The Roid Rage
Getting Noticed By Management
What don't I get? Jack Swagger, that's what I don't get. I see so much fandom and support for this guy on the boards but it just doesn't make sense to me. I just don't get why everyone or so many people seem to like this guy so much. Doesn't anyone agree with me on that? Doesn't it seem too soon for such accolades and roaring applause? I thought this guy still had something to prove, but listening to a lot of people on here it's like he is the next WWE or World Heavyweight Champion in training or something.
Needless to say, I am unimpressed with Jack Swagger, and I don't get what all the hype is about. Is he a decent wrestler? Yeah I guess so, decent is fair enough to say. But, outside of that, what constitutes this support? He is not especially good at anything thus far, and hasn't done anything great either. Okay so he won the ECW title, big deal, so did Mark Henry and I don't see anybody frothing at the mouth to see his skyrocket push.
I get it that now days it is cool to like the heels, and not the faces, but really??? What has this guy done to get so much admiration from the IWC that is oh so critical of most everyone else? He just seemingly get's a pass for no reason. I myself don't really like Jack Swagger. I don't like his look, his stick work, or much of his ring work. And that lisp...c'mon, get real. Is that what draws everyone, the lisp? Or is it the way he beats his chest and flops his head around like a gorilla when making his way to the ring? What is it? I don't see it.
I don't want to hear "Oh he's got so much potential" either, because anyone of the roster who is in the good graces of Vince McMahon, or Creative has potential, that's just a cop-out. I want some real deal, up front, well thought out, sensible answers. If anyone can convince me, and trust me that is hard to do, than I will commend that person. But otherwise, I think accolades should come with accomplishment, and he hasn't really done that much yet.
I think he needs great improvement of the mic for one. Did anyone see his match on Raw? Afterward he grabs the mic and doesn't even know what to say which was horribly obvious, so what does he say "The 2 time, 2 time All American" which you could tell was all he could think to say and meant to keep going but couldn't so he stopped to think, and then repeats "The All American American, Jack Swagger". Ok, so what the hell was that supposed to mean? Were you supposed to cut a promo for yourself, oh wait here comes MVP to save your sorry ass, and then from there MVP runs the show and Swagger says nothing, which was probably better for both of them, he gets punked out, and leaves. That's not the first time he's seemed awkward and dumb founded on the mic, ECW has been relieved. Also, he isn't exactly great at selling for his opponent either, he is only so lucky that Evan Bourne was his opponent and worked so well for him. I have still yet to see some awe inspiring performance to tell me he is anything special, or any cut above anyone else. So what is it people? Give me something concrete, something substantial.
Needless to say, I am unimpressed with Jack Swagger, and I don't get what all the hype is about. Is he a decent wrestler? Yeah I guess so, decent is fair enough to say. But, outside of that, what constitutes this support? He is not especially good at anything thus far, and hasn't done anything great either. Okay so he won the ECW title, big deal, so did Mark Henry and I don't see anybody frothing at the mouth to see his skyrocket push.
I get it that now days it is cool to like the heels, and not the faces, but really??? What has this guy done to get so much admiration from the IWC that is oh so critical of most everyone else? He just seemingly get's a pass for no reason. I myself don't really like Jack Swagger. I don't like his look, his stick work, or much of his ring work. And that lisp...c'mon, get real. Is that what draws everyone, the lisp? Or is it the way he beats his chest and flops his head around like a gorilla when making his way to the ring? What is it? I don't see it.
I don't want to hear "Oh he's got so much potential" either, because anyone of the roster who is in the good graces of Vince McMahon, or Creative has potential, that's just a cop-out. I want some real deal, up front, well thought out, sensible answers. If anyone can convince me, and trust me that is hard to do, than I will commend that person. But otherwise, I think accolades should come with accomplishment, and he hasn't really done that much yet.
I think he needs great improvement of the mic for one. Did anyone see his match on Raw? Afterward he grabs the mic and doesn't even know what to say which was horribly obvious, so what does he say "The 2 time, 2 time All American" which you could tell was all he could think to say and meant to keep going but couldn't so he stopped to think, and then repeats "The All American American, Jack Swagger". Ok, so what the hell was that supposed to mean? Were you supposed to cut a promo for yourself, oh wait here comes MVP to save your sorry ass, and then from there MVP runs the show and Swagger says nothing, which was probably better for both of them, he gets punked out, and leaves. That's not the first time he's seemed awkward and dumb founded on the mic, ECW has been relieved. Also, he isn't exactly great at selling for his opponent either, he is only so lucky that Evan Bourne was his opponent and worked so well for him. I have still yet to see some awe inspiring performance to tell me he is anything special, or any cut above anyone else. So what is it people? Give me something concrete, something substantial.