I got a tattoo of JBL

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Kee Kee

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I went to tattoo shop with my husband last night and we were drunk off our ass, so we started talking about wrestling with the tattoo artist and he asked me if I wanted his new John Bradshaw Leyfield tattoo, so in my drunken state I agreed. The next thing I remember, I wake up this morning and see JBL tattooed all over my right ass cheek.
 
OK, first my husband and I went to Las Olas to eat last night where we had way too many vodka shots. We were with his sister and her husband and they do not drink. The tattoo shop is down the street from the restaurant in a very bad part of town. The tattoo artist had no consent forms, but I wish I had known about this law where you have to have a consent form. Anyhow, my husband knows this guy from some liquor shop he goes too and he was just joking around with him. Anyhow, I was very drunk and the next thing I know, I wake up in bed this morning with Bradshaw all over my ass cheek. I have been raped before, so I am not going to press charges. But I do not think I can stand having Bradshaw on my ass for the rest of my life with the initials JBL underneath his pic.
 
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^^Bitch that's what I do, jking haha.

Lemme guess? Your Hardcore!!! Right?

I bet you guy's he is thinking, "IM HARDCOOOOORE".
 
My husband and I went to Las Olas with his family. They were having a special ladies night, so us gals got free vodka shots on the house. Not every tattoo shop will have consent forms, I have the tattoo. It is a facial of Bradshaw with the initals JBL on the back. My nephew recently got the Jackie Gayda tattoo on his thigh, and he did not have to sign any consent forms and he was sober at the time.

So I suppose you all want me to post a pic of the tattoo for proof??? Well considering we have to use food stamps to buy groceries every week, I suppose I could shop lift a digital camera from SEARS, because in other words I do not have means to provide any proof or the money.
 
Listen you Piss Ants! I want to get rid of the JBL tattoo. I was frikin drunk when it happened. I thought when the dude said he had a new Bradshaw tattoo, he was joking. Then I unfortunately must have passed out and I awoke to find I know am advertising JBL on my buttocks. I had just bought 5 thong bikini's for my husband's birthday that I was going to wear next month to the beach. There's no way I am going to South Beach with JBL as a part of my body.

You can call the tattoo artist. He has the receipt. I wanted to share the story, so no one would go to a tattoo shop and get a Bradshaw tattoo.
 
I'll try and find the pic I had on my computer. I told my girlfriends that I now had a Bradshaw tattoo, and they were pissed. They suggested that I sue the tattoo artist, but he belongs to the johnson-wallace street gang here in coryville. They are a ruthless gang who have murdered at least 6 local women and 1 man. I am too scared because I sure don't want to get murdered over my JBL tattoo. Las Olas is right here in Coryville, The tattoo artist had just gotten a new JBL tattoo in from the truck.
 
My Husband and I are leaving for South Beach on September 19th for our vacation. I have bought a lot of thongs, for the trip and I am afraid everyone will stare at my JBL tattoo while I am laying out and in the pool. Las Olas is a restaurant here in Coryville where everyone goes to get drunk and sometimes high. Don't tell the COPS!!!

We save up for 52 weeks for our annual trip to South Beach. That's why we use food stamps, we want to save our money for our trip and the cost of my thongs. We were eating with my brother-in-law and his wife at Las Olas, (they paid for the meal) where I had way too many Vodka shots which led to JBL arriving on my butt.

DON'T MAKE A JOKE OF THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! I was raped by a mexican gang when I was 14, and it took me 7 years of therapy to overcome the demon's they placed upon me.
 
Okay why are you telling us this?? If you have a problem than get help. I don't get it- if you're living off of food stamps than why are you going on vacation???? Wtf??

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Dragon
 
So the morale of the story kids is that if you are raped by a mexican gang than you become dumb enough to get JBL tattoed on your a$$.
 
Listen you Piss Ants! When I was 14 I barely escaped them after a vicious rape that I received. I have had more things happen to me in my life than any of you could imagine. I have to live with the fact that I will have Bradshaw on my ass when I wear my thongs on the beach next month when we got to South Beach.

The tattoo is a facial of JBL with the cowboy hat on, and underneath it has the initals JBL. It takes up the better part of my left ass cheek. I want to cry everytime I get in the shower and look down to see JBL as a part of my body. I would never want any WWE star on my body, but I sure don't want JBL. I went to the pool earlier in the week, and I wore a thong, because it is a little too hot to wear a standard bikini. This will be the first time Coryville will be able to see my Bradshaw tattoo. I hope I do not offend anyone.
 
