Genetically Engineered Superstars: The New Breed Manufactured

[Coco]

The WWE has some very talented second and third generation superstars at the present moment and have had more in the past. Bret Hart, Owen Hart, The Rock, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio Jr, Eddie Guerrero and others are great, have been great, or have (in Orton's case) bordered on great because of their natural instincts for the business. At the moment, I can see both Ted Dibiase Jr and David Hart Smith growing as performers each and every week, in Ted's blooming heel psychology skills and Hart's growing intensity and improved execution (that delayed suplex is improving I tell you!). Even Natalya Neidhart is causing a bit of discussion in circles that enjoy women's wrestling.

So what I propose is that WWE should try to pass the genes of the business on and create a production line for future stars. WWE needs to get the contractual rights to harvest the semen of the best wrestlers of today and use that harvest to breed superior next generation workers. Following that, the WWE should raise them from an early age in wrestling history and the art form itself. Once the new generation stars are ready, bring them in individually or as a new version of Legacy.

I propose that if this policy is to be experimented with, it should be tested first and foremost on John Cena, who inherited his love of wrestling from his father. His family carrying the "passion for the business" gene will make the transition from womb to ring all the easier for "The Prototype" John Cena The 3rd.

What other superstars should have their semen harvested for the good of wrestling's future?

 

[LMaruko]

I give my vote to the Rock.

Why? It has already been proven that him, his father, and nearly his entire family have proven themselves in wrestling time and time again. If the Rock's offspring does in fact hop on the WWE bandwagon, he already has the lineage and the foot in the door when he steps into McMahon's office.

Mind you, the idea to contract and save some "genetic material" of the top wrestlers today sounds perversely sci-fi (and mind you, I am all for sci-fi), and kind of farfetched, but then again, there have been places where people can go and impregnate women to have their children resemble celebrities, or have celebrities frozen genetic material combined to make such a celebrity in a test tube.

Its a weird idea, I think, but very probable. I highly doubt that the WWE has some kind of undeground hi-tech laboratory, but hell, maybe the superstars of today can donate their chromosomes for a hefty sum.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Jesus Christ. This is the coolest thread I have ever seen. Co Co just jumped like 10 spots on my favorite scale. At any rate, my personal pick would be Chris Jericho. Mind you I am a fan of the actual wrestling aspect of the show and simply put, Jericho is the best. An offspring of Jericho who lives and breathes wrestling would put even Bryan Danielson to shame. This whole thing is amazingly Sci fi. I hate sci fi, but ray a movie like this was made, I would totally be into it. Knowing Vince, the next generation of superstars would be 30 Triple H and Cena clones.

 

[Blifferd221]

this is a good thread.
i would have to say john morrison.
he has the looks of a true wrestler
and his ability and everything is so great
either him or yeah cena

 

[Kurt]

The Rock.The Rock simplay has it all and If we can have a male version be created to be brainwashed from the day he's old enoug to talk then we have ourselves the greatest wrestler ever.If he was put on the scene at 18 and wrestled for 30 years,he would be able to put so many people over,have the greatest matches and build a fanbase that even John Cena would be shocked at.

 

[Razor Blade Dream]

The Rock. He seriously was the best genuine athlete and his workout regime is one of the best I feel. I read articles of his diet and all and he would definitely produce the best child. I wonder if his daughter will go into wrestling or acting...?

 

[Blade]

Orton or The Rock.
Both of those guys will create 4th gen. stars with their sperm. Talent that is 60 years in the making. It's not so much Orton & The Rock that will cause their offspring to be so perfect for wrestling, it'll be the history of those wrestling families.
And since The Rock probably won't let any children he has wrestle, I'm gonna focus on Orton.
Could you imagine Orton's son? All wrestling sons have a history of being more chiseled than their fathers. The Rock was more chiseled than Rocky Johnson, Ted Dibiase Jr is more chiseled than Sr., Hell, Goldust is more chiseled than Dusty Rhodes... Though that isn't saying much.
So could you imagine Orton's son? He will be a perfect specimen. He has 2 good looking parents and he'll have wrestling in his life from the time he's born. He'll have 3 past generations of wrestling in his blood and he will have wrestling all around him. His father will probably teach him to wrestle and he could have his first wrestling match around 15 or 16. If the Ortons do eventually have a son that ends up wanting to wrestle, we should keep a very close eye on hi,.

 

[ThaRaph]

I gotta agree with the Rock and Eddie....because damn near every samoan wrestler and every mexican wrestler is either RELATED to them, or good friends with the family...that's some wrestling dynasty right there

 

[ThaRaph]

I'm suprised Triple H isnt up there seeing as how he and steph have 2 kids now (I think they're both daughters) so in about 25 years , we could see some Divas with serious in-ring skills

 

[Coco]

I think the votes for the Rock say a lot. I certainly hope that charisma is a trait that can be passed on from generation to generation, or even enhanced, as the Rock's offspring certainly has a chance to become The Most Electrifying Man This Side of Electro.

Additionally, the votes for Shawn Michaels seems to be somewhat strong as well. That said, he already has a son and for the purpose of making breeding fun I'm sure Michaels would rather give his seed to the lovely Rebecca as opposed to a test tube. Who wouldn't?

Finally, someone should explain the lack of votes for Khali to me. It's always been said that you can't teach height. No, but using genetics one could hope to harness that and enhance that asset. I really hope that a few generations down the line, we could have a Khali that stands at nine feet tall. That would truely be ideal.

 

[The Todd]

If the Great Khali has a baby with a three foot gymnast, it would create an unbelievable wrestler. The strength of Khali with the ability of a gymnast would give the WWE a very good performer. It would draw in India and draw with the kids. It would be the most marketable wrestler they had ever had since John Cena. Whether Khali could safelt produce a baby with a three foot high gymnast without killing her is another question.