How to survive an anaconda attack

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Only black man to ever survive a movie that a white person died in.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

And LL in Deep Blue Sea.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Anaconda's are way bigger than Python's. Way bigger.

In weight they could be, but not in length! Although the anaconda is not that much shorter

 

[Buffalo Dave]

And LL in Deep Blue Sea.

Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a plane survives.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a plane survives.

He was lucky...

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So we have 3 black guys that survived movies... I wonder what Hollywood has against the colored folk?

 

[Bernkastel]

You're making threads based on Naruto? Wassup wit dat?

Naruto used clones to escape, and was eaten; this plan calls for a knife, and to only be half eaten

 

[Mighty NorCal]

this HAS to have been said already, but the first thing I thought was "number 9 and 10 need to be number 1 and 2"

 

[pun2003hh]

this HAS to have been said already, but the first thing I thought was "number 9 and 10 need to be number 1 and 2"

You know, this was the first thing that I thought when I got through it, but laziness prevented me from commenting.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Only black man to ever survive a movie that a white person died in.

That's because can't nobody fuck with Cube – certainly not no god damn snake.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I wouldn't fuck with him either. He's staight outta Compton.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I wouldn't fuck with him either. He's staight outta Compton.

Straight Gagnsta. Triple OG OG OG.

 

[Bernkastel]

this HAS to have been said already, but the first thing I thought was "number 9 and 10 need to be number 1 and 2"

I think that not running is more important because anaconda are obviously attracted to movement; like piranha

 

[BooCocky]

Hmm Busta Rhymes survived Halloween. I win.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hmm Busta Rhymes survived Halloween. I win.

Well a kid with down syndrome was the hero in Dreamcatcher; that's even better

 

[BooCocky]

Ech wins.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I almost lost the battle with the snake. No one told me I had to have a knife, and the guide didn't tell me about it until I was knee deep in snake mouth.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I almost lost the battle with the snake. No one told me I had to have a knife, and the guide didn't tell me about it until I was knee deep in snake mouth.

I had a feeling that was gonna happen to someone.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

That's because can't nobody fuck with Cube – certainly not no god damn snake.

Except for when Common ripped his ass to shreds on "The Bitch in Yoo"

 

[Bernkastel]

I almost lost the battle with the snake. No one told me I had to have a knife, and the guide didn't tell me about it until I was knee deep in snake mouth.

If you have a complaint, take it up with the US Government Peace Corps; they are the ones who endorsed this survival guide for actual use.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If you have a complaint, take it up with the US Government Peace Corps; they are the ones who endorsed this survival guide for actual use.

Peace Corps? Aren't they the un-armed vonluntary help? What they fuck would THEY know of true survival.

Just because you sign up to give one weekend out of a month, and do a bunch of overrated workouts, through a course that most school gyms are adding - does not make you a soldier.

 

[Bernkastel]

Peace Corps? Aren't they the un-armed vonluntary help? What they fuck would THEY know of true survival.

Just because you sign up to give one weekend out of a month, and do a bunch of overrated workouts, through a course that most school gyms are adding - does not make you a soldier.

Maybe they wanted to find a way to peacefully kill the anaconda....

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Maybe they wanted to find a way to peacefully kill the anaconda....

peacefully kill- a hell of an oxymoron. Unless you are a ninja. I would assume the Peace Corps aren't ninjas. Or ARE they?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Maybe they wanted to find a way to peacefully kill the anaconda....

Peacefully to me, means without pain. Somehow, stabbing an Anaconda through the throat and making it a necktie all the way around - doesn't quite strike me as Peaceful.

Maybe slip the Anaconda a date rape drug, or poison a rat or something.

 

[Bernkastel]

Peacefully to me, means without pain. Somehow, stabbing an Anaconda through the throat and making it a necktie all the way around - doesn't quite strike me as Peaceful.

Maybe slip the Anaconda a date rape drug, or poison a rat or something.

that's why they said to slowly put the knife in the snakes mouth, and severe the head quickly, like a guillotine; completely peaceful