God is a sports fan?

[shattered dreams]

http://publicreligion.org/research/2013/01/january-2013-tracking-poll-2/

27% of people in the US believe God helps decide who wins football games.

Saw two solid jokes on this already.

How silly. If there was any truth to this, most of the good football players would be black and from the South.

Interestingly, if you were to pose this question to Rams fans from about '98-'03, you'd see a much stronger Kurtosis.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Well gods gotta do something on Sundays. Sunday is his rest day and what's a better way to relax then getting drunk with Jesus, smoking weed and watching some football? You think god's in church on Sunday's? Grow up he's getting drunk.

 

[shattered dreams]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-fired-pastor-receipt-193820748.html

But apparently he is jealous of the tithe we give to waiters yet he will get you fired if you tell anyone. I hope someone slaps that bitch pastor upside the head with a bible. If I was the waitress I would go to her church and steal from the offering.

 

[Moon Knight]

That's why I am an atheist. Until god helps the Raiders win the Super Bowl again he can bite me.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

He's a busy fellow for sure. I have it on good authority he is also an astronaut.

(Though most likely not one of the ones in the video)

 

[Lee]

I think the Toon beating Chelsea today shows there is.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I think the result will convince Ming that all referees for Chelsea games are minions of satan too.

 

[shattered dreams]

I can't remember if God hates gay peoplr or black people more. Quick someone unravel this mystery so I know who to bet on.