Have you tried going for a friend's mother? They are normally pretty easy to seduce and manipulate.
Really? My experience with that sort of thing is limited.
Have you looked into Mail Order? With a selection to choose from you could pick & choose what you like & dont want. Like a build your own salad bar, but with a lady and without (hopefully) contracting disease. Plenty of ladies who would otherwise go without a good home. In that regard you could have your needs fulfilled as well as feel like you are doing a good deed.
Its either that or find a homeless chick who you think would clean up nice. Just tie a sandwich to the end of a fishing line, lure her to a shower & see how it goes.
You only really have two options here Miko.
I actually know a homeless girl who might fit the bill. When she's not completely out of it she's nice in a "can I have some change, please?" kind of way.
Get a girlfriend instead. They have no rights.
I dunno, man. I wanna make this one feel special, for a while.
Join a book club that meets once a week or get a new vocation. You're a brick mason, right? If Flashdance is anything to go by, all hot women in construction are welders, so you're shit out of luck here, mate. Become a nurse...you will get more pussy than you'll know what to do with.
I could retrain, I suppose. Still, as an avid reader the book club works, I can be a pretensious cunt and say things like "well, obviously I have a deeper understanding of this than you."
Find a poor cleaning lady and the bedazzle her with your above minimum wage lifestyle and American citizenship. Have her move in with her and allow her to quit her job. Sure you would then have to feed her, but tortillas and ground beef aren't too expensive. It would definitely be worth it to never have to do house work again and always have meals prepared to you. Also, you will have an army of her cousins and brothers ready to defend you from all enemies. Don't teach her any English, so that way any arguments from her are invalid.
I am English, so our cleaning ladies are eastern European. I understand the principle, but if you choose poorly you'll find they have a poor shelf life.
Don't you live in the rural part of England? Where there's hardly any women around anyway? I suppose that might be slightly better than rural southern America, where the hottest woman in some places within 50 miles might weigh 300 pounds and walk around with a wad of chew in her mouth the size of a golf ball.
Depends, right now I am back at scum town central, doesnt lack for women though.
Try buying one on Amazon.
As if women exist to be bought and sold!
Take heart, I'll be showing that one to the feminists to ingratiate myself. cheers for the ammo