OK, you all are probably sitting up in the country club with your honey's and probably never have come across a pervert before. When I was a child, I would have to hide in the sewer's some nights to avoid being kidnapped by the rape gangs. I could not even go to the grocery store without being fondled. I have had 19 STD's in my life and just found out I am HIV positive. I have not told anyone this yet, but you all are trashing me to the point where you have to understand the lifestyle I have led and hopefully have sympathy for me.

We got back from Las Olas last Saturday, it was 6 of us, myself, my husband, 2 of his poker buddies, and 2 of my girlfriends. We all had some hard shots tonight. I also got hosed down after 2 hours. Everyone on the dance floor was chanting JBL and wanted me to show it. I tempted them and showed them the upper part of my ass cheek with the cowboy hat. There were about 200 at Las Olas last night, so there is your proof. 200 people can verify my Bradshaw tattoo. I am regreting the chilli dip I had, because I vomited while I was internet surfing.

I thought about stripping it off. They had a big back to school bash. It was perfect timing. When we left, everyone was chanting JBL. It was fuckin hilarious. I told my dear old daddy about the JBL tattoo. At first he was pissed, but then he told me that I was as much of a champion as Smackdown champion John Bradshaw Leyfield. He was a big Barry Windham fan back in the day, and he thinks Bradshaw is similiar to Windham. He thought it was pretty after I showed it to him. He even had little Elroy lick it, I am feeling a little better. I just hope all the people at the beach don't make fun of it when we go to South Beach next month. Little Elroy licked my JBL tattoo, because he liked it. I also have Van Halen tattooed on my breast from 1986 when I was a freshman.

Oh, by the way Little Elroy is our little puppy.


I went to mother's and she did not know about Bradshaw on my ass. Oh, what a night!!!! We went to Las Olas, where they had $3 vodka shots all night. Mother's new boyfriend is only 28 and is a stripper at Honky's. He was a lot of fun and had a lot of tattoo's all over him including a Koko B. Ware and Frankie Tattoo on his back from 1988. We hit the dance floor and I danced with my mom's guy guy and he hosed me down after I had gotten to wasted to stand up. My husband got into a fight with a mexican who was hitting on me. Well, when we left Las Olas, I told mom and she looked at me like she was pissed, but smiled and gave me a hug. I was so relieved. She was only concerned that I might have HIV from the tattoo needle, but I still haven't told her about the HIV I already have, hope she does not read the boards. The only problem I have is one of the girls at the bar said that the mexicans have found out that I have Bradshaw on my ass and want to take me out to the rape center. I know the character Bradshaw is a racist towards mexicans, but I have nothing against them. I am scared they will view me as a racist since they think I support Bradshaw.

Well afterwards, my mom's boyfriend was over at my house. I think he has a crush on me. He was talking about all his kids and all the women he has been with. He is way too young for me. I don't care much for the young ones. My husband had already gone to work, he would have been pissed if he knew I was talking to the guy. I think his name is Romeo. He has a bracelet on his ankle that looks like some kind of monitoring device the cops use when you are on parole. I sure hope he is not a rapist, because I have been abused way too many times. Anyway's, today is Thursday and I am going to the pool, but fear not, I am not wearing my Thong today, because I have a huge bruise on my ass from a bump I took at Las Olas last night on the dance floor. So, no JBL exposure for the pool goers today.

Whenever I got to WWE events, I always try to wear something to show as much skin as possible. I went to a house show in 1989 and had to much chilli dip and vomited all over this 6 year old kid. This was back in 1989 during the Hogan years. He was dressed all out in his Hulk Hogan outfit and started crying and bitching. I got banned from the WWF events for 10 years, but I have since started going back since 1999. Well, it was back during my high school teen years. I didn't finish the rest of the story. I was very drunk at the time and also high on cocaine. It was found on me, so it turned into a criminal investigation. My boyfriend at the time also was a very high tempered person. So when the mom got up to see what was going on, he felt threatened and beat her ass. She spent a lot of time getting facial surgery for the fists he beat her with. This is why I recommend never take your children to WWE events.

YES, I will moon JBL or anyone at a WWE event. I showed 200 people my JBL tattoo at Las Olas, including a restaurant full of mexicans. I would have no problem doing it to stupid ass WWE fans. They have ladies night 3 nights a week at Las Olas. Plus $3 Vodka shots on Wednesday nights. Plus we usually get a free ride if we go with family or friends. Plus a lot of the locals offer me vodka shots for a peek at the Bradshaw tattoo. I had an idea that very night - could bribe the Sears employees for a peek at the JBL tattoo for a free Digital camera!!! But then it happened. They just broke in on TV and said the tattoo artist had been found dead in his tattoo shop and foul play is suspected. How will I ever get Bradshaw off my ASS now?
 
