I Deserve An Award!

[TheOneBigWill]

I have to share this, with the world.

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The Lethal Lottery match I wrote, was 46004 'characters' long!!!!! It was Six THOUSAND and Four letters longer than allowed in a regular post. HOLY SHIT!

Seriously.. I'm quite possibly the MOST pathetic guy IN THE WORLD to have written FORTY SIX, f*cking THOUSAND and FOUR letters worth of an E-FED MATCH!

 

[Slyfox696]

*Slyfox steps up to the microphone*


Ladies and gentleman, we have reached a new low on this great day in the history of our sport...err, forums. Yes, we've seen plenty of acts of losery and stupidity, but once again, the bar has been lowered. Tonight we celebrate a man who has taken it upon himself to single-handedly set the standard for how low and laughable wrestling forum posters can become. This is a standard that all noobs, idiots, and incoherent posters strive to achieve. This is a goal that anyone with only 1% of the standard brainpower of humans can shoot for. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we celebrate someone who sunk so low as to actually put effort into an E-Fed post, about something that doesn't even directly involve himself. He went above and beyond this level of idiocy, actually writing several thousand more characters than allowable by the forum.

This year's winner of the award for "Most Pathetic Wrestling Poster" goes to...


TheOneBigWill!


C'mon up and make your acceptance speech!

 

[Lil Wes]

ROFLCOPTER! Slyfox

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you da man will. you da man.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

*Slyfox steps up to the microphone*


Ladies and gentleman, we have reached a new low on this great day in the history of our sport...err, forums. Yes, we've seen plenty of acts of losery and stupidity, but once again, the bar has been lowered. Tonight we celebrate a man who has taken it upon himself to single-handedly set the standard for how low and laughable wrestling forum posters can become. This is a standard that all noobs, idiots, and incoherent posters strive to achieve. This is a goal that anyone with only 1% of the standard brainpower of humans can shoot for. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we celebrate someone who sunk so low as to actually put effort into an E-Fed post, about something that doesn't even directly involve himself. He went above and beyond this level of idiocy, actually writing several thousand more characters than allowable by the forum.

This year's winner of the award for "Most Pathetic Wrestling Poster" goes to...


TheOneBigWill!


C'mon up and make your acceptance speech!

I would single-handedly quote every word of that in my signature if I could. But the forum won't allow that much in a quote, either.

I'd like to thank my Wife, Daughter, Immediate Family & Friends for allowing me to put worthless things ahead of them. I'd like to take this time, to address how many countless hours of writing I put into something utterly worthless and non-paying.

While I'm not the type (well, I am actually) to boast myself above all others. I'd like to take this opportunity to explain that only I, and noone else could write such an EPIC piece of worthless writing. And as such, noone before.. and especially noone after I, shall accomplish this level of low and stupid.

I, TheOneBigWill, humbly, accept this award for stupidity.. furthermore I'd like to think that only I, could continue to write this much in accepting such a stupid act. Only I, could continue to think that in this spotlight, I'm seen as an idiot.. yet continue to think people might respect me for writing nothing. So I'd like to say... (they're wrapping me up) Thank you, everyone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It could just be GTA but I think both of you, Will and Sly, have lost your edge.

 

[Bernkastel]

I have to share this, with the world.



The Lethal Lottery match I wrote, was 46004 'characters' long!!!!! It was Six THOUSAND and Four letters longer than allowed in a regular post. HOLY SHIT!

Seriously.. I'm quite possibly the MOST pathetic guy IN THE WORLD to have written FORTY SIX, f*cking THOUSAND and FOUR letters worth of an E-FED MATCH!

I think I've written a longer one, in fact I'm almost positive that the Celese Crimson Chronicles was longer

 

[Luther_Hull]

Way to piss on Will's bonfire.

 

[Slyfox696]

It could just be GTA but I think both of you, Will and Sly, have lost your edge.

*sneaks up behind Sam, and cracks his skull with a steel chair*
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*Walks off laughing*

 

[HBK-aholic]

I have to share this, with the world.



The Lethal Lottery match I wrote, was 46004 'characters' long!!!!! It was Six THOUSAND and Four letters longer than allowed in a regular post. HOLY SHIT!

Seriously.. I'm quite possibly the MOST pathetic guy IN THE WORLD to have written FORTY SIX, f*cking THOUSAND and FOUR letters worth of an E-FED MATCH!

 

[Papa Shango]

*sneaks up behind Sam, and cracks his skull with a steel chair*
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*Walks off laughing*

This made me lol out loud.

 

[klunderbunker]

Will, you do deserve an award. You can claim it at anytime.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

So this is what happens when I message you on MSN and you don't say ANYTHING for hours at a time?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I have to read this thign. What is it about 30 pages long?

 

[Danmen001]

This made me lol out loud.

What lol mean laugh out loud so....... you :

Laughed out loud out loud?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

What lol mean laugh out loud so....... you :

Laughed out loud out loud?

No, it means he "LOL'ed" out loud. Haven't you ever come in contact with internet nerds SO obsessed with the net-slang, that they literally say stuff like..

"lol thats funny."

"OMG *random name*"

"This is my bff, we'll brb."

I've come in contact with someone who's said ALL of the top 3 sentences. (if you can call them that) It was a friend of mine's little sister.. I almost slapped her when she actually say "O.M.G. Will."

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Damn will, Most ive wrote was a 1700 word match. I was proud... Now im so sad. Good job lol ill just look for my name in it and jump up and down that im actually in it!

 

[Lil Wes]

If I had gone quote after quote and not skipped all the garbage in the Regal thread.

I would have been the first to break that limit. I think Will just posts alot of words to cover up his countless flaws.

I'll post this in here as well. A favorite quote of my own.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Get a job Will.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'll post this in here as well. A favorite quote of my own.

People who boast about their own quotes are no better than the people who laugh at their own jokes, Wes.

And thats crap anyways. You broke down about 30 seperate quotes, and gave one or two sentences worth of dribble. I'd hardly consider it to all add up to something important, much less worth reading. (sad to say I have)

Get a job Will.

Already have one. Technically, I have three if being a Father counts, then writing would be the other.

Fatherhood doesn't pay money. Writing is Free Lance, and I only get paid per article. (sadly not by the word, that'd be great though, wouldn't it. I'd be richer than Trump)

 

[Lil Wes]

Dribble? Why? Because I actually get straight to the point and point out your mindless flaws in a post?

Hardly dribble. Those 2 sentences are all you need to know, why should I play Book This! or get off point?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Dribble? Why? Because I actually get straight to the point and point out your mindless flaws in a post?

Hardly dribble. Those 2 sentences are all you need to know, why should I play Book This! or get off point?

Then no hard feelings about me owning you in the Wrestler of the Week thread. Good, good.

 

[Lil Wes]

Yeah, sure