Help Sam Buy A Wrestling Shirt - Once More!

[Uncle Sam]

Last time, I got a half decent Chris Jericho t-shirt. I don't even like Chris Jericho that much. Help me not make the same mistake again.

Option number one, with a £20.43 price tag, it's Daniel Bryan's Submission Wrestling t-shirt:

Number two, also at £20.43, is CM Punk's Aftershock t-shirt:

Number three, we have JoMo's top rope t-shirt, at £15 and thankfully sans WWE authentic tag:

Finally, at number four, is CM Punk's top rope t-shirt at a substantial £25.53:

Do my mental excercise for me please.

Strictly for use as a pyjama top and at wrestling events.

 

[The Doctor]

Bryan or the Punk-spangled Banner.

 

[Sparky]

JoMo's or the bottom punk one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That Daniel Bryan shirt is, like, vintage, I guess. Or something. I wish WWE Euro Shop wasn't the biggest piece of shit online shop I've ever seen and they did long sleeve variants.

I still really want Punk's old ribs t-shirt but I can't find it anywhere at either an acceptable price or in my size. The top rope one would do, perhaps.

 

[Daniel]

Daniel Bryan's or CM Punk's second one (which is nice enough to wear in public - well, if you're straight edge).

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Either of bottom two. Tbh I don't really like the Bryan one, it's a bit plain Jane.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But I'm not vegan either! I suppose that leaves JoMo's shirt...

 

[The Doctor]

But you need to imbue yourself with the power of SUBMISSION WRESTLING!

 

[Uncle Sam]

All I can think of now is Derrick Bateman repeatedly yelling "submission wrestling!". I bet he even does it while having sex. Or *********ing. Or walking down the street.

 

[The Doctor]

you would too, if you were a real man.

 

[Disturbed]

Get the New Nexus shirt.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I have the Aftershock shirt and love it

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Submission wrestling, great innuendo with the ladies.

 

[Phoenix]

I've seen a CM Punk rib shirt for £24.99, or is that too high Sam?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'd get the second Punk shirt. Very nice.

 

[Lee]

Get the New Nexus shirt.

Yeah because the new nexus will be around for a looooong time

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah because the new nexus will be around for a looooong time

People still wear nWo shirts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've seen a CM Punk rib shirt for £24.99, or is that too high Sam?

No, tell me more.

Yeah because the new nexus will be around for a looooong time

My thoughts exactly.

People still wear nWo shirts.

Ah, but the nWo shirt wasn't a worse version of a Hulk Hogan shirt as the Nexus one is with the Punk shirt.

 

[Lee]

Yes because nWo was used from 1996 up until 2002 (obviously not in one run but you get the point) Nexus will be lucky to make it a year.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hope Phoenix comes back.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

When I looked at the title I thought you were pooling money from people over paypal.

 

[Raven]

I would say either of the CM Punk ones. But I have yet to see someone with the bottom punkm one so go with that one

 

[Uncle Sam]

If you want to help a worthy cause, I can PM you my paypal details.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Phoenix isn't coming back, is he?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, and this is just a tenner: