I got a tumblr today

[Hawkeye]

And have done nothing with it save for a few reblogs and stare at hot fat girls all day. It's the little things in life that really make my heart smile.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Wussup withcu and these fat girls man?

 

[The Doctor]

I used to use my tumblr but I don't anymore. Just lost interest, and I have a regular blog I occasionally update now. I mostly reblogged Steampunk stuff and talked about nostalgia.

 

[Hawkeye]

Wussup withcu and these fat girls man?

I like fat girls. I like all girls actually,but fat girls more so than others. Must be the first time you've heard someone say that.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Do you like them obese, or do you just mean thick.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Very first time

 

[Hawkeye]

Do you like them obese, or do you just mean thick.

The man with the hardhitting questions. I do have a set of rules to go by.

1.Chin and neck must be clearly distinguishable.
2.Belly is a-ok, but I shouldn't have to lift or shift anything to get to where I wanna go.
3.If you weigh more than me(240 lbs) no go.
4.I must be able to get my arms around you.
5.No hanging tits.
6.She still has to have curves. Mudslides are a no go.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

And I agree with Rox, but I'm not picky on my fat lovinz.

 

[Serious Jones]

tumblr is the best website of all time once you get past the 90% of the website that is 13-year-old girls that reblog harry potter/glee memes all the time

 

[Daniel]

I set up a Tumblr account. I then realised that I didn't know what to do with it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

1: Tumblr, yo. Do it.

2: I <3 Rox & Phatso.

3: I also <3 <3 <3 some chubby lovin'. I like a bitch I don't feel I'll break in half.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

DirtyJose is WZ's OG ChubbyChaser.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I like that I've been scarce for weeeeeeks, and there are still peeps I have to spread to rep.

Wow, that sounded dirty.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Dirty, it's the best kind of Sex.

 

[Freddy4190]

I am addicted to Tumblr. Loads of fun.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tumblr, what is it? This is a conversation I had with my girlfriend about it.

Ms. Jake: "Jack, make a Tumblr account."
Jake: "What the fuck is Tumblr?

She shows me.

Jake: "What the fuck is Tumblr?"


I think it could be a place where you find pictures/videos/quotations you like, post them and then people congratulate you on liking other peoples work. Somebody clarify for me please.

 

[Tastycles]

Your girlfriend doesn't know your name?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She's special.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Your girlfriend doesn't know your name?

She's special.

Lulz, Jake's significant case of yellow fever has made him hysterical: he's skipped the Asians and just gone for a mongoloid.

 

[Via Armbar]

I wanted t a tumblr at one point too, so I pushed my girlfriend down the stairs.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I wanted t a tumblr at one point too, so I pushed my girlfriend down the stairs.

[YOUTUBE]7yl3UMO-TkE&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Tumblr, what is it? This is a conversation I had with my girlfriend about it.

Ms. Jake: "Jack, make a Tumblr account."
Jake: "What the fuck is Tumblr?

She shows me.

Jake: "What the fuck is Tumblr?"


I think it could be a place where you find pictures/videos/quotations you like, post them and then people congratulate you on liking other peoples work. Somebody clarify for me please.

It's a blog.