How Should South Park End?

[klunderbunker]

If we ever get to the final episode of South Park, what should the final episode be about/the final moment be?

For me, Cartman achieves global domination.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

.......and then killing all the jews. Sounds about right.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Public suicide of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, so they will never think about trying to relive their glory days.

 

[Jay Sherman]

For me, Cartman achieves global domination.

Second thread in the past 5 minutes where I immediately new my answer upon reading the title only to see it was taken.

Thats the only way to go out. Or have something similar but with Kyle, Kenny, and Stan stopping him.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Kenny kills everybody.

 

[JGlass]

Hamlet ending, everyone important dies. Kenny should stay alive for irony's sake.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

They might try to parody the final episodes of other great shows. Start with Seinfeld and everybody end up in jail, only to have Kyle declare "this ending sucks dick, let's get out of here, guys." Then they go into a new bunch of scenes ending in a diner, where suddenly the screen goes black as "Don't Stop Believing" is playing. Kyle again points out how shit that is and they leave the diner.

In the end, Kenny should live and remove his hood to give an epic closing monolouge with the accent of a British academic, Cartman should learn that he's Jewish, Kyle should accidentally win the war in the Middle East for Palestine, and Stan should give birth to a black baby with Windy Testaberger.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Kenny kills everybody.

Hamlet ending, everyone important dies. Kenny should stay alive for irony's sake.

Kinda what I was thinking

 

[Loveless]

Personally I would revisit the one issue where they bottled it (the Prophet) and let him have the last word, as a big to everyone who kicked up such a fuss.

 

[Lee]

Pretty much what loveless said.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Whatever they do, I hope they do it in a movie.

 

[Lee]

 

[Fizzy]

I can't see it ending in just one half an hour episode. That wouldn't feel right. I like Nate's idea of doing it in a movie. Either way, it will be the ending to my favorite show ever and I want it to be an epic ass ending.

 

[Lee]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LAST EVER EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WILL....






Not be shown, as we show you an episode of Terrance and Phillip!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LAST EVER EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WILL....






Not be shown, as we show you an episode of Terrance and Phillip!

I would put money on this actually happening.

 

[The Best]

They might try to parody the final episodes of other great shows. Start with Seinfeld and everybody end up in jail, only to have Kyle declare "this ending sucks dick, let's get out of here, guys." Then they go into a new bunch of scenes ending in a diner, where suddenly the screen goes black as "Don't Stop Believing" is playing. Kyle again points out how shit that is and they leave the diner.

In the end, Kenny should live and remove his hood to give an epic closing monolouge with the accent of a British academic, Cartman should learn that he's Jewish, Kyle should accidentally win the war in the Middle East for Palestine, and Stan should give birth to a black baby with Windy Testaberger.

Just drew a blank, where was that from The Sopranos right?

 

[Lee]

Though Kenny's removed his hood plenty of times and has an american accent. So that idea is a bit silly IC.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LAST EVER EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK WILL....
Not be shown, as we show you an episode of Terrance and Phillip!

Holy crap I remember when they did this the first time on April Fools Day...I was so pissed, but at the same time, respected the execution SO MUCH.