How Would You Take Over the World

[Mac Attack]

I'm too lazy to figure out how to make this a non spam thread and I'm sure the bar room responses would be so much better.

Firstly I would enhance my body to the point where I was actually very attractive and find myself a popular gig acting. Once I get a large amount of followers and teen girls I offer myself up to my fans in return for guns and hitmen. I then use the money made from my fame and fortune and I invest in low life thugs. I then charter a secret plane to land by the Kremlin where I'm sure after enough blood shed I could find the secret nuclear missile launcher of Russia. I then Nuke the shit out of the major countries. I then proceed to use my new persona of destruction to recruit more members to my militia and I overthrow enough miniature governments whilst the major countries recover. During this I invest in a shit ton of gas masks for my militia. After conquering the majority of countries I reinvade the major countries and make myself the supreme being Robespierre style. I temporary get my glee before being assainated.

The end.

 

[nightmare]

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I love this movie.


..and you cannot expect to launch a nuke and still see the rest of your plan out. Return fire will be launched quite soon after your missile leaves the ground. Oh, that and the fact that no one will pay to see you in a movie. So technically your plan is shit from the start.


But good luck with that. Taking over the world has worked for so many others in the past.

 

[The Butcher]

I will play the world's game. The world's game is politics and I plan to win this game by running for President. Once I'm ensconced in the White House, I will take over the world!

 

[Starkist]

Kill the anti Christ and take over his position once he has full control of the world.

 

[Dirk]

I'd settle just for Zimbabwe. Apply to ZANU-PF and work the political coup from there. Zimbabwe doesn't have oil, so you're fine if you take over.

 

[enterkey]

Easy, an army of big tittied women trained by the most credible weapons and hand to hand combat experts. If their big tits and provocative sexy uniforms don't get te job done, they'll take everyone by surprise. Think a surprise attack like children of the corn only sexy and like something out of a cheesy porno. It all so simple

 

[Ultra Awesome]

I'd religiously play this song for people until they saw me as their superior


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[Nate DaMac]

I'd kill all of the black people. I don't know how that would help me take over the world, but it would make me happy.

 

[Gelgarin]

I would start by making informed and well thought out posts on an internet wrestling forum until the community as a whole concludes that I am more intelligent than they are and that my leadership would be in their best interest. From there I figure that the rest of the world shouldn't present too much of a problem.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It all starts with seducing the Queen of England. I'd post a flyer for salsa lessons at Buckingham Palace. When she shows up the lessons I'd make her my personal project. I'd break her down with my teaching and them build her back up. When it was time to strike I'd ask her to stay after class to discuss her music selection for the big recital. Once we are alone I'd break out the Zima and crank up the Peter Cetera. That's when the magic happens.

We'd start with some light kissing. This would move to a little heavy petting and (god forbid) French kissing. Then the crown gets slowly taken off and there is no stopping us from there. Next goes the sash and whatever gown she's picked out knowing it would look amazing on my dance studio floor. Bra comes off next and I'll be suckin' the royal titties like Charles without the big ears. Then I'd reach down and get those royal panties to fall down faster than London Bridge. One finger in her heiness' pussy would not be enough so I'd have to sink in another finger in to her wet as the river Thames love pocket. A couple minutes of that then on to the main event where I'd be taking her from behind screaming, "Who's your king?!?! Who's your king ?!?!".

Wait, what thread is this? Is this the dream sex thread? Nevermind, gotta go.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Lasers n shit.

 

[Loveless]

Game of Thrones it. Marry a significant royal from another country, marry off my sister to a different country, arranged marriages for my children, a few accidental deaths, a few wars, blackmail and at all times smile and savagely punish unpopular types to please the masses. Bow before your new master!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Give me 300 acres of secluded land, stem cells from all the Playboy Playmates, Victoria's Secret Angels, and SI swimsuit models of the past 10 years, and 1000 uteruses attached to women as lonely and desperate as Milenko. In 18 years, world domination would be ensured.

 

[Alastor]

Take over Scientology and expand its operations.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Become US President.

 

[BrianFNPillman]

Fallout style. Build a fuck-ass huge bunker, launch a few warheads, only tell a select number of folk where said bunkers were, and use my position of power as savior to then rule over what was left of civil society.

Probably only get a good ten years at the top of the food chain, and I'd most likely be dooming mankind to extinction. But fuck 'em, world's overpopulated as is.