I accidentally exceeded the maximum dosage of paracetemol

[Uncle Sam]

I took four tablets instead of two. Well, actually, I took some Lemsip Max after forgetting about how I'd already taken two regular paracetamol.

I'd say goodbye to you all individually but, you know, I don't think I have the time. The real question is, will I reach the end of Vengeance before keeling over? Nice knowing you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think this is basically the plot of Crank. Which one of you's going to suck my cock?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

So.......Sam died?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I fell asleep during Big Show/Mark Henry, but have risen again.

 

[JGlass]

The similarities to Jesus are becoming clearer and clearer.

 

[Remix]

I took four tablets instead of two. Well, actually, I took some Lemsip Max after forgetting about how I'd already taken two regular paracetamol.

I'd say goodbye to you all individually but, you know, I don't think I have the time. The real question is, will I reach the end of Vengeance before keeling over? Nice knowing you.

Yeah, that's not enough to kill you. Take 2 less tablets (i.e. skip a dose) and you'll be in the safe 4g in one day window.

And if you did OD on paracetamol, it wouldn't be today. It takes quite a while to kill you.

 

[Coco]

So Show-Henry... just wasn't stimulating?

No! I won't hear it!

 

[Tastycles]

There was wrestling on last night, was there?

 

[hatehabsforever]

I fell asleep during Big Show/Mark Henry, but have risen again.

Too bad, you missed a surprisingly good match, and I don't just say this because of the Lesnarian destruction of the ring. I thought the two behemoths put off an entertaining match.

Personally, I was dozing throughout the ADR versus Cena main event. Then again, del Rio typically has that effect upon me, especially when the outcome of the match isn't in doubt.

Nice to know you're still with us Sam!

 

[Lee]

There was wrestling on last night, was there?

WZCW

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

There was wrestling on last night, was there?

403 tonight, with Twitter shit thankfully blurred out