I Want Him Dead.

[Big Papa Santo]

No trial. No jury. Straight to execution.
I have left these forums for a couple of months, but the second that I come back what do i see?
A new poster.
Not just any new poster.
Russianbear007.
Russian.
Russia.
My country.
And if his username wasn't enough to want me to kill him,

P.S. I am from Ukraine/Russia originally, that is why I am so interested.

I take {Took} pride in being WZs only Russian born poster., and i'm not going to let some wannabe Commie come into my turf and take my gimmick.
Long story short, I need someone who can handle a gun. I'll pay well.

 

[Harthan]

Can you contact Putin? Get the Mafia involved?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Can you contact Putin? Get the Mafia involved?

Putin and me are on bad terms, i may have...um..well...banged his wife.

 

[Harthan]

Putin and me are on bad terms, i may have...um..well...banged his wife.

That's preposterous. Those that slight Putin do not live out the day.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

That's preposterous. Those that slight Putin do not live out the day.

Well um....i may have banged him too, i don't know. It was dark. (His genitals)

 

[Harthan]

Well um....i may have banged him too, i don't know. It was dark. (His genitals)

You're implying that Putin is a homosexual?

It was nice knowing you.

 

[Bernkastel]

Putin and me are on bad terms, i may have...um..well...banged his wife.

You make it sound like you did something unforgivable like key his car.

If I were Putin I'd probably be due for a trade in pretty soon anyway... the wife that is.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

You're implying that Putin is a homosexual?

It was nice knowing you.

Come on Harthan, stop Putin' me down, I think that your Russian this conversation, and its really all overBearing HAHAHAHAHA

Oh god the KGB is here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Come on Harthan, stop Putin' me down, I think that your Russian this conversation, and its really all overBearing HAHAHAHAHA

Oh god the KGB is here.

Did they at least bring some lube with them? If not its going to be a rough night for you.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Did they at least bring some lube with them? If not its going to be a rough night for you.

Apparently "Crazy Dimitri" is going to do the "Big Bear" special on me. Please lord and heavenly father, give these guys some lube.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

But Russianbear007 only buys mayonnaise in sensible sizes.

Please include pics and the dialogue of your sexual KGB encounter.

 

[ABMorales787]

Wait, you're Russian but gimmick yourself after a Mexican wrestling icon?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

But Russianbear007 only buys mayonnaise in sensible sizes.

Please include pics and the dialogue of your sexual KGB encounter.

For old times sake.

FREEZE YOU SEXY RUSSIAN MOTHERFUCKER! AND WHAT IN STALINS NAME ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR LEADER!?

Baby, go back to bed, its some people i work with

Ok Puttybear

Leader, can we join in?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Wait, you're Russian but gimmick yourself after a Mexican wrestling icon?

You're digging too deep. Here's some money. Never mention that again.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

I initially thought this thread was about me.

So Santo, have you seen that podiatrist I referred you to all those months ago?

I'm willing to help, I'll name my price later, after all I have goodfellas as my avatar.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

I initially thought this thread was about me.

So Santo, have you seen that podiatrist I referred you to all those months ago?

Best.Sex.Ever.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

I initially thought this thread was about me.

So Santo, have you seen that podiatrist I referred you to all those months ago?

I'm willing to help, I'll name my price later, after all I have goodfellas as my avatar.

He's taking the C-Train to Harlem right now. Make it his final trip.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

He's taking the C-Train to Harlem right now. Make it his final trip.

First you must do me a favor. There is this guy, Rojan he's been doing well lately, too well. I want you to get a few of your African American friends, a bottle of vodka, and a bat to take him out. Take a brush if you need for he is located in the darkness of Christian's chest hair. Once that is done I will board that C train at all cost.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

First you must do me a favor. There is this guy, Rojan he's been doing well lately, too well. I want you to get a few of your African American friends, a bottle of vodka, and a bat to take him out. Take a brush if you need for he is located in the darkness of Christian's chest hair. Once that is done I will board that C train at all cost.

I like how you do business Mr.Z....... I shall recruit my African-American comrades.
YO *****
WHAT MAN
I NEED YO HELP
***** IM WATCHING KENAN AND KEL
***** DIS SHIT IMPORTANT
OH KENAN, YOU A FUNNY *****
***** GET CHO ASS OVER HERE
There.




It is done. Rojan is dead. But Z... he told me that you will do the same thing to me once i gain enough power...is that true?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I love this guy

 

[Paralyzer Z]

I like how you do business Mr.Z....... I shall recruit my African-American comrades.
YO *****
WHAT MAN
I NEED YO HELP
***** IM WATCHING KENAN AND KEL
***** DIS SHIT IMPORTANT
OH KENAN, YOU A FUNNY *****
***** GET CHO ASS OVER HERE
There.




It is done. Rojan is dead. But Z... he told me that you will do the same thing to me once i gain enough power...is that true?

The deed is done, killing him in Harlem wasn't too hard due to the indifference of the onlookers. And no, I won't kill you I'll just paralyze you and set your body down in a room full of EL Santo, Joseph Stalin, and Regan MacNeill (fully possessed version) pictures. There you will remain staring at them forever.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Legend Santo I want you to shake my hand and I'm totally not gonna F-5 you at the end of it.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Legend Santo I want you to shake my hand and I'm totally not gonna F-5 you at the end of it.

You promise this time?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

EAOOOOEAOOOEAOOODUN-DUNDUNDUN-DUNDUNDUN-DUN...


Ignore that.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

EAOOOOEAOOOEAOOODUN-DUNDUNDUN-DUNDUNDUN-DUN...


Ignore that.

I can only assume this is more of your autism showing.