I Shit U NOT.....

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Ryan Clark Wrote:

After the match Aries got on the mic and announced a "No-DQ" match next month for young Jacobs, against THE NECRO BUTCHER (who if you read earlier was I guess the person that Jimmy fears the most and is man*pulating). People started throwing stuff into the ring at Jimmy and the beautiful Allison Wonderland, Jacobs left only to return with a TRASHBAG. As he started putting garbage in the bag he noted "I do this because people like me clean up garbage for people like you" and talked about his revolution. Awesome ending to a pretty good show. Highlights being the main, Claudio-Danielson, and Lynn-Nigel.

I can't remember the last time that somebody did a write up on an ROH show and marked out this fucking hard on someone coming out and cleaning up garbage with a TRASHBAG. I mean I can't help but think that THIS is one of the kids who goes into a Goldberg like frenzy for the JANITOR at his high school. Man, with fans like this, I need to become a CUSTODIAL ENGINEER.

P.S.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING CAPS!???

 

[Bernkastel]

Allison Wonderland > everyone else

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

But still dude. did he HAVE to put TRASHBAG in caps like it was something to mark out about? lol

 

[justinsayne]

But still dude. did he HAVE to put TRASHBAG in caps like it was something to mark out about? lol

Look who was writing it, how can you possibly be surprised by him doing something like that?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Well no. Not one bit suprised. Probably the most accurate and impassionate writing that he has done all year. lol

 

[justinsayne]

Well no. Not one bit suprised. Probably the most accurate and impassionate writing that he has done all year. lol

You better not make fun of him, he can make things happen you know LOL

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yeah, so can my dick, but you don't see me waggin it around and threatening people with it do ya? lol

 

[justinsayne]

Yeah, so can my dick, but you don't see me waggin it around and threatening people with it do ya? lol

Thankfully no, and be careful with that thing you could shoot someones eye out, LOL

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Don't worry, I have the safety on. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

TRASHBAG, TRASHBAG, TRASHBAG!!!!

Its better when you announce it three times over.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Spawn, I would hope you're not shitting me. I mean Im a big guy. I think it would be more fun to pass a kidney stone.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Nah, I have had bigger shits. Hell< i made a best of Triple H just yesterday. It was overinflated, took too long, and refused to break off. I pinched off a best of John Cena at the end, one not even big enough to be called a best of anything. Of course the Best of Shawn Michaels is when I have the runs. lol

 

[Bernkastel]

when you have the hemorrhoids, that must be the best of Hulk Hogan LOL

 

[TheOneBigWill]

when you have the hemorrhoids, that must be the best of Hulk Hogan LOL

The?

Sounds more like they're trying to be The Rock.

Also, I'm pretty sure when you have to fight, grunt and strain to cut one off.. thats an Ultimate Warrior right there. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

And lets not forget the type that cause you to sit and wait forever. Ric Flair turd at its finest. When its finally out, you have no choice but to sit back and say.. Woooooooo.

 

[Rusty]

Will's comment repped and sigged

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will's comment repped and sigged

Thank you.. but trust me, I have more.

Jeff Hardy turd: Its always taking unneeded risks. It'll plop out and make a big splash, but in the end its just another piece of shit.

Samoa Joe turd: You take a decent amount of time pushing it. You feel that its gonna be something big when you're finished. And in the end, when you see the final result.. you're disappointed to see its less than average.

John Cena turd: You can't see it, but you definately know its there. It takes forever to pass, and just when you think you're finally over it.. it comes back again. (corn included = chain gang members)

Boogeyman turd: I don't think I need to explain this one.. but lets just say if you encounter it.. you need to go to the doctor.

 

[Rusty]

Thank you.. but trust me, I have more.

Jeff Hardy turd: Its always taking unneeded risks. It'll plop out and make a big splash, but in the end its just another piece of shit.

Samoa Joe turd: You take a decent amount of time pushing it. You feel that its gonna be something big when you're finished. And in the end, when you see the final result.. you're disappointed to see its less than average.

John Cena turd: You can't see it, but you definately know its there. It takes forever to pass, and just when you think you're finally over it.. it comes back again. (corn included = chain gang members)

Boogeyman turd: I don't think I need to explain this one.. but lets just say if you encounter it.. you need to go to the doctor.

ahh Will you are a God. The Ric Flair one was the funniest, as it was the first one. Samoa Joe and John Cena turds are very very funny also.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

WTF is this, wrestling's version of "You might be a Redneck" jokes? lol