Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump Part 2 - Pot vs Kettle

[enviousdominous]

OH... MY... GOD! It's as if someone opened the seventh seal, the apocalypse is going to go down right before our eyes as Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton go at each other's throats in an attempt to make the other seem less sensitive to the volcanic issue of sexual assault.

Trump has had an avalanche of bad press from recordings of candid statements he's made, and he returned fire by having a press conference with women who've accused former President Bill Clinton of sexual assault.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS! No.... THIS IS DEBATE NIGHT!

 

[enviousdominous]

Anderson Cooper coming out with his usual "Congratulations on being in my presence" swagger.

 

[enviousdominous]

Just have the audience do a sustained ten minute "BOOOOOOOOOO!" to get them out of their systems. I suspect there will be lots of opportunities for those tonight.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bill Clinton's accusers are front row tonight. It's just cruel to have this much heat lingering in the air and yet audience members are forbidden from reacting in any boisterous way.

 

[enviousdominous]

Ivanka and Melania have obviously taken their valium tonight.

 

[enviousdominous]

FYI; Hillary is currently leading in every battleground state.

 

[enviousdominous]

Eric and Don Jr looking like they're pretending that the other one isn't there.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bill looking like he's trying to get crossword answers from Chelsea.

 

[TJ Matics]

This is going to be a special kind of messy.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Eric Trump looks like someone who cries when he's about to lose at Monopoly.

 

[enviousdominous]

Love that they showed the prompter right before the mods were all sincere with "Good evening!"

 

[Dmbfantomas]

This is going to be a special kind of messy.

Reminds me of prom night.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm not gonna have nails left, I'm so nervous about what's about to go down.

 

[enviousdominous]

Love how Don sits in that chair like he's waiting for someone to put a bib on him.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

 

[enviousdominous]

What does any of this have to do with whether or not Don is a model for today's youth?

 

[enviousdominous]

Donald is running through his manifesto. I wonder if this will be how he answers every question.

 

[enviousdominous]

THEY'RE GOING FOR THE THROAT EARLY!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

God I hate that fucking logical fallacy "I'm sorry, but look over there! Bad things are happening!"

 

[enviousdominous]

Love Don's periodic nasal inhales.

 

[TJ Matics]

 

[enviousdominous]

I take it as a personal insult when Donald implies that he respects women more than I do.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hillary: We've seen him "rate" women.

I heard that wrong the first time.

 

[enviousdominous]

Here we go, I think Don is about to rip into Bill.

 

[klunderbunker]

"They're just words."

If one line sums up Trump having no idea why he has no idea why he's in hot water, that's it.