty of time for a mega-swerve.