Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
How the fuck is this game universally acclaimed? Don't get me wrong...it's kind of fun and funny as shit in some parts (e.g., when the cab driver says he going home to blow up some heads and beat up the coochie), but I find it disturbing that critics and gamers find this game just as good as the likes of Bioshock and Resident Evil 5 and flat-out better than the likes of Yakuza 3, Dead Space 1 & 2, and Dead Rising.
This shit is not a masterpiece. Kudos to its creators for making such a detailed world...the gameplay's still meh and the storyline plays like something JKO would write.
This shit is not a masterpiece. Kudos to its creators for making such a detailed world...the gameplay's still meh and the storyline plays like something JKO would write.