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[The Dewbliners]

Had the worst time at a bar, for me. I went with a friend to do karaoke, and the entire time was the douche bag DJ (complete with blowout) changing the lyrics to mean drug related shit. Not only that, when I signed up to perform "Liar" by the Rollins Band, he flat out lied and said he never had that song in his catalog. This after I had transcribed the name, band, and song number out of his book.

Then, to top it off, he takes random breaks, where he just plays music, while his skanky girlfriend fetches him a Captain and Coke, and plays nothing but shitty hip hop. GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Sorry, just had to vent. Discuss shitty nights at karaoke here....

Edit: Oh, yeah, they were out of Rolling Rock, too. I had to settle for Miller.

 

[Scotty]

Never did karaoke....true story.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Scotty, I've come to realize this one simple truth: You don't do a lot of shit....

 

[Scotty]

Scotty, I've come to realize this one simple truth: You don't do a lot of shit....

I know. I plan to change that.

 

[Theo Mays]

I've never done karaoke, but I sing all the time randomly, so that has to count for something. That sucks though Dewey, I would have been pissed moreso about the Rolling Rock than anything. I've come to realize Rolling Rock is definitely one of my favorite beers.

 

[Papa Shango]

Here's you're first mistake: You went to karaoke at a bar. You NEVER go to karaoke at a bar. You got drunk fucks singin like shit, and drunk fucks heckling other drunk fucks for singin like shit. You can't trust the DJ, they're only there for free drinks and a tiny paycheck.

NEVER do karaoke unless it's a Karaoke Party. At least then you're amongst friends and everything is in good fun.

My friend has a karaoke machine and those parties are phenomenal. we all bring our Ipods, we have a TON of music to choose from.

Oh and Theo I dunno if you realized this or not, but Jeff Hardy is clearly fucked up out of his mind in your sig.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I've never done karaoke, but I sing all the time randomly, so that has to count for something. That sucks though Dewey, I would have been pissed moreso about the Rolling Rock than anything. I've come to realize Rolling Rock is definitely one of my favorite beers.

It's my absolute favorite domestic brew, that's not a micro. The thing that got me, though, was the song. I was pumped when I saw that in his binder, as I've done that karaoke before, at a different bar. I KNOW I can kill with that song, as it's mostly spoken word. I think my boss had something to do with this, as the DJ is his friend, and he was there tonight.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm a Blue Moon fella, myself. But I don't drink it at bars though, for two reasons.

1) I'm not 21 yet, and I still occasionally get carded.

2) A decent sized glass of Blue Moon in CT is 9 DOLLARS!! I don't fuckin' think so!

 

[Theo Mays]

Oh and Theo I dunno if you realized this or not, but Jeff Hardy is clearly fucked up out of his mind in your sig.

Yeah I know lol. I'm just too lazy to change it.

 

[Papa Shango]

I love how you just changed sigs instead.

 

[Theo Mays]

Shango, what school do you go to up in CT? (I'm assuming you are in school up there). Never had blue moon, I'll have to give it a go round eventually.

 

[Theo Mays]

I love how you just changed sigs instead.

My sig rotates, it'll be different per post. It is on a random image generating site. Like I think the post above is Shelton, Pope, and Nash. I have like 5 or 6 sigs scattered in there.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I burnt a bar down today. True story.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm not in school anymore. I was going to Western CT St. University, but I got bored.

I know, everyone always assumes UCONN, but I purposely didn't even apply there, and here's why; when I went away to college, I went AWAY TO COLLEGE. If I had gone to UCONN I essentially been going to school with everyone I went to high school with.

No shit, I went to Spring Weekend last year. Thousands, if not TENS of thousands, of people are there. And I ran into legit a dozen people from high school. It was nice seeing old friends, and I even made out with one girl who was real prudish before but really let college get to her... digressing, back on topic... but one of the few reasons I even decided to go to college was to do something new and different and exciting.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I'm a Blue Moon fella, myself. But I don't drink it at bars though, for two reasons.

1) I'm not 21 yet, and I still occasionally get carded.

2) A decent sized glass of Blue Moon in CT is 9 DOLLARS!! I don't fuckin' think so!

Nine bucks for a Blue Moon?! Shit, I thought Reds and Cyclones games were expensive.

On the serious tip, though, Blue Moon? I haven't tried that in YEARS. Has it gotten any better?

 

[Papa Shango]

Oh and Theo, Blue Moon has a citrusy undertone to it. At bars they serve it with an orange wedge. So not for everyone. I just like citrus. I even like coffee with citrusy undertones, like our Kenya and Ethopian Sidamo roasts at Starbucks.

 

[Papa Shango]

Nine bucks for a Blue Moon?! Shit, I thought Reds and Cyclones games were expensive.

On the serious tip, though, Blue Moon? I haven't tried that in YEARS. Has it gotten any better?

I dunno. It tastes citrusy. If that's how it tasted back in the day.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I dunno. It tastes citrusy. If that's how it tasted back in the day.

Bugger that. It's fuckin' beer, not a fruit salad.

 

[Theo Mays]

Oooo citrus, I love citrus type stuff. I think my brother in law has got one before, as I recall him getting a beer that was accompanied with an orange wedge.

 

[Papa Shango]

My sig rotates, it'll be different per post. It is on a random image generating site. Like I think the post above is Shelton, Pope, and Nash. I have like 5 or 6 sigs scattered in there.

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Bugger that. It's fuckin' beer, not a fruit salad.

I'm not a big beer guy. I haven't tried a whole lot of different brews. Blue Moon is what a few of the guys from work drink, so I guess I that's where it started.

I just don't like the taste of most beers. Blue Moon is one of the few I can stand.

I'd MUCH rather have a rum and Coke.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I won't lie, I love me some beer. Especially imports and micro-brews, but I digest. I'm feelin' better about it, though. I just rocked out some PM5K and Rollins Band, so it's whatever.

Never could get into Captain and Coke, though.

On a side note, the bartender tonight is a very good friend of mine, and adorable. Plus, the DJ's skanky girlfriend smacked my shapely ass....

 

[Papa Shango]

That means you're supposed to follow her to the bathroom when her douchy DJ boyfriend is busy "working".

 

[The Dewbliners]

I've got myself a woman, bro. Although, this who-ah was decent looking. Hmmmm......

 

[Papa Shango]

It's moments like these where we as men must think to ourselves the MOST important question we'll EVER ask ourselves.

"Will she find out?"