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Kee Kee said:This is what KOLD is reported:
Police are investigating the apparent murder of local tattoo artist, Raphael Carey. Police say a woman walking to Fisher's market saw what appeared to be blood on the sidewalk in front of the tattoo shop. When she approached the business, she saw Carey dead with apparently a tattoo needle sticking up our of his chest.
Carey is most known for his wide assorment of tattoos including professional sports and wrestling personalities. ITS ON ALL OF OUR LOCAL CBS, NBC, AND ABC CHANNELS! The reason its Breaking news, is because Coryville has not had a murder in the past 2 years. My god, this man just tattooed JBL on my ass and is now dead. I do not know whether to be sad or happy. I did not want a Bradshaw tattoo on my ass. My husband and I went to Las Olas and to eat and we had way too many Margurita's that night and ended up going to the tattoo shop where the tattoo artist violated me with his new JBL tattoo. I loved my ass before the JBL/tattoo incident. Now I get laughed at when I wear my thongs to the pool. I have had to go buy a bunch of new granny bikini's which makes me feel old.
I hope to god Romeo is not a convicted murderer....He did seem to get mad when my husband would showed me some love on the dance floor last night. God, what have I done getting this tattoo, I have got to call my husband so he is not next or little elroy the dog.
Anyhoo heres the pic:
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Raphael Carey (the tattoo artist) was found murdered at 11:34 AM today by a local resident Marsha Collins whom was walking down to Fisher's Fruit market which is located 2 blocks from the tattoo shop. She saw what appeared to be blood on the sidewalk and then approached the window to see Carey dead at age 34 in a pool of blood with a tattoo needle sticking up through his chest. Investigators believe that Carey was stabbed as many as 15 to 20 times with the needle. Carey was taken to Cherokee Memorial Hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Friends of Carey are in sadness tonight as one of Coryville's beloved has left us. Carey is survived by a special friend Gary Stevens and his parents Pablo and Jennie Carey of Coryville. Funeral arrangements are incomplete but are under the care of Coyote Funeral Home in Coryville. Expressions of sympathy can be donated to Big Brothers and Sisters of Coryville.
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This is taken straight from the ABC affiliate.
Funeral Arrangements are now complete for Tattoo Artist Raphael Carey:
Raphael Carey will be ready for viewing at the Coyote Funeral Home on Saturday Night. Vistitation will be from 3 to 10 PM at the Funeral Home with the funeral at Noon on Sunday at the funeral home. There will be a wake for Carey in lieu of arrangements under the Carey family.
I was in a bit of a dilemma, I feel I need to go to the funeral home for visitation. But I dispise the man so much for sticking JBL on my ass. Anyway's his partner Gary Stevens use to cut my hair a few years ago, and I always thought highly of him, he was a good guy. I am probably going to have to go shopping today to buy something presentable to wear to the funeral home, because all I have is jeans and thongs. We may eat at Las Olas before we go to visitation. Romeo invited us to Honky's. He is a stripper there, my mom has to work, so Ricky, myself, Peggy and her husband Tim are going.
My husband Ricky and me and Peggy and her husband Tim went. Romeo (my mom's boyfriend) was there and he got really HOT when he saw me. He gave us all free marguritas and even a free pass on the dance floor. He was also stripping tonight and wanted me to be his partner. Everyone was cheering and screaming. Well, we both went down to our underwear, but I had my grannie panties on tonight and did not get to show the crowd the JBL tattoo. Everyone went home a little disappointed. Not much happened except Tim had to go to K-Mart next door and buy a spare pair of brief's because he JIZZED all over himself when he saw one of the strippers go DOWN and give a deep throat. Other than that just a quite night.
Ricky and I went to Raphael Carey's (the tattoo artist)visitation. I called Gary, his partner tonight after I got back and he is so upset and saddened by the loss. So we invited him to Las Olas for drinks tomorrow night. I bought a dress I got on sale, but it has an exposed midriff and I hope that will be OK for the funeral home.
It was the funeral of the tattoo artist (Raphael Carey). Ricky and I did attend visitation Saturday Night, let's just say that I do not feel any saddness due to his passing because of JBL now being a fixture on my beautiful ass. But I did go there for his lifemate Gary Stevens, who use to be my beautician. Well, Gary is very torn up and can not believe that Raphael is dead, we went out on the patio and talked, and he opened up about all the pleasures Raphael brought to his life. I got sad so I went to the bathroom and shot up some heroine. Luckily, I did not do anything irrational and kept myself together. My husband went out for a smoke and ended up getting into a fist fight with a latino teen who was riding his bike in the parking lot. The teen lost all of his teeth when my husband Ricky gave him the punch, so I decided to keep half of them and give the other half of them to Gary, so we could hopefully be friends forever by sharing the teeth of the latino teen. Gary decided to make a necklace out of the teeth, and I made a simple braclet. Ricky and I were feeling down, so we stopped by a liquor store and decided we would go home and make love instead of going to Las Olas or Honkey's and doing it on the pool table. When we got home, we poured all the tequila and vodka into our bathtub and got messy in it. We were drinking, swimming and cuming at the same time. We also gave a toast to Raphael whom gave up his life, of inking Bradshaw tattoo's on the community of Coryville.
im sorry in all but u have a nice ass
