I just cried when I read this

[Sparky]

Yeah but compared to Whats her face...

 

[Spunky]

I'd make her a Spunkystar.

 

[Sparky]

I would give her the Spark she needs.

 

[Spunky]

I'd give her the right dosage of medicine.

 

[Sparky]

I would make her feel like an Aussie. Fuck her, then make her dial my friends numbers So I could brag. then make the bitch get me a beer.

 

[Spunky]

 

[Mr. TM]

Oh for fuck sakes, all the fucking shit in this fucking thread.