If a woman I was dating...

[Uncle Sam]

"wow naps really fuck me up."

Bitches! Am I right? Am I right?

 

[klunderbunker]

Also: a good reason why I don't have a Facebook page.

 

[Coco]

"wow naps really fuck me up."

Bitches! Am I right? Am I right?

Naps are glorious. Must have something to do with being on the rag.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It was probably how clean the shot to the chin was that fucked her up to be totally honest with you.

Ha. Violent prejudice.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Instead of BOY and MAN being the labels it should just be MAN and WHIPPED MAN.

 

[¡Roján!]

I think this is the universe balancing it out. You know, they have periods and carry children whilst we have to suffer their insufferable status' in which If I like them, they'll rate my looks out of 10 by PM.


Women, they come from hell.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I have a three strike rule when it comes to rubbish status updates like that.

If I see one on my Facebook News Page, the next time I see them in person, I punch them three times

Post of the Year 2012

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Women - the most selfish creatures on planet Earth. No question.








No homo, of course.

 

[LilacFray]

Are you sure it didn't have one of those 'Like and repost' stuff tagging along in the end?

That thing you posted is kinda embarrassing. Bet it was a Feminist who came up with it.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Are you sure it didn't have one of those 'Like and repost' stuff tagging along in the end?

That thing you posted is kinda embarrassing. Bet it was a Feminist who came up with it.

The feminist love guru strikes again!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Just another girl-power, bullshit speech. I hate those fucking things.

Come here, D-Man. I want to talk to you.

I said......Come here !!!!

 

[The Doctor]

I can agree with some of the things on the list but others are only true on a case-by-case basis. For example, hitting your girlfriend isn't right except in real self-defense (and not bullshit 'she was being mean to me bawww'), but you shouldn't have to buy literally everything for your girlfriend in the name of unity. Presents are cool though.

The thing is, a lot of this in my relationships has happened naturally because I don't start relationships with people I don't like. In the past, I've WANTED to spend time with my girlfriends because we really get along. That's why we were dating.

Are you sure it didn't have one of those 'Like and repost' stuff tagging along in the end?

That thing you posted is kinda embarrassing. Bet it was a Feminist who came up with it.

>Reddit

 

[LilacFray]

Come here, D-Man. I want to talk to you.

I said......Come here !!!!

LOL, Sally.

The feminist love guru strikes again!

Please, feel free to call me anything but that.

>Reddit

I have no idea what Reddit is. xD

 

[Coco]

I've been told it's Tumblr without the terrible parts. Don't take my word for it though.

 

[D-Man]

Come here, D-Man. I want to talk to you.

I said......Come here !!!!

You mad?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I've been told it's Tumblr without the terrible parts. Don't take my word for it though.

I have browsed reddit before and I can assure you, there are plenty of terrible parts.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

off to do bit more exercise then get bath

crap just got migraine and stmoach pain combo

off to see Kasabian soon at the echo arena

Kasabian was awesome

off to my mate austins

am going out tonight, sunday and hopefully i will be out on wednesday and next friday

lol just put some busted on

exercise time soon

So bored i think i will do some exercise

One of my Facebook 'friends'. I make a habit of liking everything he says.

 

[Mustang Sally]

You mad?

At you?......Never

 

[D-Man]

At you?......Never

You better not be. Especially over that garbage

 

[LilacFray]

One of my Facebook 'friends'. I make a habit of liking everything he says.

Lol, I tend to 'Like' pointless/ "suicidal"/ love sick statuses. Let's say I totally abuse the power of that button.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

The hate towards needy woman is disturbing.

So is watching Couture act.

Yet we do it, we do it.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Two can play this game, bitches.



A girl goes shopping. A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

A girl watches Twilight. A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

A girl asks "Does this make me look fat?" A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

 

[latino World order]

How about if she is blind

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Two can play this game, bitches.



A girl goes shopping. A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

A girl watches Twilight. A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

A girl asks "Does this make me look fat?" A woman puts your dick in her mouth.

Oh. Oh this is getting used on FB by me and Via Armbar some day. Soon.

 

[The Champ]

I can't stand the whiny statuses from chicks on Facebook about how they can never trust guys. I just saw one the other day that said, "Easiest way to tell someone is a liar is if he has a dick." Really? Fuck outta here.