Jeff Hardy is great. He entertains me where no other performer, save AJ Styles, can. I'd like him to do well in the ECW region. He's generally OK with weapons, and pretty efficient with a ladder. Y'know, even if he does miss all the time. And then get his head shut in a chair. However, when he meets Brock Lesnar, he's running into a brick wall and, knowing Jeff Hardy, he's running into hard. The more damage he'll do to himself then.
Now for some fun facts.
Did you know Brock Lesnar has beaten Jeff Hardy?
It's true. Look it up.
Did you know Brock Lesnar has beaten Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy in a handicap match?
It's true. Look it up.
Did you know that Jeff Hardy has barely changed since he got beaten twice (once in a handicap match) by Brock Lesnar?
It's true. Watch Friday Night SmackDown!. Guy loves fucking himself up. His win ratio ain't great, but boy, does he fuck himself up.
Did you know that Matt Hardy beat Jeff twice in hardcore matches recently, and just *****ed out in the I Quit match?
You're not seriously suggesting current Matt Hardy is better than prime Brock Lesnar, are you? I certainly hope Jeff brings a lot of tape and rope. Enough to hold Brock to the ring, at least. Matt was hurt, but he was pretty active after getting jumped on.
Did you know Brock Lesnar slammed Big Show through the ring?
I just like bragging.
Did you know that Jeff Hardy has the odd weakness of not being able to jump off tall things when he's unconscious?
He'll be useless against Brock Lesnar then, won't he?
Did you know Jeff Hardy has never defeated someone by putting them through a table or hitting them with a chair?
But that chair certainly put an end to his title reign, lol.
Now for some fun facts.
Did you know Brock Lesnar has beaten Jeff Hardy?
It's true. Look it up.
Did you know Brock Lesnar has beaten Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy in a handicap match?
It's true. Look it up.
Did you know that Jeff Hardy has barely changed since he got beaten twice (once in a handicap match) by Brock Lesnar?
It's true. Watch Friday Night SmackDown!. Guy loves fucking himself up. His win ratio ain't great, but boy, does he fuck himself up.
Did you know that Matt Hardy beat Jeff twice in hardcore matches recently, and just *****ed out in the I Quit match?
You're not seriously suggesting current Matt Hardy is better than prime Brock Lesnar, are you? I certainly hope Jeff brings a lot of tape and rope. Enough to hold Brock to the ring, at least. Matt was hurt, but he was pretty active after getting jumped on.
Did you know Brock Lesnar slammed Big Show through the ring?
I just like bragging.
Did you know that Jeff Hardy has the odd weakness of not being able to jump off tall things when he's unconscious?
He'll be useless against Brock Lesnar then, won't he?
Did you know Jeff Hardy has never defeated someone by putting them through a table or hitting them with a chair?
But that chair certainly put an end to his title reign, lol.