I need a wife

[Miko]

And I would like a unicorn, but you might find something like that if you start picking up fifth graders.

I dont kno w how old 5th graders are, but since you used the word unicorn in the same sentence I'll chalk this up as a write in vote for child grooming.

 

[Miko]

No "jerk-off" option?

As to that;

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=246575&highlight=

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=246575&highlight=

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=163069&highlight=

I need some new material...

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What about your friends mom with the crazy ex?

 

[Miko]

You mean after I took her home and never called her again? Not likely...

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Well shit

 

[Miko]

Its my fault for being such a shit person, which is why I am in this slump and made this thread. Maybe turning my life around is the answer.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Fuck turning your life around. You need to turn the world around your life.