Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump - The Clash of Political Party Champions

[enviousdominous]

Both candidates are facing record levels of mistrust on part of the American people, so both of them will be strategically attempting to find a happy balance between affirming our confidence in their ability to lead and annihilating the character of their opponent.

They pretty much owe us an epic encounter at this point with zingers and insulting off-hand comments in the midst of the same stupid promises we've become desensitized to.

Watch with me, we'll laugh and cry and simultaneously search for immigration information to places like New Zealand or Canada or Belgium. It'll be like watching a wading pool full of pig fat and old tires set ablaze while we're forced to listen to Andrew WK as sung by Sarah McLaughlin.

The fun starts at 9pm Eastern time, in about thirty minutes from this post.

 

[enviousdominous]

This thread is brought to you by Kraken Black Spiced Rum, sorry I didn't bring enough for anyone else.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I was about to start this very LD.

Trumple H vs. Rodham Reigns. Most disappointing political main event of our time. Let's sit back and watch our country piss itself off, ED.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Fact check.org hired 300 Banglasdeshies for tonight's action.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hillary Clinton, the first woman to head a major political party is about to take the stage with Donald Trump, the first WWE Hall of Famer to head a major political party.

 

[enviousdominous]

I was about to start this very LD.

Trumple H vs. Rodham Reigns. Most disappointing political main event of our time. Let's sit back and watch our country piss itself off, ED.

I'm going to try to fact-check here and there, but I'm mostly here to have my senses massacred by the craziness.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hillary Clinton, the first woman to head a major political party is about to take the stage with Donald Trump, the first WWE Hall of Famer to head a major political party.

Which proves how rascist we are since Mr. T isn't up there.

 

[enviousdominous]

I love how CNN commentators have to just rehash the same stupid shit over and over again. Wolf wonders if the crowd will be silent and respectful, Jake is reminding us of why people should be silent and respectful. These guys should be funeral directors.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Heard somewhere Bloomberg TV was fact checking this debate.

 

[enviousdominous]

Which proves how rascist we are since Mr. T isn't up there.

I'm NOT racist, I hate all White people.

 

[enviousdominous]

Heard somewhere Bloomberg TV was fact checking this debate.

I had to get off Twitter because every stupid news outlet is trying to be our source for fact-checking. I'm just going to use all the power of my brain to call out the bullshit.

 

[enviousdominous]

Do these CNN commentators realize that nobody gives a fuck about what they're saying when we're five minutes away from this scheduled demolition?

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh good, Lester Holt is being funny!

 

[enviousdominous]

No reacting in any way, good luck with that.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

YouTube is covering the noise of Lester's paper shuffling and sighs.

We expected a slobberknocker, and boy we're getting it.

 

[enviousdominous]

Listening to these asshats speculate the useless bullshit on their minds really makes me appreciate Byron Saxton.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm going to take a shot everytime someone references the Kennedy Nixon debate.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I don't plan on getting drunk. Buzzed isn't out of the question, though.

 

[enviousdominous]

Donald better not go down like CM Punk.

 

[enviousdominous]

The rules have been agreed to by both candidates, because doing that has such a great track record in previous political debates.

 

[enviousdominous]

NO! YOU'RE REACTING YOU STUPID CROWD!

 

[enviousdominous]

Donald looks like he's reading sheet music.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Somebody better have a steel chair ready or this is a waste of a matchup.

 

[enviousdominous]

Today is Hillary's grandaughter's second birthday everyone.

 

[enviousdominous]

Donald looks like the anger sharks are swimming in his head.