This is what KOLD is reported:

Police are investigating the apparent murder of local tattoo artist, Raphael Carey. Police say a woman walking to Fisher's market saw what appeared to be blood on the sidewalk in front of the tattoo shop. When she approached the business, she saw Carey dead with apparently a tattoo needle sticking up our of his chest.

Carey is most known for his wide assorment of tattoos including professional sports and wrestling personalities. ITS ON ALL OF OUR LOCAL CBS, NBC, AND ABC CHANNELS! The reason its Breaking news, is because Coryville has not had a murder in the past 2 years. My god, this man just tattooed JBL on my ass and is now dead. I do not know whether to be sad or happy. I did not want a Bradshaw tattoo on my ass. My husband and I went to Las Olas and to eat and we had way too many Margurita's that night and ended up going to the tattoo shop where the tattoo artist violated me with his new JBL tattoo. I loved my ass before the JBL/tattoo incident. Now I get laughed at when I wear my thongs to the pool. I have had to go buy a bunch of new granny bikini's which makes me feel old.

I hope to god Romeo is not a convicted murderer....He did seem to get mad when my husband would showed me some love on the dance floor last night. God, what have I done getting this tattoo, I have got to call my husband so he is not next or little elroy the dog.

Anyhoo heres the pic:

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Raphael Carey (the tattoo artist) was found murdered at 11:34 AM today by a local resident Marsha Collins whom was walking down to Fisher's Fruit market which is located 2 blocks from the tattoo shop. She saw what appeared to be blood on the sidewalk and then approached the window to see Carey dead at age 34 in a pool of blood with a tattoo needle sticking up through his chest. Investigators believe that Carey was stabbed as many as 15 to 20 times with the needle. Carey was taken to Cherokee Memorial Hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Friends of Carey are in sadness tonight as one of Coryville's beloved has left us. Carey is survived by a special friend Gary Stevens and his parents Pablo and Jennie Carey of Coryville. Funeral arrangements are incomplete but are under the care of Coyote Funeral Home in Coryville. Expressions of sympathy can be donated to Big Brothers and Sisters of Coryville.


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This is taken straight from the ABC affiliate.

Funeral Arrangements are now complete for Tattoo Artist Raphael Carey:

Raphael Carey will be ready for viewing at the Coyote Funeral Home on Saturday Night. Vistitation will be from 3 to 10 PM at the Funeral Home with the funeral at Noon on Sunday at the funeral home. There will be a wake for Carey in lieu of arrangements under the Carey family.

I was in a bit of a dilemma, I feel I need to go to the funeral home for visitation. But I dispise the man so much for sticking JBL on my ass. Anyway's his partner Gary Stevens use to cut my hair a few years ago, and I always thought highly of him, he was a good guy. I am probably going to have to go shopping today to buy something presentable to wear to the funeral home, because all I have is jeans and thongs. We may eat at Las Olas before we go to visitation. Romeo invited us to Honky's. He is a stripper there, my mom has to work, so Ricky, myself, Peggy and her husband Tim are going.

My husband Ricky and me and Peggy and her husband Tim went. Romeo (my mom's boyfriend) was there and he got really HOT when he saw me. He gave us all free marguritas and even a free pass on the dance floor. He was also stripping tonight and wanted me to be his partner. Everyone was cheering and screaming. Well, we both went down to our underwear, but I had my grannie panties on tonight and did not get to show the crowd the JBL tattoo. Everyone went home a little disappointed. Not much happened except Tim had to go to K-Mart next door and buy a spare pair of brief's because he JIZZED all over himself when he saw one of the strippers go DOWN and give a deep throat. Other than that just a quite night.

Ricky and I went to Raphael Carey's (the tattoo artist)visitation. I called Gary, his partner tonight after I got back and he is so upset and saddened by the loss. So we invited him to Las Olas for drinks tomorrow night. I bought a dress I got on sale, but it has an exposed midriff and I hope that will be OK for the funeral home.

