I Need A Dramatic Bitch Bet For If DBD Wins The WWE Title

[Uncle Sam]

Yes, if DBD wins the WWE title in 2011 - an outcome I find desirable - I'll have to do something ridiculous. There's nobody on the other side of the bet. No, I don't think I've quite grasped the concept either.

Do I:

• Write a 1,000 word critique of Coco The Monkey?
• Change my name to Aunt Sam and sign my posts with "Hot damn, I'm Aunt Sam!"?
• Take on, and complete, graphics requests?
• Say that Christopher Nolan is a talented director?
• Give up food and drink for an entire day?
• Continue my memoirs?
• Force myself to watch an episode of TNA iMPACT!, then write a glowing review of it regardless of the content?
• Do something else?

 

[I Suck Ass]

Force yourself to watch an episode of TNA iMPACT!, then write a glowing review of it regardless of the content.

 

[Lee]

Dammit Samuel!

 

[a0161613]

Something to do with TNA. Though I thought you liked it, or at least could stand it.

 

[Барбоса]

Be the second person to read all of my PhD thesis from cover to cover

 

[Uncle Sam]

Be the second person to read all of my PhD thesis from cover to cover

What's the subject, how long is it?

 

[Барбоса]

Late Roman Recruiting Practices

80,000 words plus 25,000 words in footnotes and a 10,000 word bibliography

 

[Uncle Sam]

I reckon you could summarise the entire thing in, ooh, three sentences. I'll read that.

 

[Барбоса]

I reckon you could summarise the entire thing in, ooh, three sentences. I'll read that.

I probably could but I am not sure that that would be much of a "dramatic bitch bet"

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nah, I'll read it anyway. As a favour.

 

[Stormtrooper]

How can anyone NOT vote for "Hot Damn, I'm Aunt Sam?"

I vote fir the awesome name-change.

 

[The_Misson]

Force yourself to BUY a TNA pay per view and then write a glowing review of it using a minimum of 2,100 words and a max of 2,500 words.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

We hate Nolan too!!? Dammit is there anything we won't like!!

I went for Aunt Sam, TNA bit would make you suicidal and we'd be questioned for sure. Don't have a snazzy tie for court dates.

 

[WWEboy13]

Write a 3-Page report stating that CM Punk is bland(that is hard)

 

[shattered dreams]

You have to twitpic him a dong shot proclaiming your love. Possibly a dangerous assumption that you haven't done this already.

 

[Uncle Sam]

DBD? Daily. "Danny Boy, here's my LeBell Lock, if you get my meaning."

 

[Lee]

How can anyone NOT vote for "Hot Damn, I'm Aunt Sam?"

I vote fir the awesome name-change.

Because we've kinda already had it before

 

[Next Jericho]

This.Force myself to watch an episode of TNA iMPACT!, then write a glowing review of it regardless of the content?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

1, 2, or 6

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

You have to twitpic him a dong shot proclaiming your love. Possibly a dangerous assumption that you haven't done this already.

You just want to see his dick.

 

[Coco]

Join WZCW.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Join WZCW.

Now that is an interesting proposition. Anyone else have anything better?

 

[.]

Now that is an interesting proposition. Anyone else have anything better?

Do the time warp.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Again?

 

[gd]

The washed up indy wrestler who shoots heroin into his penis needs to be a part of the 'Z.