Ice cream cones and death by pogo sticks

[klunderbunker]

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[CCS]

How did you find that video of my sister doing her exercises?

 

[klunderbunker]

She left it after she fucked my brains out last week. It was what we used to set the mood.

 

[CCS]

I wish you would have kept her there.

 

[klunderbunker]

I was chained to a wall naked while heffers were paraded in front of me in a judgemental style. What did you want me to do?

 

[CCS]

Told her you had a cheese burger so she'd unchain you.

 

[klunderbunker]

Her fingers were in my mouth.

 

[CCS]

Ewwww

But true story, I keep a twinky underneath my pillow just in case she ever tries to kill me in my sleep. I'll throw it and while she's waddling after it, I'll make my escape.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll wait for you under the window with a ladder and some spray cheese.

 

[CCS]

Yeah, that spray cheese is a good idea, we could eat it if we get famished while we're running from her.

 

[klunderbunker]

I meant as a sex toy in case the gerbils die....

 

[CCS]

My boat dont float in the ocean. But I'm sure you can have plenty of fun with the gerbils by yourself.

 

[klunderbunker]

I licked one of them earlier. Tasted like yogurt and fish.

 

[Fizzy]

Yum

 

[CCS]

You have the special talent of making me want to vomit, congrats.

 

[klunderbunker]

Vomit on me!!!

 

[CCS]

No Comment

 

[klunderbunker]

Hey, it's not my fault that someone said you were creepier than I am. Consider this my title defense.

 

[CCS]

You win, the title is yours.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn right.

Now back to that vomit....