Hi

[The Champ]

So I haven't been here in a while, and I figured I'd take Synder's advice that I should re-assert myself. Plus, I'd like to get to know some of you fine people of the Bar Room.

My name is The Champ (as you can clearly see), and I have been posting on wrestling forums since January 2007. I enjoy naps, long walks on the beach, and watching John Cena win matches. My favorite foods include pizza, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry flavored pop tarts. I also like to out argue WWE haters who generally don't know what they're talking about.

Rap music and baseball are cool beans. And I'm going to Survivor Series on November 20 to see The Rock and John Cena team up. Should be exciting times.

Also, is alcohol mandatory in this "bar room"? Because I'm, like, CM Punk-style straight edge. Although talking to drunk people always proves to be amusing.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I'm guessing this is the part where I send you a picture of my cock?

 

[The Champ]

Depends, can you give me a measurement first?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hi

 

[The Champ]

Greetings.

 

[Coco]

You see the thread on PW about how Punk is being booked to look weak? Laugh a minute.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I like macaroni and cheese. Add a little seasoned salt and it's all good.

 

[The Champ]

You see the thread on PW about how Punk is being booked to look weak? Laugh a minute.

Oh, believe me, I've already done more than my share of laughing at that travesty of a thread.

I like macaroni and cheese. Add a little seasoned salt and it's all good.

Salt? Never done that, I should try it though.

 

[BK Styles]

Hey. How ya doin'?

 

[The Champ]

Only as good as my next *********ion session.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Yeah, who are you?

 

[BK Styles]

Sweet. Is that likely to be good?

 

[Coco]

Yeah, who are you?

Go spear the grill of a moving semi.

 

[The Champ]

Yeah, who are you?

I'm pretty sure that I explained who I was in the first post.

I see now that you're one of those people who ignores the entire thread and posts based solely on the thread title.

 

[Coco]

Do you have the influence to get Industry and Deej to post here regularly? If so, I'll have no need to ever lurk on PW again.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, who are you?

You are beyond annoying. Jesus.

 

[The Champ]

Do you have the influence to get Industry and Deej to post here regularly? If so, I'll have no need to ever lurk on PW again.

We can barely even get Industry to post on PW regularly anymore. He's only been back for a couple of days after another months-long hiatus.

I'll see if I can get a hold of Deej.

 

[Coco]

Probably too busy posting/podcasting at SNV to care. God, the cynicism in that place is overwhelming. Even for me.

 

[The Champ]

PW or SNV?

I'd say that statement could apply to both.

 

[#hamler]

I've noticed you around the WWE section. From what I can tell, you're pretty good.

Also, Hi.

 

[The Champ]

Thanks broski, I try my best.

Also, Hello.

 

[Coco]

PW or SNV?

I'd say that statement could apply to both.

Well SNV is pretty much just Deej and his immediate family, so...

PW's problem is it's overrun with idiots like Peepshow or Moguns or... whoever that RR2001 guy was. I mean there are idiots everywhere, but you just don't have that many good posters to balance it out anymore. I guess Todd and C are good.

What's your latest alt's name?

 

[The Champ]

My latest alt is called "The never ending errors with the site have prevented me from getting back in since I was banned two months ago."

I really fucking hate what happened to that place. The errors make it look so bush league and the mods are too damn stubborn to get a new site.

 

[Coco]

The fact that it's called ProWrestling.com is the only thing valuable about it. They're right when they say a new site won't take off.

 

[Zeven_Zion]

What are you wearing?