It was the funeral of the tattoo artist (Raphael Carey). Ricky and I did attend visitation Saturday Night, let's just say that I do not feel any saddness due to his passing because of JBL now being a fixture on my beautiful ass. But I did go there for his lifemate Gary Stevens, who use to be my beautician. Well, Gary is very torn up and can not believe that Raphael is dead, we went out on the patio and talked, and he opened up about all the pleasures Raphael brought to his life. I got sad so I went to the bathroom and shot up some heroine. Luckily, I did not do anything irrational and kept myself together. My husband went out for a smoke and ended up getting into a fist fight with a latino teen who was riding his bike in the parking lot. The teen lost all of his teeth when my husband Ricky gave him the punch, so I decided to keep half of them and give the other half of them to Gary, so we could hopefully be friends forever by sharing the teeth of the latino teen. Gary decided to make a necklace out of the teeth, and I made a simple braclet. Ricky and I were feeling down, so we stopped by a liquor store and decided we would go home and make love instead of going to Las Olas or Honkey's and doing it on the pool table. When we got home, we poured all the tequila and vodka into our bathtub and got messy in it. We were drinking, swimming and cuming at the same time. We also gave a toast to Raphael whom gave up his life, of inking Bradshaw tattoo's on the community of Coryville.
 
Kee Kee said:
OK, you all are probably sitting up in the country club with your honey's and probably never have come across a pervert before. When I was a child, I would have to hide in the sewer's some nights to avoid being kidnapped by the rape gangs. I could not even go to the grocery store without being fondled. I have had 19 STD's in my life and just found out I am HIV positive. I have not told anyone this yet, but you all are trashing me to the point where you have to understand the lifestyle I have led and hopefully have sympathy for me.

We got back from Las Olas last Saturday, it was 6 of us, myself, my husband, 2 of his poker buddies, and 2 of my girlfriends. We all had some hard shots tonight. I also got hosed down after 2 hours. Everyone on the dance floor was chanting JBL and wanted me to show it. I tempted them and showed them the upper part of my ass cheek with the cowboy hat. There were about 200 at Las Olas last night, so there is your proof. 200 people can verify my Bradshaw tattoo. I am regreting the chilli dip I had, because I vomited while I was internet surfing.

I thought about stripping it off. They had a big back to school bash. It was perfect timing. When we left, everyone was chanting JBL. It was fuckin hilarious. I told my dear old daddy about the JBL tattoo. At first he was pissed, but then he told me that I was as much of a champion as Smackdown champion John Bradshaw Leyfield. He was a big Barry Windham fan back in the day, and he thinks Bradshaw is similiar to Windham. He thought it was pretty after I showed it to him. He even had little Elroy lick it, I am feeling a little better. I just hope all the people at the beach don't make fun of it when we go to South Beach next month. Little Elroy licked my JBL tattoo, because he liked it. I also have Van Halen tattooed on my breast from 1986 when I was a freshman.

Oh, by the way Little Elroy is our little puppy.


I went to mother's and she did not know about Bradshaw on my ass. Oh, what a night!!!! We went to Las Olas, where they had $3 vodka shots all night. Mother's new boyfriend is only 28 and is a stripper at Honky's. He was a lot of fun and had a lot of tattoo's all over him including a Koko B. Ware and Frankie Tattoo on his back from 1988. We hit the dance floor and I danced with my mom's guy guy and he hosed me down after I had gotten to wasted to stand up. My husband got into a fight with a mexican who was hitting on me. Well, when we left Las Olas, I told mom and she looked at me like she was pissed, but smiled and gave me a hug. I was so relieved. She was only concerned that I might have HIV from the tattoo needle, but I still haven't told her about the HIV I already have, hope she does not read the boards. The only problem I have is one of the girls at the bar said that the mexicans have found out that I have Bradshaw on my ass and want to take me out to the rape center. I know the character Bradshaw is a racist towards mexicans, but I have nothing against them. I am scared they will view me as a racist since they think I support Bradshaw.

Well afterwards, my mom's boyfriend was over at my house. I think he has a crush on me. He was talking about all his kids and all the women he has been with. He is way too young for me. I don't care much for the young ones. My husband had already gone to work, he would have been pissed if he knew I was talking to the guy. I think his name is Romeo. He has a bracelet on his ankle that looks like some kind of monitoring device the cops use when you are on parole. I sure hope he is not a rapist, because I have been abused way too many times. Anyway's, today is Thursday and I am going to the pool, but fear not, I am not wearing my Thong today, because I have a huge bruise on my ass from a bump I took at Las Olas last night on the dance floor. So, no JBL exposure for the pool goers today.

