Girl Scouts: Innocent or Pre-Hookers?

[TheOneBigWill]

Seriously.

Girl scouts use their cuteness and innocence to sell cookies at a higher price than they charge in stores. Why should I buy cookies for $4.00 a box when I can buy them at the store for $2.00?

Because you get a badge you'll never care about in a year or two? Because you think its doing you a favor, allowing you to believe your misguided ways of selling stuff with your looks is a good thing?

I guarantee 1 out of every 5 Girl Scouts grows up to become a Hooker or a Stripper. One of them will take their body selling cookie ways and turn it into a profit for evil.

I refuse to par-take in paying for a little girl to grow up into a ****e. First its her cookies, then its her cookies.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

cookie needs to post in this thread. Right fucking now. cookie is being exploited.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I guarantee 1 out of every 5 Girl Scouts grows up to become a Hooker or a Stripper.

Mom made me quit in the 5th grade when she saw in the Girl Scout handbook that there was a badge that could be earned for "Bringing Pleasure to Others."

 

[FromTheSouth]

If the one in five that becomes a stripper keeps her uniform for the stage, then it's all worth it.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Those outfits just scream "I'll suck your dick if you buy 5 box's of Thin Mints"

 

[Lee]

Good grief

 

[Cookie]

cookie needs to post in this thread. Right fucking now. cookie is being exploited.

I don't know who to defend: the girl scouts or the cookies?

Those poor, innocent cookies.

 

[Cookie]

Also... what the fuck is this shit?

Girl Scouts and cookies share a rich history. While recipes and box designs have changed, selling cookies remains an important part of today's Girl Scout program.

Why Girl Scout Cookies?

The activity of selling cookies is directly related to our purpose of helping all girls realize their full potential and become strong, confident, and resourceful citizens.

* Girl Scouts practice life skills like goal setting, money management, and teamwork—and they have fun!
* Customers get a great product and get to support girls in their own community.
* All of the proceeds support Girl Scouting in the local community.

Learning Life Skills

Many successful business women today say they got their start selling Girl Scout Cookies. Girls practice useful life skills like planning, decision-making, and customer service. During cookie activities, girls are members of a team working towards a common goal, with each girl striving to do her best.

Every local troop/group is encouraged to set realistic goals, such as planning field trips and community service projects, to accomplish during the year. The money earned from cookie activities helps the troop/group achieve its goals.

So when your local Girl Scouts come calling with this year's best-selling cookies, remember you're saying hello to tomorrow's business leaders.

Jesus Christ.

 

[The Doctor]

I love cookies.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I was kicked out of Cub Scouts, for eating a Brownie.

Somebody had to say it. Also, I'm With FTS, in that it's all worth it if they save the uniform for the stage...

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Do Boy Scouts sell cookies?

 

[ABMorales787]

Boy scouts must have it hard.

 

[Cookie]

Do Boy Scouts sell cookies?

Nope. They make the Boy Scouts sell popcorn.

 

[The Doctor]

Boy Scouts sell popcorn.

EDIT: Curse you, cookie.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Do Boy Scouts sell cookies?

Trails End Popcorn. Both Pre-popped, and microwavable.

 

[The Doctor]

I like the white chocolate kind the best.

 

[ABMorales787]

Popcorn. You gotta be kidding me.

 

[The Doctor]

It's white chocolate and milk chocolate covered popcorn! And caramel popcorn! And cheese popcorn! It's delicious!!

But yeah, certainly no thin mints or Caramel DeLites.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Sadly, no. I was barely able to move twenty units, even with my family buying off of me. But, my sisters were able to move 200 or more boxes of cookies.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You have to have a Girl Scout on every corner. Even in the dark alleys.

 

[Cookie]

They look too happy to be selling cookies.

They must be selling themselves.

 

[ABMorales787]

Doesn't that stuff melt?

 

[FromTheSouth]

It's white chocolate and milk chocolate covered popcorn! And caramel popcorn! And cheese popcorn! It's delicious!!

But yeah, certainly no thin mints or Caramel DeLites.

Do-si-dos bitch.

 

[Cookie]

Look at this bitch.

Spoiler

She's got him wrapped around her little finger. ****e.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Give ya something to think about.