Hilarious Front Page Comments

[Danger Burger]

Dont know if anyone here enjoys going to the zoo and watching monkeys swing around and fall over etc, but if they do, the front page is the place to be for exactly that.

Saw this last night waiting for moderators approval (always a good sign) and fortunately it was still here this morning to scoop up.

WWE Superstars that should be released and why:
1. Jerry Lawler (For being old and having a heart attack live on raw)
2. JTG (for being a horrible black "wrestler".)
3. David Otunga (same as number 2.)
4. Great khali (Ever since he had brain surgery, hes more ******ed than ever.)
5.John Cena (for being an ass kisser and a boring broken record)
6. All of the divas (not a whole lot of them are hot and are boring to watch and eat up time)
7.Rey mysterio ( no reason a mexican midget to be running around with guys bigger than him)
8.Tyson kidd ( he looks like a rape baby)
9.yoshi tatsu ( if he isnt going to go dragon ball z on anyone, then go back to being a mathmatician)
10. Hunico ( he shouldnt even be there because he is an illegal coke smuggling immigrant)

 

[Unsold Bacon]

This is why people look down on wrestling fans.

On an unrelated note, this is my first post in about a month.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

WWE Superstars that should be released and why:
1. Jerry Lawler (For being old and having a heart attack live on raw)
2. JTG (for being a horrible black "wrestler".)
3. David Otunga (same as number 2.)
4. Great khali (Ever since he had brain surgery, hes more ******ed than ever.)
5.John Cena (for being an ass kisser and a boring broken record)
6. All of the divas (not a whole lot of them are hot and are boring to watch and eat up time)
7.Rey mysterio ( no reason a mexican midget to be running around with guys bigger than him)
8.Tyson kidd ( he looks like a rape baby)
9.yoshi tatsu ( if he isnt going to go dragon ball z on anyone, then go back to being a mathmatician)
10. Hunico ( he shouldnt even be there because he is an illegal coke smuggling immigrant)

I put in bold the thoughts he and I share.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Rape Baby is such a better name for him than Tyson Kidd. Now that the election is over I am sure they will repackage him as Rape Baby.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Rape Baby is such a better name for him than Tyson Kidd. Now that the election is over I am sure they will repackage him as Rape Baby.

Any attention is good attention, my boy... especially when you're Tyson Kidd.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

'Making his way to the ring weighing 8 pounds 5 ounces from the womb. RAAAPPE BABY!!!'

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Any attention is good attention, my boy... especially when you're Rape Baby.

Fixed

 

[Lee]

HereComesThePain53
AJ, Please, Let me bang you to death. I have wet dreams everyday cuz of you. Goddamn you **** I wanna rape you <3

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HereComesThePain53

Sorry...I'm obsessed with AJ..

Johnny Damon

Bit morbid and violent though, don't you think?

HereComesThePain53

I'll be morbid and violent in bed with AJ. Violence is always the answer in Sex<3

 

[Danger Burger]

That guys actually here on the forums... probably struggling with the barroom password as we speak.

 

[Moon Knight]

Dude is clearly a virgin. Most talk like that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, most virgins have rape tendencies.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

Dude is clearly a virgin. Most talk like that.

I don't

 

[IHW]

Its AJ, can ya blame him?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah, most virgins have rape tendencies.

I'm sure that at a certain point it's going to seem like the only answer.

 

[Moon Knight]

I don't

Yeah, most virgins have rape tendencies.

 

[Moon Knight]

I'm sure that at a certain point it's going to seem like the only answer.

Hey, some people are into that shit.
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[The Dewbliners]

Hey, he could be Rape Baby's father/manager!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

if you're going to lazily respond with a meme instead of creating your own witty retort, at least check the meme's three words for spelling errors

 

[Moon Knight]

if you're going to lazily respond with a meme instead of creating your own witty retort, at least check the meme's three words for spelling errors

Calm down, it's not that big of deal. Relax. And FYI, It is supposed to be spelled wrong.

 

[Tastycles]

Honestly thought that said "*****ed" instead of "Ingaged". Was thinking "man, I hate it when people write stuff like that."

 

[Moon Knight]

Honestly thought that said "*****ed" instead of "Ingaged". Was thinking "man, I hate it when people write stuff like that."

I should have found something closer to that, would have pissed a few people off.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I was so excited to see that a poster named Tyson Kidd was asking KB for a name change. I thought for sure he was changing his name to Rape Baby. I was wrong.

I am disappointed. Go to hell internet.

 

[Барбоса]

Its AJ, can ya blame him?

Basically everyone who finds AJ attractive in a sexual way is guilty of a rape fantasy as she looks like a prepubescent teenager.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I was so excited to see that a poster named Tyson Kidd was asking KB for a name change. I thought for sure he was changing his name to Rape Baby. I was wrong.

I am disappointed. Go to hell internet.

What will you give me if I do it?

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.