I Hate Borders

[ABMorales787]

Blame the people. I pick up a book. I try to look at it. And there's always some dumbass on standby ready to test your "knowledge" on the subject.

I went today to buy a pre-calculus book and while checking it out, here comes some random dude asking me if I'm into math.

I wonder... If I pick out a Playboy mag, who's gonna lecture me?

 

[Coco]

Are you into women?

 

[ABMorales787]

Are you into women?

Yup. Thats why I wonder. If I pick up the Playboy mag, will a porn expert chick walk up to me?

 

[FromTheSouth]

I hate borders too. Why do I need a passport to go Mexico. It is closer than my own state capital.

 

[Leafy]

I love going to Borders and looking down the Erotic aisle and watching the old bald men stare at you and slowly walk away. Always good for some laughs.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I thought Borders closed. Anyway, choose Waterstones. There are like 100 people in the entire country who have a Waterstones card, I love the look on their face when you get your card out, it's like an exclusive club.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought Borders closed. Anyway, choose Waterstones. There are like 100 people in the entire country who have a Waterstones card, I love the look on their face when you get your card out, it's like an exclusive club.

After years of saying ''no'', last week I finally got to say ''yes''. You're right, the face, what the fuck was that look?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love it, it's the special look.

 

[Loveless]

I thought Borders closed. Anyway, choose Waterstones. There are like 100 people in the entire country who have a Waterstones card, I love the look on their face when you get your card out, it's like an exclusive club.

Really? I must have one! I just wish I'd got one before I bought a load of books before Christmas. Amazon will always be cheaper anyway.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't like having to wait for my books to arrive, and I might not be in for them. I'd rather go to Waterstones.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Like porn DVD's then, cheaper online, but you want it right here, right now.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Basically.