Whenever I got to WWE events, I always try to wear something to show as much skin as possible. I went to a house show in 1989 and had to much chilli dip and vomited all over this 6 year old kid. This was back in 1989 during the Hogan years. He was dressed all out in his Hulk Hogan outfit and started crying and bitching. I got banned from the WWF events for 10 years, but I have since started going back since 1999. Well, it was back during my high school teen years. I didn't finish the rest of the story. I was very drunk at the time and also high on cocaine. It was found on me, so it turned into a criminal investigation. My boyfriend at the time also was a very high tempered person. So when the mom got up to see what was going on, he felt threatened and beat her ass. She spent a lot of time getting facial surgery for the fists he beat her with. This is why I recommend never take your children to WWE events.

YES, I will moon JBL or anyone at a WWE event. I showed 200 people my JBL tattoo at Las Olas, including a restaurant full of mexicans. I would have no problem doing it to stupid ass WWE fans. They have ladies night 3 nights a week at Las Olas. Plus $3 Vodka shots on Wednesday nights. Plus we usually get a free ride if we go with family or friends. Plus a lot of the locals offer me vodka shots for a peek at the Bradshaw tattoo. I had an idea that very night - could bribe the Sears employees for a peek at the JBL tattoo for a free Digital camera!!! But then it happened. They just broke in on TV and said the tattoo artist had been found dead in his tattoo shop and foul play is suspected. How will I ever get Bradshaw off my ASS now?
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Okay, Kee Kee the reason people are trashing you is because you make stupid, pointless threads!! I'm not trying to be mean- but, if you've got issues I don't want to know them!! This is a wrestling forums, not a self pity party forum.


Btw, I've never been in a country club so you can stop assuming.
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Chavez, who is the owner of Las Olas is having a birthday party for his daughter Marina tomorrow night. To celebrate the occasion he is having all hard shots for $1. Plus he is also offering free GOODIE BAGS, for the first 100 customers. In the Goodie Bags, you could find free coupons, condemns, birth control pills, or even small packets of cocaine.

Las Olas appreciates the business of all the community of Coryville.

Its been awhile, but I am just getting sobered up from a WILD NIGHT at Las Olas. Like I said it was Marina's 18th Birthday yesterday, she is Chavez daughter, Chavez owns Las Olas. Anyway, it started off WILD. My husband and I were late and I thought I would not be early enough to receive a grab bag, well guess what, I got grab bag #100. I made it to get a grab bag. In my grab bag, I found a pair of underpants once worn by one of the strippers at Honkey's, some free Meth materials, and a coupon for a free night with one of the local Africans. Ricky got jealous and convinced me to tear the coupon up. In Coryville, the Africans have all the "POWER" above the latino's and whitey's. Well, we hit the dance floor and I got hosed down pretty hard after I deep throated on of the tenants. My husband got a message that they were having some trouble at work, so he had to leave. Well, then the fun begins. I went over to wish Marina a Happy Birthday. I did not realize this, but Chavez is sending her off to learn how to become a NUN. Marina has always been a shy quiet girl who never has been a party-goer, to my knowledge she is still a vergin and has never had anything to drink. I let her see my JBL tattoo for FREE, she kind of blushed. She was wearing longsleeves and long pants and I thought she should show some skin, so I stripped her top off, she confided in me and said she did not want to be a NUN, but she has committed to GOD and that's final. I felt so bad that I told her how beautiful she was and gave her a kiss and a vodka shot. Well, the next thing I know is that I look up and we are in bed together this morning in the garage of Las Olas. I knew I was pretty drunk, but I never meant to have a lesbian affair with that poor 18 year old girl. What have I done??? I mean she was going off to be a NUN, and now she has lost her virginity, and may have AIDS...

How will I ever deal with this??? I gave Elroy some milk bones and vodka shots.

Before Daddy picked Little Elroy up, I took him for a walk and we ran into this stray dog. It seemed to like Elroy and immediately started humping him. I could not resist, so we went behind an old thrift store and pulled out an old mattress and did a quick 3 way. There is a colored school behind the thrift shop and they were having a special Back to School Bash where the parents bring their kids to meet the teachers, anyways I happened to notice a lot of them looking out the windows down at us. Then all of the sudden one of the parents vomited out the window and it landed right on us. It was fuckin NASTY. All the parents started screaming and covering their kids eyes when they saw me, Little Elroy and the stray dog going at it down below the school. I suddenly got out of there before they called the police. Daddy picked Little Elroy up when we got back and the stray dog ran off. I wet myself and Elroy down in a neighbors yard before we got home to get the vomit off me.
 
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