I recently got my phone number changed and I swear to fucking God that the person that had this phone number before me was a drug dealer. I have had at the very least 35 different phone calls from different numbers in the past 3 weeks. I can never make out who they are asking for. In the past hour someone called me and said there name was "Tennessee" Now i'm not a name expert but they are either some backwoods hick or that's a drug dealing code name. I'm really thinking about getting my phone number changed for my own safety.
I swear to fucking God.....
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UltimateHitman
Old School Legend
Yeah, but then you'd just be getting phone calls from the people that knew the person that had the next new number...
Or they may be MTV/VH1 reality stars.
Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
I get bill collectors. I don't envy you. Bill collectors are a goldmine of entertainment, when they're going after someone that's not you.
There was this one bill collector who insisted I was Shaquita Williams, and that was just fucking with him.
I was like, "Do I sound like an obnoxious black girl to you?"
He then hung up on me.
There was this one bill collector who insisted I was Shaquita Williams, and that was just fucking with him.
I was like, "Do I sound like an obnoxious black girl to you?"
He then hung up on me.
Whenever somebody calls me trying to sell something, I always say no, and then I attempt to sell something to them. They too, usually hang up.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING WITH THEM
This is such a brilliant opportunity to troll the shit out of them
This is such a brilliant opportunity to troll the shit out of them
Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
"These guys that are calling my phone all sound like dangerous drug dealers!"
"You should fuck with them"
"lol k"
You guys are hardcore.
"You should fuck with them"
"lol k"
You guys are hardcore.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Nothing wrong with finding someone who's really fucked up and quickly shouting math problems at them in rapid succession
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Tennessee Tim!?! Bulshit lol thats my towns loveable drug dealing, car stealing, and curently locked up guy!
Lee
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
I thought you called him Dad
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
My dad is dead thank you, slick joke Lee.
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Nope, I was just pointing that out
I decided to text one of the numbers that had called me and start to fuck with them. After about 10 minutes of texting them asking them if they "want to buy" I got a phone call from her. I put on the worst ghetto accent I could ever put on and this dumb ghetto bitch bought it. She said that it wasn't her buying and that one of her friends used her number. I think she said that their names were "Tammy and Sam" I really wish that I recorded this because it was probably the most epic troll I have ever done. 
I've been laughing nonstop the past half hour at this.
I've been laughing nonstop the past half hour at this.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Be careful you don't get shot.
I decided to text one of the numbers that had called me and start to fuck with them. After about 10 minutes of texting them asking them if they "want to buy" I got a phone call from her. I put on the worst ghetto accent I could ever put on and this dumb ghetto bitch bought it. She said that it wasn't her buying and that one of her friends used her number. I think she said that their names were "Tammy and Sam" I really wish that I recorded this because it was probably the most epic troll I have ever done.
Get a list of names, addresses, phone numbers, etc. Then turn their drug addicted asses into the police....you know...just for shits n giggles.
Although, you may end up getting shot out the window of a fast moving Cadillac.
