I hate bacon.

[Pepe Silvia]

NOOOOOOO!

4-8-15-16-23-42 Execute

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*Concatenates*

 

[Sully]

I'm just wondering why you would ruin it for yourself like that. Don't get me wrong, a pound of bacon sounds absolutely amazing. But you have to be careful. Moderation, my friend. Next time (if there is a next time), take breaks. Pace yourself. You definitely don't want to make a mistake like that again and cripple your love of bacon. God help you if that happens.

Well I did....kinda. I ate 2 eggs...and 3/4 a pound of bacon. Then I waited like..3 hours...and ate the remaining 1/4 .

 

[Ferbian]

Soon enough Tributes, soon enough, fat bastard will be the appropriate way of addressing you.