Hulk Hogan/FOTH gets his ass handed to him over and over again

[Papa Shango]

What is it with these rest holds ROH fans love? Shooting star presses and high suplexes I can understand, but what the fuck is so exciting about a ten minute long rest hold?

Or as I refer to them... intermission.

 

[Slim Pickns]

What is it with these rest holds ROH fans love? Shooting star presses and high suplexes I can understand, but what the fuck is so exciting about a ten minute long rest hold?

You wouldn't understand because you are not a real fan like FOTH. You watch just to be entertained and not to pick apart every last technical aspect of each hold like it actually matters.

 

[Uncle Sam]

High suplexes still rock my socks mind. Why I consider Angle/Styles @ Slammiversary a classic.

 

[Papa Shango]

I can't wait to see Bryan Danielson come to WWE. Then he can use the Spear, a real finisher, instead of that stupid Cattle Mutilation.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

I didn't say long matches couldn't be good, I'm saying people always bring up the sixty minute classics as if they are all golden.

Let me see,Hart/HBK at Mania.That one sucked balls.

Punk/Joe I.Nah no good at all.

Punk/Joe II.Hey,Dave Meltzer just gave it the first five-star rating in the U.S. in 7-years because there is some seven year rule for that stuff.

What is it with these rest holds ROH fans love? Shooting star presses and high suplexes I can understand, but what the fuck is so exciting about a ten minute long rest hold?

It's the psychological aspect.It is the aspect that you are wearing down your opposition and doing something real.Because,unlike those punches and kicks Cena uses,headlocks and chinlocks are at least somewhat real.And ROH also gets stiff sometimes.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

The spear,you mean that tackle that,um...,hold up.Who uses it,there have been so many I can't remember.

 

[Papa Shango]

You, sir, are a master of sarcasm. I real nugget of pure talent, you are.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Let me see,Hart/HBK at Mania.That one sucked balls.

Underrated. Was overrated, but too many people realised it so now it's underrated.

Punk/Joe I.Nah no good at all.

Correct.

Punk/Joe II.Hey,Dave Meltzer just gave it the first five-star rating in the U.S. in 7-years because there is some seven year rule for that stuff.

Are you Dave Meltzer? Be honest. I also got that match recommended to me when I asked for a good ROH match. Bored the pants off of me.

It's the psychological aspect.It is the aspect that you are wearing down your opposition and doing something real.Because,unlike those punches and kicks Cena uses,headlocks and chinlocks are at least somewhat real.And ROH also gets stiff sometimes.

Psychology is a myth, in all types of wrestling. Also, stiff wrestling often looks like shit. Sorry Nigel.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The spear,you mean that tackle that,um...,hold up.Who uses it,there have been so many I can't remember.

Only one wrestler in history used dry bum rape as a finisher. Some fat Japanese guy should adopt it.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

What is it with these rest holds ROH fans love? Shooting star presses and high suplexes I can understand, but what the fuck is so exciting about a ten minute long rest hold?

Dammit, it's called a sleeper! Mainly because I always fall asleep during these matches. But it's a sleeper nonetheless! lol

 

[Papa Shango]

Psychology is actually telling a story in the match. That doesn't happen from rest holds. Yes, if an opponent is selling an injury, then applying a hold tothe injured area is good psychology. But NOT when you lock it in for twenty minutes. Not only could someone be unable to realistically withstand the pain from having your neck yanked back on for that long, but I doubt anyone would actually be willing to hold on to it for that long. Shit, I'd get impatient if my opponent didn't tap after thirty seconds!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

It's the psychological aspect.It is the aspect that you are wearing down your opposition and doing something real.Because,unlike those punches and kicks Cena uses,headlocks and chinlocks are at least somewhat real.And ROH also gets stiff sometimes.

It aint wearing down your opponent. It's rubbing your opponents well oiled while a few hundred people watch you do it. That's just sick. No wonder ROH gets stiff. It's just gay to begin with. It's good that you now admit it. lol

 

[Papa Shango]

Only one wrestler in history used dry bum rape as a finisher. Some fat Japanese guy should adopt it.

Big Vis > Go Shiozaki

 

[Murfish]

I can't wait to see Bryan Danielson come to WWE. Then he can use the Spear, a real finisher, instead of that stupid Cattle Mutilation.

I happen to like when Kennedy does the "spear through the ropes" spot.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Psychology is actually telling a story in the match. That doesn't happen from rest holds. Yes, if an opponent is selling an injury, then applying a hold tothe injured area is good psychology. But NOT when you lock it in for twenty minutes. Not only could someone be unable to realistically withstand the pain from having your neck yanked back on for that long, but I doubt anyone would actually be willing to hold on to it for that long. Shit, I'd get impatient if my opponent didn't tap after thirty seconds!

Yeah, but isn't locking in a hold for 20 minutes how you wear down a body part and cause your opponent to be injured? I mean it causes a shitload of boredom as well.

 

[Papa Shango]

Fuck, at leastonce they're out of the resthold, they could at least ACT like they'd trapped in a sleeper hold for twenty minutes, and not like your just ticked off that some guy just forced you down to the mat and sniffed your hair for half an hour.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

ROH is so gay. lol

 

[Papa Shango]

Spawn has pretty much summed up the case against ROH. No need to discuss this any further. Case closed. Winner- Team AntiROH

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I mean seriously dude. People get all hot and bothered watching two guys hold each other for an hour and sweat while doing it. ROH sounds SUPER gay to me. Like Rico, bathing The West Hollywood Blondes while Jason Knight watches and jerks off Adorable Adrian Adonis' rotting corpse gay.

 

[Papa Shango]

Adrian Adonis is dead? I... I didn't know he had died.

*sob*

I'm sorry, this is just a sudden shock for me. I'll be right back.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yeah, I know. I was shocked too. I could swear that I was just watching him on AWA two nights ago. lol

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Oh noes. Spawn was Socked???


Thats almost shocking.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

See dude. that's why I don't sig you more often. I sig you and you treat me like a gutter **** and just put me down. lol

 

[Papa Shango]

But Spawn, you ARE a gutter ****. You even have a tattoo on your lower back that says "Gutter ****". lol

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I'm sorry Spawn. you left it wide open like the hooker I was with last night.



*Bro Hugs Spawn*