Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Just follow these ten easy steps...
1. Do not try to run; the snake is faster than you
2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides, and your legs tight against one another
3. Be sure to tuck your chin in
4. The snake will begin to nudge and climb over your body
5. DO NOT PANIC
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow your feet. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Again, do not panic.
7. The snake will begin to swallow your legs, you must lie perfectly still; this will take a long time.
8. When the snake has reached your knees, slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth. Then suddenly rip the knife upwards in a twisting jerking motion and severe the snake's head.
9. Be sure you have a knife
10. Make sure your knife is sharp
1. Do not try to run; the snake is faster than you
2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides, and your legs tight against one another
3. Be sure to tuck your chin in
4. The snake will begin to nudge and climb over your body
5. DO NOT PANIC
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow your feet. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Again, do not panic.
7. The snake will begin to swallow your legs, you must lie perfectly still; this will take a long time.
8. When the snake has reached your knees, slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth. Then suddenly rip the knife upwards in a twisting jerking motion and severe the snake's head.
9. Be sure you have a knife
10. Make sure your knife is sharp