I figured out exactly how I want to die...

Davi323

semi-retired from WZ
Getting sucked into a black hole caused by the Large Hadron Collider. Death by black hole would be epic (and no, by black hole, I am not talking about Oprah's vagina). Beats the hell out of dying in your sleep or of a heart attack or something.

What other completely epic ways to go out can you think of?
 
Colliding with the large black hole known as Oprah's vagina.


Or there is always falling from the ceiling of an arena while wearing a blue spandex costume and feathered cape. I think that would be memorable for years to come.
 
Manually setting off the nuke that is used to blow up the Earth destroying asteroid while my daughter Liv Tyler weeps and Aerosmith plays in the background.

Fuck you Affleck, you stupid pud!
 
Killed in my sleep by Sidious. Or as I like to call it, the IC25. Yes, I've noticed his absence.
 
Blown to death by the Canadian National All-Girls Mouth Massage Team. Thats a real thing right?
 
All I know is I'm going to die at the age of 88 on top of a mountain with nothing but an ipod and every song I've ever liked. I'll dance until I run out of fuel, then I'll roll 1000s of feet downhill. It's going to be good.
 
I'd like to kick the Brazilian flag in public in Brazil and neglect to apologize.
 
I want to give my life for something just like Snake did. I want this to play during my last moment alive before I croak.

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Or during a porno shoot in an Evil Angel production with my head up a chick's ass; giving head a new meaning will be my legacy!
 

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