GGW Is coming to

[The Dewbliners]

A town a couple miles up the road from me. Apparently, it's to help stimulate business at the bar they're visiting. I'm torn as to whether or not I should venture out there for a drink or two. Last time they were in my area, it was nothing but crack ****es and meth heads. I don't think I could live after seeing that horror again.

 

[Scotty]

You lucky bastard. Go because if they were crack ****e then there a good shot they don't even remember and won't come back.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The only reason I'm considering this is because they're bound to mark down the prices on booze tremendously. I'm all about cheaper drinks. The GGW deal, it's just gonna be a wet t-shirt/bikini contests. No nudity in bars, or else they lose their liquor license. Hence, the titty bar I go to is BYOB.

 

[Scotty]

Never been to a titty bar so I don't know.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You're in Florida, second capital of strip clubs, and have never been to one?

Besides, Florida allows full nude and booze. That's why I love going to the Tampa Bay area.

Ohio, on the other hand, does not. Unless you provide your own.

 

[Scotty]

I live in the virtual annex of fully clothed girls....that I know of.

 

[Scotty]

I think there may be one around Gainesville but I am not sure.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Just travel a couple of hours south, and you'll start seeing them. Think Tampa, Sarasota, and Bradenton.

 

[Scotty]

I would but I have no car but I could get one. I still have no job therefore no gas which is the key component to go on a titty trek. I went to Gainesville and seen a billboard on my way for some kind titty bar/restaurant. I will see some nipple action before I turn 20.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A town a couple miles up the road from me. Apparently, it's to help stimulate business at the bar they're visiting. I'm torn as to whether or not I should venture out there for a drink or two. Last time they were in my area, it was nothing but crack ****es and meth heads. I don't think I could live after seeing that horror again.

DUDE I defy you to show me a better party

 

[The Dewbliners]

DUDE I defy you to show me a better party

I'm a recovering pill popper. I find no joy in these things anymore. Thus, I'm an alcoholic. Plus, did I mention they made Amy Winehouse without make up seem attractive?

 

[Scotty]

Damn that's ugly. BTW congrats on breaking the addiction.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Damn that's ugly. BTW congrats on breaking the addiction.

Yeah, don't congratulate me. All I did was trade one addiction for another.

 

[Scotty]

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

My friends admitted I had a problem. Still, I thank them everyday for doing that for me. It's not even that big a deal any more.

 

[Scotty]

Still trying to find that magical strip club.