I Just Wet Myself

[Uncle Sam]

In a number of ways. This is on the TNA Essex card:

THERE MUST BE A WINNER:
"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle

Those eleven words right there are my favourites in the English language.

There's also this:

TNA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
The Latin American Xchange vs. The Motor City Machineguns

They're close runners up.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If those matches happen, consider yourself extremely lucky. With Kurt Angle's health the way it is, I wouldn't doubt if Tomko subbed in for him.